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BroCraftBros: No Drama Allowed!

Allowed, BroCraftBros, Drama, female friendships, Friendship Dynamics, gender bias, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, interpersonal relationships, male friends, male friendships, Perception, relationship dynamics, romantic relationships, sexual promiscuity, social dynamics, social interactions, social judgments, societal norms, Stereotypes, Threats, trustworthiness, Women

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Animals Bred:	185	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

join this epic minecraft server where we only allow women who prefer male friends!! why? because we believe they are the most trustworthy, least sexually promiscuous, and pose no threat to romantic relationships!! come join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and proving stereotypes wrong!! plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot to take over the minecraft world with our male friends by our side!! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!!

Evo SMP: Where surviving Minecraft is easier than spelling ‘geopolitics’ correctly! Join us for fun events and whitelisted shenanigans in version 1.21!

Adapt, alliances, Arsenal, challenge, CORRECTLY, dynamic, easier, Empires, eras, Events, evo, evolve, Fun, Gear, Geopolitics, global battle, Join, limited resources, Meta, Minecraft, natural disaster, Players, random events, Rare treasure hunt, Resources, Shenanigans, smp, Spelling, strategies, success, Surviving, Vanilla, Version, Wars, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Evo SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Evolution and adaptability in gameplay
Eras	Shifts in gameplay and resources
Events	Random events for challenges and opportunities
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the focus of Evo SMP?	The focus of Evo SMP is on evolving and adapting in a dynamic world where survival is only the beginning.
How is the server divided?	The server is divided into eras, each bringing a shift in available resources and gameplay strategies.
What are random events?	Random events are challenges and opportunities that shake up the world, such as natural disasters or global battles.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join us by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions.

VtuberCraft Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, VtuberCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool, where you can hang out with Vtubers from all over Japan! From the crazy antics of Hololive to the mysterious world of Neo-porte, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles against the evil 2434 corporation, or relax at the VPI Cafe with your favorite Vtuber idols. And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous Sinsogumi group, they’re always up to no good!

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the world of Japanese Vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Kizuna Ai herself!

/pol/NoWebmsWithSoundMinecraftSMP

(Audio), banned, Censorship, controversial, digital content, discussion, forum, freedom of speech, Frustration, internet, Online Community, POL, Politics, polNoWebmsWithSoundMinecraftSMP, regulations, restrictions, rules, Sound, Technology, Video, webms

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4436
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4113
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Enchantments Applied:	254	Buildings Constructed:	21

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t allow webms with sound because we believe in keeping the server environment as wild and unpredictable as possible. Imagine mining for diamonds while suddenly hearing the sound of a screaming goat in the distance – that’s the kind of madness you can expect here.

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the insanity and have a laugh riot with fellow players. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers or witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world – so buckle up and prepare for the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

SMP_SadShowEp_Minecraft

bittersweet, Despair, Devastating, emotional, Emotional rollercoaster, Grief, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, Loss, Melancholy, Moving, poignant, saddest episode, SMP_SadShowEp_Minecraft, sorrowful, tearful, tearjerker, tragic, tv show, unforgettable moments

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Void Armor Forged:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a herd of llamas trained in martial arts. The saddest episode of our SMP involved a player accidentally turning their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our server!

FandomCraft: The Ultimate Degeneracy

#degeneracy, concerning, controversial, Dark, Degenerate, Disturbing, disturbing behavior, disturbing trends, Excessive, EXTREME, extreme behavior, fanatical, fanbase, Fandom, FandomCraft, inappropriate, intense fan culture, Obsessive, over the top, Problematic, TOXIC, Ultimate, Unhealthy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6002
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the degenerate fandoms out there! We’ve got a community of players who are obsessed with everything from My Little Pony to anime body pillows. Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable fan art and cringeworthy roleplay.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most insane build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate the entire Shrek movie in pixel art? Go for it! How about building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage made entirely out of diamonds? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not participate in our weekly “Cosplay as Your Favorite Minecraft Mob” event? Dress up as a creeper, zombie, or even an enderman and show off your best Minecraft fashion sense to the whole server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most degenerate fandom in the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining).

