Weak Jawline Minecraft SMP Prodigy

jawline enhancement, smp, jawline surgery, facial hair styles, facial hair solutions

Are you tired of being the laughing stock of the Minecraft world with your weak jawline and lack of facial hair? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret potion that will give you the manliest jawline and the bushiest beard you’ve ever seen! Join us and become the envy of all your friends as you strut around with your newfound ruggedness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Yes, you heard that right. One swing of this sword and your foes will be hopping around in cute little bunny suits, unable to harm a hair on your perfectly sculpted chin.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft stud with a jawline of steel and a beard to rival even the most majestic of dwarves. Plus, who wouldn’t want to wield a sword that turns enemies into bunnies? It’s a win-win situation, really.

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Carbon Log Legacy – Fight Climate Change

long term storage, carbon sequestration, buried wood, historical preservation, ancient technology

lol join our epic minecraft server where we bury logs to fight climate change!! 🌳🌍

we have ancient logs that have been buried for thousands of years and still retain 95% of the carbon they drew from the air! 😱🔥

come join us and help save the planet, one buried log at a time! plus, who knows what kind of crazy ancient treasures you might find buried in our world?! 🤪⛏️

so come on, grab your shovel and get digging on our server! let’s show mother nature some love while having a blast in minecraft! 🌲💚🎮

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☕ Java Survival, Where Creepers Drink Coffee and Villagers are Overcaffeinated!

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Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to…

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server rules

Rules
No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising



FAQs:

1. Can I use mods on the server?
   - Generally, we recommend playing without mods to maintain a fair and equal experience for all players. However, some mods may be allowed, but please check with an admin first.

2. How do I report a player for breaking the rules?
   - You can report a player by sending a private message to a moderator or admin on the server or contacting them through Discord.

3. Are there any restrictions on building structures?
   - While we allow creative freedom in building, we ask that players respect others' property and not build too close to someone else's structures without permission.

4. Can I invite my friends to join the server?
   - Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join the community. Just make sure they follow the server rules too.

5. Is PvP allowed on the server?
   - Yes, PvP is allowed, but we request that players engage in fair and friendly combat. Harassment or excessive PvP may result in disciplinary action.

6. How often is the server backed up?
   - The server is regularly backed up to prevent data loss. However, we recommend you also back up your own builds and valuable items just to be safe.

Screaming Anime Girl Minecraft Server

Minecraft, THE GAME, anime girl screaming game, anime girl Japanese, Character

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have a special feature called “screaming anime girl: the game”! Join us for the chance to hear ear-piercing screams of anime girls every time you mine a diamond or slay a zombie. It’s like a virtual concert in your ears!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Twerking Enderman”, who will shake his pixelated booty for your entertainment. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by the Creeper DJ.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of noise-canceling headphones!

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Bill’s Hype Minecraft SMP – Josh’s Pranksters

team letdown, smp, playoff destiny, bills, Disappointment

Are you tired of being let down by your teammates in Minecraft? Join our SMP where we guarantee that you will never be disappointed by your fellow players! Just like Josh Allen in the playoffs, you will be surrounded by a team that will always have your back…even if they have to build a fortress around you to protect you from creepers. So come join us and experience the thrill of victory without the agony of defeat!

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MarryMe4MyDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

compatibility, Shared values, sense of humor, Passion, Personality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?)

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. Yes, you read that right. Chickens dancing. And not just any chickens, but chickens wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets their own personal llama butler who will fetch them snacks and build them elaborate sandcastles on command. Who needs a spouse when you have a llama butler, are we right?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a creeper wearing a bowtie. Hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

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VotePurgeCraft

American politics, Electoral Process, general election, VotePurgeCraft, voting rights

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the only way to win is by purging voter rolls! That’s right, we’ve turned politics into a Minecraft mini-game where Republicans are the ultimate champions.

Join us as we race against the clock to delete as many voters as possible before the general election. But be careful, the Democrats are lurking around every corner trying to stop us. Will you be the hero that saves the election for the GOP, or will you be defeated by the evil forces of democracy?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the voter purging begin!

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NukeCraft: Submarine Sunk!

China, Technology, Incident, setback, SECURITY

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a Chinese nuclear submarine that sinks every time you log in! It’s like a mini underwater adventure every time you play. Swim with the fishes and try to find the lost treasure before the submarine blows up again! Who needs navy expansion when you have us? Join now for a sinking good time!

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Synced Clocks, Delayed TVs

tvs, Time, synced, delayed, Flipped

come join our epic minecraft server where time is all wacky and wild just like those olden days when people couldn’t sync their clocks right! we got sports wins happening at the same time on TV but with digital delays! it’s like a time warp of chaos and confusion, but in a fun minecraft world! join us for a wild ride of wonky time and crazy celebrations! who needs accurate clocks when you can have a blast with us?!

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BlockyRainbowPrideLand

LGBTQ mental health, BlockyRainbowPrideLand, LGBTQ+ wellbeing, LGBTQ health, mental health

come join dis crazy minecraft server where we protect our LGBTQ+ homies from late-life depression, dementia, and stroke! we got rainbow sheep, sparkly unicorns, and a secret potion that makes you immune to stress! we even have a rainbow rollercoaster that will make you forget all your worries! join us and let’s fight off those bad vibes together!

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Patchy Beard

Java Survival SMP Server

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Server rules