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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8911 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
– Our president is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may not have any political experience, but he sure knows how to build a mean roller coaster in Minecraft.
– We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. The only way to get in is by doing the chicken dance for 5 minutes straight.
– Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, we trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Gouda, brie, blue cheese – you name it, we’ve got it.
– Every month, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole week. Just watch out for the fire breath.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say hello to your future president – he may not be the most conventional leader, but he sure knows how to have a good time in Minecraft!
