PassMicrosoft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP

awkward, bathroom, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Curiosity, EMBARRASSING, fetish, hot, INTIMATE, personal experience, privacy, public restroom, Shameless, social norms, Stories, taboo, TOILET, ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP, UNCOMFORTABLE, voyeurism, Women

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/300	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magic Items Found:	8559
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1058
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to witness a woman shamelessly using the toilet right in front of you…and actually found it hot! Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky stories to share, from toilet shenanigans to epic battles with giant chickens.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!

LoveCraft SMP: Low Point Rescue

lovecraft, point, rescue, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/800	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2380	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	3373	Villages Defended:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP where relationships are the key to survival! Need someone to watch your back while fighting off creepers? Look no further, your Minecraft soulmate is waiting for you here!

Our server is filled with love and laughter, with players forming alliances stronger than diamond armor. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Join our weekly speed dating events in the Nether! Who knows, you might just find your in-game partner for life.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because in this world, love is the ultimate power-up. Don’t let those low points in your relationship bring you down, join us and let your love for Minecraft flourish like never before!

FlexCraft: What’s Your Flex?

Accomplishments.., Achievements, biggest flex, Boasting, Bragging rights, flex, FlexCraft, humble brag, personal achievements, proud moments, self admiration, self love, self satisfaction, self-accomplishments, self-achievement, self-confidence, self-congratulation, self-glorification, self-praise, self-promotion, showing off, success stories, whats

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8120
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old wolves and cats, we’ve got mythical creatures roaming around that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks that can build entire cities in a matter of seconds. Want a new skyscraper in your town? Just ask the Blocktopus and watch as it creates a masterpiece right before your eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will not hesitate to kick some serious butt if necessary.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MinecraftPox: Global Emergency

Crisis, Declares, disease control, emergency, Epidemic, Global, global emergency, global health, health emergency, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, international response, MinecraftPox, mpox, outbreak, pandemic, public health, Quarantine, vaccination, Virus, Who, World Health Organization

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

so like, WHO just declared this server a global health emergency cuz it’s so addictive, like you won’t be able to stop playing once you join. the mobs are like super crazy and will give you a run for your diamonds. but don’t worry, we have a secret weapon called the “diamond sword of doom” that will help you conquer them all. plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where we party like it’s 1999. so come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!

AnxiousNailBitersMC

anxiety, anxiety advice, anxiety awareness, anxiety coping strategies, anxiety disorders, anxiety help, anxiety issues, anxiety management, anxiety relief, anxiety research, anxiety resources, anxiety support, anxiety symptoms, anxiety tips, anxiety treatment, anxiety triggers, AnxiousNailBitersMC, fingernail length, mental health, nail-biting, stress

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/800	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4231	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to have the shortest fingernails! why, you ask? well, because people with really bad anxiety issues probably have the shortest average fingernail length! and we want to cater to them, because we’re just that kind of server.

imagine a world where everyone has tiny, stubby nails and can’t scratch themselves properly. sounds like a nightmare, right? well, on our server, it’s a reality!

we also have a special event every week where players have to battle it out using only their fingernails. it’s like a gladiator match, but way more gross and way less sanitary.

so come on down to our server and join in on the fun! just make sure to trim those nails before logging on, because we have a strict no-long-nail policy. trust us, you don’t want to be the odd one out with long nails in a sea of stubby fingers.

CraftyAllergyADA

ADA responses, allergy reactions, anti-drug antibodies, covalent penicillin-protein conjugates, CraftyAllergyADA, drug allergies, drug allergies research, drug allergy prevention, drug allergy responses, drug allergy testing, drug allergy treatment, drug development, drug hypersensitivity, drug immunology, drug reactions, Drug research, drug reverse engineering, drug sensitivities, hypersensitivity reactions, penicillin allergies, penicillin hypersensitivity

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/700	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so like, on this epic minecraft server, we got researchers doin’ some crazy stuff with covalent penicillin-protein conjugates. they’re tryin’ to make anti-drug antibodies that make you super sensitive to stuff and give you crazy allergies. it’s like a science experiment gone wild!

join this server if you wanna be part of some next level drug ‘reverse engineering’ shenanigans. who knows, maybe you’ll become a superhero with insane allergies or something. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get weird together!

RelaxBox

box server, Community, Cross-Play, Gaming, grindy, lots of things to do, Minecraft, Mini Games, PvP, RelaxBox, Server, time consuming, Updates

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/700	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Magic Items Found:	7683	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Best BOX server, very grindy with a lot of things to do. Takes a lot of time to finish and new updates every bit.

play.relaxbox.net:25590

PixelPrankster Minecraft Server

actions in games, bricking save, consequences, Game, Game Mechanics, game saves, gameplay, Gaming, gaming bugs, gaming errors, gaming fails, gaming glitches, gaming mishaps, gaming mistakes, Minecraft, performing innocuous action, PixelPrankster, Save, saving progress, seemingly innocuous action, Server, unexpected consequences, video games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/400	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Love Letters Sent:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, even the most innocent actions can lead to chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of almost bricking your save file just by performing a seemingly innocuous action. Want to open a chest? Better watch out, you might just accidentally unleash a horde of angry zombies!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn. Want to build a cozy little house? Well, good luck because our server has a mind of its own and might just decide to turn your house into a giant chicken coop instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

HomeOfficeHero Minecraft SMP

cleaning and organizing, cooking experiment, diy project, don’t really have errands to run, evening at home, FaceTiming with friends, have leftovers to heat up, HomeOfficeHero, learning a new skill., meditation, Minecraft, mom too busy to speak on phone, Netflix binge, no happy hour plans, no housemates are around to play/bullshit with, online shopping, painting or drawing, reading, smp, video games, virtual happy hour with friends, virtual workout class, worked from home today, yoga

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/100	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145

Are you tired of boring weekdays with no one to play Minecraft with? Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only errands you’ll be running are to mine for diamonds and slay creepers! Our server is so wild, even your mom will be too busy to talk on the phone because she’ll be too busy trying to survive in our crazy world. So ditch the leftovers, grab your pickaxe, and join us for some epic adventures and shenanigans!

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Generosity, graduation present, lord of the rings, Minecraft, new zealand, NieceCraft, nieces, Overseas, relationships, Resentment, senior year, Server, Siblings, travel, vacation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/700	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ores Mined:	4355
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	169	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic adventures! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through twisted family dynamics and sibling rivalries in a virtual world filled with blocky wonders.

Embark on a quest to New Zealand to see the lord of the rings stuff, just like our youngest niece in this wild tale. But beware, the oldest niece might try to tag along and cause chaos in your journey! Will you stand your ground and keep the trip exclusive, or will you succumb to the pressure of family drama?

With two well-paying jobs and no kids to worry about, you’ll have all the time and resources to explore this unique Minecraft server. Who needs a vacation overseas when you can have a virtual adventure like this?

So come on, join us and prove that you’re not the asshole in this crazy family feud! Let’s make memories and build friendships in a world where anything is possible, even if it means leaving your niece behind for a solo trip to Middle-earth.