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CraftyDisaster Minecraft Server

all time, Awful, Boring, CraftyDisaster, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing performance, Disliked, Failure, Flop, FORGETTABLE, lackluster, match, Minecraft, MITB, pay-per-view, Server, Terrible, underwhelming, unpopular, WORST, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
New Chunks Explored:	528406	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the worst Money in the Bank match of all time – full of unexpected twists and turns! Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Will a creeper blow up your house? Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored on our server. So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, DadCraft, emotional bonds, emotional connection, emotional expression, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, fatherly affection, fatherly expectations, fatherly love, Gender Roles, Minecraft, parental favoritism, self worth, Server, sibling comparison, tough love

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mines Excavated:	4426

Are you tired of being treated like the forgotten twin in your family? Do you want a server where everyone gets the love and attention they deserve, regardless of gender? Then join our Minecraft server where we treat everyone like royalty, even if you’re just a blocky pixel character!

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being left out or feeling unloved like poor OP. Our admins will shower you with affection, virtual hugs, and kisses to make sure you feel special. We even have father-son and father-daughter dates where you can bond with other players and create lifelong friendships.

Don’t settle for a dad who only calls you when he needs something. Join our server and experience the love and support you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a real dad when you have a Minecraft family who will always have your back? So come on down and join us for a pixelated adventure like no other!

FlagSpeedoGFEmbarrassed

American flag speedo, Apology, Boundaries, casual attire, Communication, compromise, dress code, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, FlagSpeedoGFEmbarrassed, Fun, Girlfriend, groom’s dinner, humor, INDEPENDENCE, judgment, pool party, relationship, Self-expression, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4826
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can wear whatever you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server where you can rock that American flag speedo with pride, just like our fearless player did at a pool party. No need to worry about being overdressed or underdressed, because on our server, anything goes!

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, whether you’re playing pool volleyball or building the craziest structures you can imagine. And if anyone tries to tell you what to wear, just remind them that on our server, fashion rules are meant to be broken!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can truly be yourself, speedo and all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inspire others to embrace their inner fashionista. See you in the game!

LastMealCraft Server

celebration, comfort food, craving, death row, decadent, dream meal, favorite dish, Favorite Food, feast, final meal, final request, Food, Gourmet, guilty pleasure, indulgence, last meal, LastMealCraft, luxury, Server, special occasion, Treat, ultimate meal

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us and enjoy a virtual feast like no other as you decide what your last meal would be before facing the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Will you choose a feast fit for a king or go out with a bang by chowing down on some explosive TNT? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else! So come on over and let’s dine in style before we dig in to some epic adventures together.

LoveCraft: Mine Your Heart

acts of service, Affection, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Heart, Intimacy, Love and affection, love and relationships, love language, love styles, lovecraft, Personal preferences, physical touch, quality time, relationship dynamics, relationships, showing love, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Zombie Dances:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of being lonely in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to shower you with love in all the languages possible! From building you a castle made entirely of diamonds to serenading you with a chorus of creepers, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and experience a love like no other. Our players are known for their romantic gestures, like writing love poems with blocks or crafting heart-shaped islands just for you. Who needs a significant other when you have a whole server full of admirers?

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us and let us show you the true meaning of love in the world of Minecraft. You’ll never want to log off!

GrimCraft: Exaggerated Famine

aid, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, exaggerated, famine, food insecurity, gaza, Gaza crisis, Gaza Strip, GrimCraft, humanitarian, humanitarian crisis, international community, MIDDLE EAST, POVERTY, predictions, relief efforts, Report, starvation, united nations

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Towns Built:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW GAZA FAMINE REPORT AND IT SAYS IF U DONT JOIN U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL THE DIAMONDS AND GOLD AND STUFF. MARCH PREDICTIONS WERE LIKE TOTALLY WRONG, WE GOT SO MUCH FOOD AND RESOURCES U WONT EVEN BELIEVE IT. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF RARE LOOT AND A PET CREEPER THAT DOES THE MACARENA. DONT BE A FOOL, JOIN OUR SERVER AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND.

TickTockCraft

#supercomputer, Computer, Equivalent, Live, long tail, PHYSICS., Planck time, Quantum, Real World, runs, Science, simulation, tags, Technology, theory, TickTockCraft, Time, Universe, videogame ticks, world

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

u ever wonder if we r all just sims in a giant supercomputer? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos of living in a simulation! join us and experience the thrill of existing in planck time! our world is filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending puzzles that will make u question reality itself. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows! why live in the boring real world when u can join us in the wacky world of planck time? come on, what r u waiting for? dive into the madness today!

RoboBrainz

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, biocomputers, brain-computer interface, brain-in-a-jar, Cognitive science, computer science, control, Cybernetics, future technology, innovation, learn, machine learning, neural networks, neuroscience, programming, RoboBrainz, robotics, Robots, Technology

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Star Shards Collected:	160	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by BRAIN-IN-A-JAR biocomputers?? well now u can!! these brains have been trained to control ROBOTS in the game, making for some wild and wacky adventures. join us for the chance to be controlled by a BRAIN and see where the madness takes u. who knows, maybe u’ll become besties with a brain in a jar and rule the server together. come on, what are u waiting for?? join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

Hot Crafty Mess: Java Edition 1.20.2 with 15 chaotic players, no resets, griefing allowed, and a questionable economy!

1.20.2, Allowed, Auctions, chaotic, Crafty, Economy, Edition, Griefing, Hate Speech, hot, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, level up, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Mess, October 2018, ONLINE, pay to win, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Players, Questionable, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, Store

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
New Chunks Explored:	940331	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Age	Since October 2018
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net
IP	play.hearthcraft.net

Brief Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing an enjoyable experience since October 2018. The server offers various features like resource worlds, live maps, pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin, and much more.

FAQ

Q: Is there a server reset?

A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win paid perks?

A: HearthCraft has a strict no pay-to-win policy.

Q: What are the server specs?

A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: Is there a live map available?

A: Yes, there is a live map for the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, HearthCraft has an active Discord server for community interaction.

Q: Are there any specific rules to follow?

A: Rules for the server can be found at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Binah, blue archive, Bounties, Camp, Circles, clubs, Cyber New Year March, Friends, fubuki, guides, hare, hovercraft, kanna, Kirino, Kotama, lessons, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, swimsuit, Task Force Emergency Nighttime Meeting, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Welfare, Yellow Dmg

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots to get to it. 2. Our server events include a “Say-Bing!” competition where you have to shout “Bing!” as loud as you can while riding a pig around a maze. 3. Total Assault: Binah is not your average field – it’s filled with insane challenges and torment, but hey, at least you get to use yellow damage! 4. Need a break from the chaos? Join our Cyber New Year March event where you can march through the server with a giant pixelated disco ball on your head. 5. Kotama from Camp is our resident expert in building giant campfires out of obsidian blocks. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!