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TrashCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

assclown, Dysfunctional, Hillbilly, ignorant, low iq, meth head, midnight tweaker, Minecraft, monster truck, redneck, Rural, Server, Sideshow, trailerpark, TrashCraft, TRASHY, Ultimate, uneducated, White Trash, white trash culture, white trash fashion, white trash humor, white trash lifestyle, white trash stereotypes

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mines Excavated:	3461	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! If you’re looking for a place where low IQ sideshow trailerpark monster truck assclowns roam free, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us for epic battles with mobs that are as wild and unpredictable as a drunk squirrel on a unicycle. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to dubstep music.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, guarded by llamas wearing sunglasses and sipping on margaritas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow and farting glitter.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of WTF moments? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

HubbysCarDeny Minecraft Server

car accident, car buying, car features, car preferences, Chevy Bolt, Decision making, ev, Family Planning, financing, heated seats, HubbysCarDeny, husband, insurance settlement, long distances, luxury cars, Minecraft, monthly car payment, power tailgate, Server, sports equipment, storage space, Test drive

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

So, picture this: you’re cruising along in your basic SUV, minding your own business, when BAM! Your car gets totaled in a freak accident. But fear not, no one was hurt, just your ride. Now, you’re in the market for a new set of wheels and you want something a little fancier this time around. Heated seats? Check. Power tailgate? Double check. You’re ready to upgrade and roll in style.

But hold up, your hubby has other plans. He’s all like, “I’ll buy you a car, babe!” And not just any car, oh no. He’s pushing for an electric vehicle. Like, what? You’re not about that EV life, you need to haul sports equipment and travel long distances without the anxiety of running out of juice. Plus, you’re thinking about starting a family and a tiny EV just won’t cut it.

So, you go test drive a couple of cars that actually fit your needs and you’re all set to make a decision. But wait, here comes hubby with a curveball. He schedules a test drive for a Chevy Bolt EV, claiming he’s always wanted to try one out. You humor him, take it for a spin, and surprise, surprise, you hate it. It’s too small, lacks storage space, and just doesn’t vibe with your lifestyle.

And then, the kicker. When you tell hubby you’re not feeling the EV, he calls you a spoiled teenager. Um, excuse me? So now you’re left wondering, should you just buy your own car and avoid this whole mess? But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you can drive whatever virtual car you want without any EV drama. Join us for some blocky fun and leave the car buying drama behind!

BootyBlockerz

adult child, adult child living at home, AITAH, arguments, BootyBlockerz, car dependency, college graduate, Discord, dog care, Family issues, master’s degree, moving out, negative attitude, parental frustration, peaceful sanctuary, pit mix, rides to work, storage unit, unhappy living situation, unpacked boxes

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Star Shards Collected:	93	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Enchantments Applied:	164

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of dealing with entitled adult children who refuse to take responsibility for their own unpacked boxes! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build your own peaceful sanctuary without any negative attitudes pulling you down the stairs. Plus, we have virtual dogs that won’t require you to walk them or care for them when you’re out of town. Say goodbye to discord and hello to a world where it’s your way or the highway (or minecart)!

GradeSkipper’s Minecraft Server

academic acceleration, academic achievement, academic challenges, academic success, accelerated curriculum, accelerated learning, advanced education, early graduation, educational advancement, educational challenges, educational experiences, educational opportunities, educational system, gifted students, GradeSkippers, intellectual development, intelligence testing, Minecraft, school experience, school memories, Server, skipping a grade, social interactions

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	4558	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of being held back by your peers in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only accept players who have “skipped a grade” in school! That’s right, only the smartest and most advanced Minecraft players are allowed to join our exclusive community.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of players start bragging about their multiplication tables. That’s the kind of intellectual stimulation you can expect on our server. Plus, we have exclusive classes on redstone engineering taught by a 10-year-old prodigy who built a working computer in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Grade Skipper” boss, a giant pencil-wielding monster who only appears to those who have proven their intelligence in epic trivia battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft skills and join a community of brainiacs, come join our server and show the world that skipping a grade was the best decision you ever made!

DreamCarCraft

Dream car, dream car ambition, dream car aspirations, dream car desire, dream car dream, dream car dreams, dream car fantasy, dream car goal, dream car goals, dream car inspiration, dream car obsession, dream car passion, dream car vision, dream car wish, dream car wishlist, DreamCarCraft, exotic car, luxury vehicle, sports car, ultimate dream car

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Runes Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of driving around in a boring old car in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can drive around in a flying, rainbow-colored unicorn car! That’s right, we’ve got all the coolest and craziest vehicles for you to cruise around in. So why settle for a regular dream car when you can have a unicorn car that shoots glitter out of its tailpipe? Join our server now and start living the dream!

