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Flare SMP: Where the vanilla is semi, the whitelist is tight, and the shenanigans are full-on!

Community, Cosmetics, decorations, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, fullon, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, mmorpg, Pets, Protection, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Shenanigans, smp, Summer event, Survival, tight, Vanilla, Whitelist, wow

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Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
Founded on: April 14, 2023
Features: Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations
Primary Language: English
Server Leadership: International, with German players

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes your server different from Vanilla Minecraft?	Our server offers additional features like Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO for skill leveling, GSit for unique sitting options, FlareDeathMessages for custom death messages, Pets for cosmetic companions, and more.
Is the server active and long-term?	Yes, the server is a long-term project with no planned end, aiming to provide players with a relaxed semi-vanilla experience.
What is the primary language spoken on the server?	The primary language is English, but there are also German players within the community.
Are there any upcoming events or updates?	Yes, a summer event with new content and rewards is soon to start. Additionally, a new server called “Flare Adventures” is in development for a classic MMORPG experience.

WarCraftJewels Minecraft Server

antisemitism, Conflict, conspiracy theories, cultural tensions, discrimination, extremism, Genocide, Global Issues, History, Holocaust, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, persecution, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, Religion, Server, Stereotypes, violence, WarCraftJewels, Wars

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to find out the answer to life’s most pressing questions like “Why do Jews constantly cause wars?”

Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers where players can uncover ancient mysteries and conspiracy theories. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the lost city of Atlantis and uncover the true origins of the Illuminati.

But that’s not all! We have epic PvP battles where players can fight to the death using enchanted diamond swords and magical potions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why Jews constantly cause wars (spoiler alert: it’s probably because they’re secretly controlling the world with their mind-bending powers).

KindCraft SMP – Be Kind to Each Other

acceptance, Community, compassion, Connection, cooperation, Diversity, Empathy, equality, Harmony, Humanity, KIND, KindCraft, Kindness, love, oneness, Peace, Respect, smp, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where we are all one big dysfunctional family! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon. – Our admin is actually a wizard who can turn any block into a diamond block with a flick of his wand. – If you join, you’ll be gifted a pet creeper that only explodes on command. It’s the perfect way to prank your friends! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a Nether portal and straight into the belly of a giant lava monster. Don’t worry, it’s friendly. – Our server currency is actually emerald-encrusted golden carrots. Who needs diamonds when you can have blinged-out veggies?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and plenty of laughs along the way!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

animal responsibility, anxiety, apartment living, barking dog, certified dog, college life, college town, first week, golden retriever, inhumane, lease agreement, Minecraft, no pets, pet agreement, pet ownership, pet policy, puppy, PuppyPurge, roommate, roommate conflict, roommates, Server, University

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only pets allowed are virtual ones! Why deal with the stress of real-life pet drama when you can join a server full of pixelated puppies and kitties instead?

Join us for a wild adventure where golden retriever puppies are certified to do backflips and unicorns roam the land. No need to worry about cleaning up after your roommate’s pet, because the only mess you’ll encounter here is the occasional creeper explosion.

So come on in and leave the real world behind – on our server, the only beef you’ll encounter is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. Sign up now and let the virtual fun begin!

FightClubCraft

aita, Apologize.., christmas present, DAUGHTER, Doll, expensive, Fight, FightClubCraft, Friends, play date, purpose, reimbursement, school club, son not welcome, telling mom, UNCOMFORTABLE, understand, Upset, wrong, young

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a virtual playdate with your friends and their kids, where anything can happen.

Experience the thrill of snapping dolls in our virtual world – but be prepared for the consequences! Our players take their dolls very seriously, just like Amy and Ben. Will you be the one to make Amy cry and refuse to play with you ever again?

Join us for outrageous playdates where expensive dolls are the norm and parents are willing to reimburse you for any damages. Who knew dolls for a 7-year-old could cost so much? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Make friends, break dolls, and navigate the complex relationships between kids and parents. Will you be the one to banish a player from your virtual house for snapping dolls on purpose? Or will you forgive and forget, just like Jane suggests?