MonkeyBrosCraft: Rise Up! Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, all bosses, boss fights, challenge, Chinese folklore, completionist, Epic battles, gameplay, Gaming, goty, immersive experience, Masterpiece, Minecraft, monkeybros, MonkeyBrosCraft, mythical creatures, Rise, rise up, satisfaction, Server, triumph, Victory, video game, Wukong

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Towns Built:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

🤣 Get ready to flex your gaming skills on our Minecraft server, where we have Wukong as our official mascot and all the bosses are just waiting for you to defeat them! Imagine the satisfaction of taking down every single boss in the game and becoming the ultimate Wukong master. But beware, Wukong himself might challenge you to a duel if you’re not careful! Join us now for epic battles and endless fun! #WukongGOTY #BossBattlesForDays 😂🐒🔥

SMPcraft – Minecraft SMP: The Grand Order of Blocky Fate

Archer Illyasviel von Einzbern, Archetype Inception, Archetype Inception BB Dubai, Assassin Okita J Sōji, Avenger Xu Fu, bb, BB Presents Celebrity Summer Experience, blocky, C.I.E.L, Costume Dress, Dobrynya Nikitich, Dubai Strikes Back, Event, fate, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Foreigner Mysterious Heroine XX Alter, Fuyuki, golden apples, GRAND, karna, Lancer Karna, Lancer Mysterious Alter Ego Lambda, Lancer Percival, Main Interlude, Minecraft, Moon Cancer, Moon Cancer Sesshōin Kiara, OC Prologue, Ordeal Call III, Order, pastebin, percival, Rider Bartholomew Roberts, Ruler Artoria Pendragon, Saber Tomoe Gozen, Silver Apples, smp, smpcraft, Summer 2024, tenochtitlan, utility links, Welfare Servant

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Villages Defended:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Animals Bred:	174
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you log in and are greeted with 12 Golden Apples and 66 Silver Apples as a login bonus. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret welfare servant waiting to be revealed – who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so epic, it’s like being in a Main Interlude event in Fate/Grand Order. You’ll feel like a celebrity at our Celebrity Summer Experience – Dubai Strikes Back! And don’t forget about our Ordeal Call III event, where you’ll be on the edge of your seat with excitement.

And let’s not forget about our insane PU Summons! Summon 5Ruler Artoria Pendragon or 4Lancer Mysterious Alter Ego Λ – the possibilities are endless! Plus, limited editions like 5*Moon Cancer BB Dubai are up for grabs – you won’t want to miss out on these epic summons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll have to tell after playing on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

StepKidsNoHouse4U

bad relationship, blended family, christmas dinner, death tax, demanding, Estate Planning, family, greedy, House, Inheritance, Jealousy, MONEY, parenting, Property, quit claim deed, Remarried, Resentment, Rude, selfish, step kids, StepKidsNoHouse4U

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	264
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline.

Imagine a world where you have to navigate through family drama, just like in real life. Build your dream house on a 3000 sqft plot of land, complete with a horse stable, hay barn, and even a garden shed. But beware, because your stepkids might try to steal it all when you’re not looking!

Join our server and experience the thrill of outsmarting greedy, selfish stepchildren who only care about money. Show them who’s boss by pulling off epic deeds like transferring ownership of your house to your youngest daughter. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a telenovela, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

UnfckMyLife Minecraft SMP

CHANGE, fastest way, goal-setting, growth, life improvement, mental health, mindset shift, Minecraft, motivation, personal development, positive habits, productivity, progress, resilience, self help, self improvement, self-care, smp, success, transformation, UnfckMyLife, unfuck, well-being

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4100	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Star Shards Collected:	155
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to unfuck your life is by building the most epic base and flexing on all the other players. Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who will only grant you entry if you can out-build them in a build battle.

But that’s not all – there are secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie pigmen who are actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with. And if you manage to tame a wild chicken and ride it into battle, you will be crowned the Chicken King and have all the power in the world.

So if you’re ready to unfuck your life in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime.