Pathetic MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyWeekend SMP: Mine & Grind Edition

sports fan, Soccer, Edition, catalog is 75% off, Opening Weekend

Are you tired of boring old grass fields in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server that is so wild and crazy, it makes soccer look like golf? Look no further than our server, where the grass is greener and the adventures are crazier than ever before!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore exotic biomes, battle epic bosses, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. Our community is filled with hilarious characters and insane stories that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs soccer when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Come join us and see what all the hype is about!

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Minecraft SMP: Sukuna, AFO, Muzan Who? Is There a Single Diamond Miner Here?

countenance, main villain, smp, Defeat, Antagonist

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the main villains go out in a pathetic and laughable way? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where every villain meets their end in the most ridiculous and hilarious manner possible. From Sukuna tripping over his own cursed fingers to AFO getting defeated by a swarm of angry chickens, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans will unfold. So come join us and witness the most epic and side-splitting battles in Minecraft history!

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PatheticCraft: No Marriage for You

Paris, relationship, Online Games, Indian guy stereotype, society

Are you tired of being a creepy shut-in like my friend? Do you want to break free from the “woe is me” attitude and actually have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server and escape from your sad reality!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a tall, muscular hunk who takes girls to Paris or a 5’2″ 90-pound dude who just wants a hot young Indian girl. We don’t judge here, we just want you to have a good time!

Forget about arranged marriages and societal expectations, on our server, you can find love, adventure, and maybe even some diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

stupid, Monsters, toilet etiquette, uncivilized, annoying habits

Tired of dealing with toilet seat drama in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds without falling into lava! Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the real world, where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky toilet seat issues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of toilet etiquette. Join us and experience a world where men are the ones who have to worry about putting the seat down!

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RedditorFails Minecraft Server

attention seeking, internet, seeking validation, Minecraft, sad

Have you ever seen a redditor try to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy antics you’ll see on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground base where all the moderators wear chicken suits. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

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GirlCraft Minecraft Server

toxic behavior, self worth, attention seeking, Pathetic, self-acceptance

Are you tired of letting your whole life revolve around women? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we don’t discriminate against anyone – not even those poor souls who are desperate for love and validation from mommy! Join us and escape the clutches of the evil women who have been controlling your every move. Build your own empire, make new friends, and most importantly, reclaim your manhood! Don’t be a simp, join our server today!

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BrahminBVLL Minecraft Server

bvll, Brahmin, Social Issues, Confrontation, dalit

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Indian men that will make whites seethe with jealousy! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of why Indian men are so irresistible. From building epic structures to engaging in intense PvP battles, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained. So come on, join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

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DickMan’s Minecraft Server

Masochism, Domination, Humiliation, submissive, degrade

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations and insecurities by roleplaying as a pathetic little dick man who just can’t catch a break. Embrace your inner masochist and let the insults fly as you degrade yourself and beg for attention. Who needs a white girl when you can have a whole community of players calling you a fucking faggot?

But wait, there’s more! We also offer a special VIP package where you can exclusively receive cock-related perks and privileges. Because let’s face it, you only deserve the best when it comes to cock.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself having the time of your life in the most absurd Minecraft server out there.

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20 and Still Crafting Minecraft Server

creativity, Playing, Crafting, Entertainment, >20 years old

Are you tired of adulting and just want to relive your childhood with some virtual blocks? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and unleashing your inner child.

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget about all your responsibilities and just focus on creating the most epic pixelated masterpieces. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-Moonwalk the mysterious legend?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a laugh-filled adventure that will have you saying “Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?”

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PatheticCraft

validation, submissive, Sexuality, SELF AWARENESS, Exploration

Are you tired of being a regular old Minecraft player? Are you looking for a server that will cater to your inner submissive side? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner submissiveness in a whole new way. Build your own dungeon and let other players come and dominate you in the most hilarious ways possible. From being forced to mine diamonds for your master to being chased around by a pack of wolves, the possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, being sexually submissive in Minecraft doesn’t make you pathetic, it just makes you a unique player on our server. So come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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