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CraftyNetanyahu2021

Benjamin Netanyahu, Benny Gantz, Corruption, CraftyNetanyahu2021, gantz, Government, Israel, Israeli democracy, Israeli elections, israeli government, Israeli leadership, Israeli politics, Israeli prime minister, leadership, national interests, political accountability, political ethics., political rivalry, Politics, power struggle, self-interest

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

so this server is like, totally epic bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got benjamin netanyahu on here putting his own interests before israel’s, like what even bro? it’s a total madhouse up in here, you gotta see it to believe it. join now and witness the chaos for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow colors. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this craziness. join now and let’s get this party started!

What is the IP for Skill Up Minecraft Server?

Activision, black myth wukong, CANCELLED, concord, DELAY, Dune, ea, exclusive, firewalk, free games, Game, gamepass, gameplay, games, Gaming news, Guide, live service, metacritic, microsoft, Minecraft, new games, new games this month, new games this week, new releases, News, Nintendo, nintendo switch, PC, ps, ps+ games, ps4, PS5, release date, review, reviews, Server, skill, skill up, skillup, Sony, starfield, Switch, This week in videogames, Trailer, trailers, ubisoft, up, Xbox, Xbox One, xbox series

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Emeralds Found:	9746
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2212	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Skill Up is a popular YouTube channel and online resource dedicated to providing in-depth reviews, guides, and news coverage on video games. Founded by a passionate gamer, Skill Up has amassed a large following due to its honest and detailed content that helps gamers make informed decisions about their gaming experiences. With a focus on quality and integrity, Skill Up has established itself as a trusted source for gaming recommendations and insights.

MIDNIGHT

Bedwars, Business, Competitions, Discord, Donor Packages, Economy, Events, Factions, friendly community, Mini Games, Mysteries, Parkour, Payment System, Prizes, PvP, Skyblock, Surprises, Survival, Territories, Trade, unique world, Vip, Wars

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Server Features:

Unique World: Discover a beautifully crafted world full of mysteries and surprises.

Economy: Trade, buy, and sell items in-game, create your own business, and become the wealthiest player on the server.

Factions and Wars: Create your own faction, fight for territories, and become the most powerful clan on the server.

Mini Games: Participate in various mini-games like SkyBlock, BedWars, and more to win prizes and achieve top rankings.

Payment System: Support the server and get unique perks and cosmetics through VIP or other donor packages.

Friendly Community: Join our Discord server, make new friends, and chat with other players.

Events and Competitions: Take part in regular events and competitions, win valuable prizes, and showcase your skills.

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George Takei’s Minecraft Server

Actor, funny, George, George Takei, humor, iconic moment, internet culture, internet fame, internet phenomenon, meme, Meme culture, meme potential, meme-worthy, Minecraft, missed opportunity, pop culture, Server, social media, Star trek, Takeis, trending, viral, viral content, viral sensation

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Votes:	1288
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8779	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Literally, we have a portal to the moon where you can mine space diamonds and ride space llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary George Takei himself, who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a George Takei skin, he will personally congratulate you in his iconic voice.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most meme-worthy adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Live long and mine on, my friends.

Humiliation Ritual Minecraft SMP

degradation, EMBARRASSMENT, Emotional Abuse, Humiliation, humiliation ceremony, humiliation practice, humiliation ritual, humiliation tradition, Minecraft, psychological torture, public humiliation, ritual, ritualistic degradation, ritualistic embarrassment, ritualistic humiliation, ritualistic humiliation ceremony, ritualistic punishment, ritualistic shame, shame, smp, social humiliation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a totally normal and not at all weird initiation process called the “Humiliation Ritual”! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being humiliated in front of all your new friends. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… we think.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs. Join us on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player on the server. Just be prepared for some chicken-related shenanigans along the way.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Who knows! But they sure do look fancy.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of humiliation rituals, diamond chickens, and dapper llamas. It’s the most absurdly fun server you’ll ever play on!

