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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

blockbusters, Campaign, celebration, Defeat, Democracy, democrats, election, election results, Fags, harris, landslide, Minecraft, November, political future, political victory, Politics, republicans, Server, triumph, Victory, victory speech, Voting, WIN

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the rules are stricter than your parents? Well, look no further because our server is overpolled with fun and excitement! We’ve got fags (friendly players) who have already won at life and are ready to dominate the virtual world. And guess what? Harris is going to win this November… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of trolling. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Votes:	4139	Mines Excavated:	2574
Magic Items Found:	3116	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

big screen crush, CelebCrushMinecraftSMP, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous actor, famous actress, famous crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, Hollywood heartthrob, Idol, movie star, red carpet crush, silver screen crush, tv star

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Villages Defended:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crops Grown:	2312

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! We’ve got all the hottest celebs hanging out in our virtual world, from Steve Carell to Beyonce. Who needs Tinder when you can woo your crush with a perfectly crafted pixel art portrait of their face? So come join us and get ready to mingle with the stars (or at least their Minecraft avatars)!

Hell’s Grill & Chill

Chill, grill, HellS

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the BBQ is so fire, it’s straight outta hell! Join us if you want to feast on some devilishly delicious ribs and wings while dodging fireballs from the lava pits. Our Nether-themed decor will make you feel right at home, and our friendly staff of demons will ensure you have a hell of a good time. So come on down to our fiery pit of flavor and see why we’re the hottest spot in the underworld!

CraftyCarl’sHiddenLoans

billionaire, Billions, Carl Icahn, Charged, corporate governance, CraftyCarlsHiddenLoans, financial fraud, Financial Misconduct, Hiding, illegal activity, insider trading, Investor, legal troubles, loans, market manipulation, regulatory violations, scandal, SEC investigation, Stock Market Manipulation, wall street, white collar crime

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	56
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

so, like, u know how carl icahn is all, like, rich and stuff? well, turns out he been hidin’ billions in loans, like, who even does that? anyways, on our minecraft server, u can, like, uncover all the secrets and hidden treasures just like carl icahn! join now for a chance to be as sneaky and rich as him, but, like, without the illegal stuff, ya know? come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a billionaire in minecraft, amirite?

MineCrafty7 – Epic Server

#pantsu, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, Epic, epic seven, Festive Eda, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Hwayoung, Increased Rates, Indestructible Gaiters, Lucklets, Magic Bubble Maker, MineCrafty7, mobile, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, RPG, Server, update, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	124	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for insane raids where you’ll battle mythical creatures and conquer epic bosses. Need some guidance? Check out our newbro guide that will have you dominating the game in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has resources that will blow your mind. From rare items to secret locations, you’ll never run out of things to discover. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates event. Festive Eda and Magic Bubble Maker? Yes, please!

Looking for a challenge? Mystic Summons will test your skills and reward you with powerful allies. And if you’re feeling social, join one of our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan. Just make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting to show you’re one of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

EggSMP – E-Girl Extravaganza!

adult content, AGP sluts, Celebrities, Celebs, COSPLAY, cosplay gals, e-girl general, E-Girls, EggSMP, EGirl, EXTRAVAGANZA, fap friends, fetish, internet culture, internet girls, NSFW, Online Community, online personalities, simp culture, simping, spitters are winners, Streamers, streaming

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where all the e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and celebs hang out! If she’s an internet girl, you can bet she’s on our server and ready for you to simp for her!

But that’s not all, we also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts with open arms! And if you’re a spitter, well, you’re a winner in our book! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

ExGoneCrazy Minecraft SMP

Anger management problems, BETRAYAL, boundary violations, codependency, communication breakdown, control issues, crazy ex, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, ExGoneCrazy, Gaslighting, Insecurity, Jealousy, mental health issues, Minecraft, obsessive behavior, power struggles, relationship problems, smp, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved trauma

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Votes:	3470
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with your “crazy ex” in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP and turn your “crazy ex” into your “crazy ex-crafter”!

Our server is filled with so much chaos and mayhem that even the most insane exes will feel right at home. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps to prank other players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the best part? You can finally get revenge on your “crazy ex” by trapping them in a never-ending maze or unleashing a horde of creepers on them. It’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your “crazy ex” become your “crazy ex-crafter” in the most hilarious way possible!

CraftyCashCrew

Beliefs, budgeting, Childhood, CraftyCashCrew, family, financial situation, Financial Stability, future planning, Impact, influence, lessons learned, Lifestyle, Memories, MONEY, savings, socioeconomic status, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in real life just to afford a decent meal? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the diamonds you could ever dream of! Join us and leave your financial woes behind as you build your way to riches beyond your wildest imagination.

Growing up, my family was so broke that we had to use dirt blocks as currency. But thanks to this Minecraft server, I’ve learned the value of hard work and perseverance. Now, I’m the richest player on the server and I owe it all to my humble beginnings.

So come join us and see how your financial situation growing up can actually be a blessing in disguise. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!