TeslaCraft Server

Automotive Industry, electric car company, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, elon musk, innovation, model y, Server, Technology, tesla, Tesla announcements, Tesla CEO, Tesla development plans, Tesla future plans, tesla model y, Tesla Model Y launch, Tesla Model Y refresh, tesla news, Tesla production, Tesla updates, TeslaCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, man. we got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and creepers dancing to disco music. it’s, like, a whole new world, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll get to ride on a dragon and battle evil witches with diamond swords. plus, there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere that’s filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. it’s, like, totally rad, bro.

oh, and did i mention that elon musk himself plays on this server? yeah, he’s always building rocket ships and flying to different dimensions. you’ll never know what kind of crazy stuff he’s up to next.

so, like, come join us on this epic minecraft adventure. it’s gonna be a blast, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

NuseiratRescueCraft

Conflict, current events, gaza, Hamas, hostages, hostages killed, international relations, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militants, News, Nuseirat, NuseiratRescueCraft, Palestinian, political turmoil, Report, rescue mission, Terrorism, tragic event, violence, world news

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9249	Enchantments Applied:	132
Void Gems Collected:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Yo, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft server where the craziest adventures happen?! Join now to save hostages from the evil clutches of Hamas in the Nuseirat rescue mission! But watch out, things get wild in this server – lava pits, exploding creepers, and secret dungeons await! Will you be the hero who saves the day or will you be the one who gets blown up by a TNT trap? Only one way to find out – join now and let the madness begin!

Infinite Minecraft World, Join on any Version No Resets [Join Now]

advertisement, basic teleport commands, Cheating, Cheats, Day, Discord, excessive swearing, exploits, Feed, Fireball, godmode, Griefing, heal, Infinite Minecraft World, Join on any Version No Resets, kind community, Lightning, lightweight plugins, mature player base, MONEY, new players, night, offensive language, Older players, Pay, playing with friends, Respect, rules, Semi Vanilla, sensitive content, Sethome, Spam, stealing, Survival, survival gameplay, toxic players, weather, Welcoming

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Votes:	327	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

morefun.apexmc.co has focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins to make playing with friends easy, such as with basic teleport commands and /sethome /day /night /weather /pay /godmode /heal /feed /lightning /fireball. Our kind community sets us apart and we are super welcoming to new players! We do have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join.Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family!

Join our Discord to participate with the community: Discord

Rules:1. No cheats/exploits2. No griefing / stealing3. Respect fellow players4. No spam or advertisement5. No sensitive content6. No cheating the Money7. No excessive swearing/offensive language8. No bs9. No toxic players

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OdysseusCraft – The Epic Minecraft Server

Adventure, ancient greece, Cunning, Epic, epic hero, Ethics, greek mythology, Hero’s Journey, heroism, ideal model, intelligence, Journey, leadership, Minecraft, modern man, morality, Mythology, odysseus, OdysseusCraft, perseverance, Politics, Role Model, Server, strategy

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like a journey with Odysseus himself! Imagine sailing the high seas, battling monsters, and outsmarting gods all from the comfort of your own blocky world.

Join our server and become the modern-day Odysseus, navigating through treacherous lands and facing epic challenges. Will you align yourself with the gods or defy them with your cunning wit and strategic prowess?

Who needs modern politics when you can be a legendary hero like Odysseus? Join our server and rewrite history with your own epic tale. So what are you waiting for? Embark on this epic journey and show the world what it truly means to be a Minecraft warrior!

CraftyFacts Minecraft Server

arachnids, Biodiversity, corn oak, CraftyFacts, Europe, export, folklore, History, Iberian Peninsula, Macrothele calpeiana, Mediterranean, middle ages, Minecraft, North Morocco, olive oil trade, olive tree, Phoenicians, Server, South Italy, Spanish funnel-web spider, Spiders, TARANTULAS, Trade

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	168
Dimension Hops:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	89	Potions Brewed:	48
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you can explore the Iberian Peninsula and discover the mysterious world of Spanish funnel-web spiders! Rumor has it that these spiders were actually exported to South Italy and North Morocco during the Middle Ages through olive oil trade – talk about a spicy shipment!

Join us on this server to embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the Macrothele calpeiana and their natural habitat in the corn oak forests. Who knows, you might even stumble upon ancient phoenician olive trees that hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures!

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with arachnid antics and olive oil escapades, then this is the Minecraft server for you. Join now and let the fun begin!