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Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bachis, Based, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, folklore, Fun, Japanese culture, kagura, Kagurabachi, Legendary, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, Samurai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, sword fighting, Traditional, warrior, yokai

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

browser, bugs, Challenges, Chrome, coding, Development, enshittification, extensions, Feedback, glitches, IMPROVEMENTS, influx, influx of users, Issues, manifest v3, Minecraft, process, programming, smp, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, Updates, user experience, Users

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ores Mined:	5460	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

BlockNeighborLawsuit

BlockNeighborLawsuit, dog attack, dog bite, dog leash laws, dog owner liability, financial compensation, insurance coverage, lawsuit, legal action, legal responsibility, lost wages, medical bills, neighbor dispute, neighbor negligence, neighbor relationship, nerve damage, permanent damage, personal injury, property rights, trespassing, vicious dog

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mines Excavated:	1729
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Chimeras Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

BlockPartySingle

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Crops Grown:	9126	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Potions Brewed:	71	Love Letters Sent:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

bright squeezed vacuum, coherent control, Fun, Harmonic, harmonic generation, HIGH, high-harmonic generation, laser physics, Nature Physics, nonlinear dynamics, nonlinear optics, optical engineering, optical physics, photonics, quantum coherence, quantum electrodynamics, Quantum Mechanics, quantum optics, quantum phenomena, quantum technology, squeezed states, SqueezyCraft, ultrafast science, vacuum fluctuations

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Active, Community, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, FightMine, Friendly, Minecraft, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, PvPvP, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	263	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

go.fightmine.ru

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

2007, character creation, Character customization, creeper, emotionally invested, FANTASY, Female Characters, gaming memories, Huge Tits, immersive experience, Minecraft, modding community, Nostalgia, Nude, nude mod, oblivion, PC Gaming, role playing, RPG, Server, Swinging, Throwback, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2535
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

body odor, Cock, cocksmell, Curiosity, fetish, hygiene, intimate discovery, Minecraft, musky smell, olfactory senses, personal experience, pheromones, scent attraction, SELF AWARENESS, self pleasure, self-acceptance, self-exploration, sexual arousal, sexual desire, smell, smp, sniffing, taboo, unique scent

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, Boundaries, couch surfing, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional support, family, financial support, fresh start, guilt tripping, lost puppy, Marriage, Minecraft, mother figure, mutual friends, Peace, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, sibling, suffocation

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.