SavageSibs Minecraft Server

awkward situation, bland food, bring own food, Brother’s Wife, cooking skills, dietary needs, dietary restrictions, embarrassed, family dinner, family dynamics, family gathering, food preferences, inedible, meal etiquette, mealtime, Minecraft, overcooked, picky eater, Polite, SavageSibs, Server, taste preferences, terrible cook

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward family dinners and enjoy delicious virtual meals without offending anyone!

Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you can feast on pixelated delicacies that will never make you sick or leave you hungry. No more bland, overcooked, or inedible meals here – only the finest virtual dishes crafted with love and care by our talented chefs (or players, but who’s keeping track?).

Say goodbye to dietary restrictions and hello to a world where you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want, without worrying about hurting anyone’s feelings. Our server is a safe space for all foodies, picky eaters, and culinary rebels who refuse to settle for subpar meals.

So come on over and join us for a taste of paradise – because life’s too short to eat bad food, even in Minecraft!

NoMoreCash4Grades

A, A-level, Communication, Conflict, education, Expectations, Fairness, family, gcse, Grades, misunderstanding, MONEY, NoMoreCash4Grades, parenting, Privilege, rules, School, Siblings, Upset

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we reward you for your in-game achievements just like this dad rewards his kids for their grades! Earn diamonds for every block you mine, emeralds for every mob you defeat, and obsidian for every structure you build!

Just like Oliver and Jane, you can compete to see who can earn the most rewards and make your parents’ pockets hurt the most! Will you be the top player with the most loot, or will you be like Jane and surprise everyone with your unexpected success?

Join now and experience the drama and competition of a family trying to navigate the complexities of rewards and fairness in our virtual world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your fellow players over who deserves more in-game currency! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SwearCraft SMP: Fave Swear?

bad language, bad word, colorful language, curse word, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Expression, fave, Favorite, foul language, inappropriate language, Language, naughty language, obscenity, offensive language, Profanity, smp, strong language, Swear, swear word, SwearCraft, taboo, vulgarity

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our server welcomes all the potty mouths out there! In fact, we encourage it!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to swear like a sailor! We’ve got a swear jar that gets filled up faster than you can say “creeper!” And if you manage to break the swear jar, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Profanity and get a special throne made entirely out of soap bars!

But that’s not all – we’ve got custom plugins that turn every block into a swear word when you break it, mobs that curse at you when you attack them, and even a secret underground dungeon where the walls are lined with curse words (watch out for the F-bomb trap)!

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a bunch of like-minded players, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to wash your mouth out with soap afterwards!

BlockDodge: The Ultimate Minecraft Escape

avoided catastrophe, biggest bullet dodged, BlockDodge, close call, close shave, dodged a bullet, dodged a close one, dodging disaster, Escape, escape unscathed, escaped danger, escaped harm, Fortunate, fortunate escape, lucky break, lucky escape, lucky save, Minecraft, narrowly averted, narrowly avoided, narrowly escaped, narrowly missed, near miss, Ultimate

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Enchantments Applied:	152	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Have you ever narrowly avoided getting hit by a flying cow in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday occurrence! Join us for a wild ride of dodging all sorts of crazy projectiles, from exploding chickens to giant flaming pigs. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to dodge the biggest bullets in Minecraft!

MissileRange Minecraft Server

ATACMS missile, Conflict, defense strategy, defense technology, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kirby, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, missile capabilities, missile defense, MissileRange, nato, political tensions, RANGE, restrictions, russian aircraft, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Farms Harvested:	126
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

LOL JOIN our server and u can be like kirby, shooting missiles at russians from ur minecraft house! we got ATACMS missiles for u to play with, just like in real life! u can protect ukraine and be a hero, taking down 90% of russian aircraft cuz they cant handle our range! come join the fun and be a missile master in our crazy minecraft world!