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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 8204 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9333 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
so, like, u know when u try to save the tin foil from ur burrito so u can use it later but then u never actually use it and it just sits there taking up space in ur drawer? well, that’s basically what this server is like. except instead of tin foil, it’s like, a bunch of cool stuff u can use to build epic stuff in minecraft.
u should totally join this server cuz we have, like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. and, like, the creepers are super friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up. also, the villagers are all secretly wizards who can teach u how to fly on a magic carpet.
oh, and did i mention that the sky is made of cotton candy and u can eat it whenever u want? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so come join us on this totally not weird and definitely not made up minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.
