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License To Reproduce Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Potions Brewed:	150
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the most elite parents can join? Look no further! Our server requires all players to pass a psychological evaluation, meet income requirements, and take educational courses before having kids in-game. We don’t want any idiotic, selfish parents ruining the virtual lives of their Minecraft children. Join us and be part of a community that values responsible parenting and eugenics in the virtual world. Your body, your right? Not on this server!

Block Punch Mania

action, Anime, bald, BLOCK, comedy, fuck, Genos, hero association, Jesus, Manga, Mania, Monsters, One Punch Man, Parody, Powerful, Punch, retarded Jews, Rewrite, saitama, satire, script, SuperHero, unfunny hacks

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ores Mined:	4644	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to rewrite the script of two absolutely ridiculous Jews who thought they were comedians.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Crafting Waifus: The Ultimate ‘/int/ernational gf thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Looking for a girlfriend who can kick butt and take names? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special faction of Amazonian American soldier girlfriends who are ready to protect you from creepers and zombies while also stealing your heart.

These ladies are not only strong and fierce, but they also have a sweet side that will make you melt like a block of ice in the Nether. Plus, they are definitely not fat – in fact, they are so fit and toned that you’ll be wondering if they’re secretly training for the Olympics.

Join our server today and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own Amazonian American soldier girlfriend. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a whirlwind romance that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love (and the adventure) begin!

CraftyV4M – Where Pixels and Memes Collide!

Abi Kadabura, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave Group, collide, CraftyV4M, crystallis, Debut Merch, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, Globie gen 2, Hyouma Kohaku, Ibuki Bjorn, Kiri Kilovolt, Komiyama Ambros, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, memes, Mono Monet, Mono’s birthday, Obari Luca, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, pixels, Previous thread, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Sarugaku Leon Jr., Serina Maiko, Taring Hu, useful links, V4Mirai, Vance Van Creed, Vilhelm Vanderbos, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for the Birthday Girl Edition! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to Mono’s birthday bash! We’ve got Gen 1, Gen 2, and even Gen 3 talents like you’ve never seen before. From Abi Kadabura slaying creepers to Yumi the Witch brewing up some potions, this server is the place to be.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got debut merch that will make you look cooler than a diamond sword. And don’t forget about the Globie gen 2 girls making their debut this weekend – they’re so awesome, even Herobrine is jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Crafty AF: Game of the Year my ass

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3159	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

2 More Blocks Until the Zeitgeist Shifts Again Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Are you tired of waiting for the world to end? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers ready to explode, zombies ready to munch on your brains, and Endermen ready to teleport you to another dimension. Join us for the ultimate apocalyptic experience – who needs the real world when you can have chaos and destruction in block form? Hurry, before the zombies beat you to it!

Crafty Runescape Rascals: ‘/osg/ Oldschool Shenanigans’

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	5542
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and tame creatures? Well, look no further than our Brutal Urban Youth Dragon-edition server!

Join us for epic battles against Undead Pirates, where you can show off your skills in the Colosseum and become the ultimate champion. But beware, NPC Defence Changes mean the enemies are tougher than ever before!

Looking for a challenge? Take part in our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and prove you’re the best of the best. And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we have quests and diaries to guide you on your journey to greatness.

With a website, wiki, and Twitter page to keep you informed, you’ll never miss out on the latest updates and events. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner dragon-slaying, pirate-fighting, colosseum-conquering hero today!

MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ores Mined:	1409	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bros: Where Spy X Family meets Minecraft fantasies!

aspirations, blocky, bros, cool dog, decent neighborhood, dream life, family, fantasies, fantasy fulfillment, Future, goals, homogeneous society, hot wife, ideal lifestyle, Kids, male fantasy, meets, Minecraft, nice car, nice clothes, nice house, Patriotic, perfect life, Spy, spy x family, well paying job, wish fulfillment

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to work hard for everything you want? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your ultimate male fantasy without any of the pesky responsibilities!

Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!

On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

PastaCraft: Where Italian MILFs and Creepers unite in blocky bliss!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Italian MILFs who will show you the true meaning of “block party.” Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you saying, “Mamma mia, that was one heck of a blocky good time!”

Snowy Survival: Where Europeans Adapt to the Vanishing White Blocks

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Emeralds Found:	2546	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious twist – the disappearance of the white race and its ethnic replacement! Join us for a wild ride as Europeans try to navigate this wacky new world. Who needs diversity when you have this level of chaos?! So come on down and see if you can survive the madness on our server!