Come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where kids are kids and drama is just a click away. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual playdate gone wrong – but isn’t that what makes Minecraft so exciting?

Airspace Alert Minecraft Server

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yo, dis server be so lit dat even countries be fightin’ ova it! imagine playin’ Minecraft and suddenly Japan be sendin’ jets to take down China’s recon plane tryna sneak into da server! join us and be part of da epic battle for control of dis epic virtual world! who needs real life drama when you can have dis level of excitement in Minecraft? come join da fun and see what crazy shenanigans happen next!

PixelPervsSKorea

“Youth, consent, criminal activity, criminal justice, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, Exploitation, internet, law enforcement, Manipulation, online safety, PixelPervsSKorea, privacy, scandal, sex crimes, social media, south korea, Technology, teens, Video editing

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yo, u gotta join this server cuz like, we got deepfake sex crimes goin on like crazy in South Korea. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft roleplay, but with a twist. u can be a detective tryin to solve the crimes or u can be a deepfake criminal mastermind. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the scandalous world of deepfake sex crimes. u won’t find this kind of action on any other server, i swear.

MineCorpPenalty

Accountability, assets, consequences, corporate responsibility, Corporations, crime, criminal behavior, equality, financial penalties, fines, Guilty, INDIVIDUALS, Justice, law, Legal System, MineCorpPenalty, Prison, punishment, Sentence, societal impact, white collar crime

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omg u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride u never wanna get off! we got so many crazy things happening, like one time a creeper rode a pig into battle against a bunch of skeletons, it was epic!

and get this, if u join our server, u get to be part of the most insane court system ever. we treat corporations like real people, so if they break the rules, they gotta serve time in prison by having all their diamonds and emeralds frozen! it’s like watching a drama unfold in front of ur very eyes, except with pixelated blocks and stuff.

so come join us and experience the madness for urself, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every friday, so u can’t say no to that. see u in the game, fellow blockheads!

InfoHoardingKids

attention span, Behavior, children, cognitive development., Decision making, Development, education, gather, immature, InfoHoardingKids, INFORMATION, information processing, knowledge acquisition, learning, memory retention, Psychology, researchers, study, task completion, task performance, Working Memory

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hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love building stuff and fighting creepers? well, do i have the server for u!

come join our server where children gather more info than they need, like seriously, they know what they need but they just keep gathering more and more. it’s like they have brain damage or something, but in a fun way!

our researchers say it’s because of immature working memory, but who cares about that when u can be building epic structures and battling mobs with ur friends?

so come on over to our server and join the chaos, trust me, u won’t regret it! just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re always sneaking up on u when u least expect it!

Stinky SMP: Where the Mods Stink, the Resets Don’t Exist, and Chat Reports are a Myth!

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Stinky SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Special Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	Great performance with minimal client-side lag and high server specs
Gameplay	Safezone-Borderlands system for both peaceful and PvP gameplay
Special Mod	The Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in the Borderlands area but not in the Safezone area, unless with consent.

Q: Can I suggest custom origins for the Origins mod?

A: Yes, you can suggest custom origins, but they must be of high quality and balanced.

Q: Are there any server resets?

A: There have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity for players.

Q: How can I appeal a punishment on the server?

A: You can appeal any punishment by contacting the server moderators through the Discord channel.

Q: Is the server beginner-friendly?

A: Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels and playstyles, providing a welcoming community for everyone.

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	409
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Void Armor Forged:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	153	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Chimeras Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

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FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

Q: Can I suggest custom origins for the Origins mod?

Q: Are there any server resets?

Q: How can I appeal a punishment on the server?

Q: Is the server beginner-friendly?

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	102
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Buildings Constructed:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
New Chunks Explored:	507823	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6