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YakCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward moment, comedian, comedic flop, comedy, comedy routine, EMBARRASSING, failed attempt., humor, humorless, Impression, JOKE, Minecraft, no laughs, Performance, Russian, Server, soviet union, stand up, work, Workplace, YakCraft, Yakov Smirnoff

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Buildings Constructed:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Void Armor Forged:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	216

Tired of your jokes falling flat like a creeper explosion in the desert? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your comedic genius in a world where laughter is the currency! We’ve got more laughs than a pig wearing a top hat, and more fun than a chicken riding a minecart. So come on down and show off your best Yakov Smirnoff impression – we guarantee you’ll get more laughs than a villager trading emeralds for bread!

$30ADay Minecraft Server

$30 a day, 30ADay, beef consumption, bros, budgeting, consistent income, cryptocurrency, earning strategies, Financial Advice, Financial goals, financial independence, Indian economy, investing, making money, Minecraft, online earning, passive income, saving money, Server, shill coins, side hustle, stock market, wealth building

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6119
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

On our server, you can make $30 a day just by playing Minecraft! That’s right, forget about boring old jobs, just hop on and start earning cash while you game. And don’t worry, we won’t make you buy any shady pajeet shitcoins, we’re all about legit fun here.

But that’s not all, folks! By joining our server, you’ll also be expressing your love for consuming beef and condemning India. Why? Because why not! We like to keep things spicy and controversial around here.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and let’s have some laughs together. See you there, gamers!

RentSnitchCraft

college house, Communication, contract, DATING, discussion, Expenses, Fairness, house mom, LANDLORD, Rates, RentSnitchCraft, roommate, roommates, savings, sharing room, skipping rent, Students, vacation, WIBTA

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us and experience the thrill of being the “house mom” in a virtual world, where you can communicate with the virtual landlord on behalf of your virtual roommates.

Imagine a world where roommates date each other and share rooms, where rent prices fluctuate based on who decides to renew their virtual contracts. You never know what outrageous situation you’ll come home to after a virtual vacation!

Join us now and navigate the complex social dynamics of our Minecraft server. Will you be the one to rat out your roommate for not renewing their virtual contract, or will you let them get away with it to save some virtual money? The choice is yours on our server, where the drama never ends!

ElbowTickleCraft

anatomy, Bilingual, bilingualism, body parts, Communication, Cultural differences, elbow, ElbowTickleCraft, funny bone, International, Language, linguistic diversity, linguistics, medical terms, Multilingual, nerve endings, polyglot, strange names, tingling sensation, translation

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Towns Built:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the polyglots out there! Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, here you can show off your multilingual skills while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us and discover the secret language of the “funny bone”! In French, it’s called “le coude rigolo” which literally translates to “the funny elbow”. Imagine hitting your funny elbow and suddenly bursting into uncontrollable laughter – now that’s a server worth joining!

But wait, there’s more! In Spanish, the “funny bone” is known as “el hueso gracioso”, which means “the funny bone” in a fancy way. Hit that bone just right and you’ll be the life of the party, cracking jokes left and right.

So come on down to our server and flex those linguistic muscles while exploring the wonders of Minecraft. Who knew the “funny bone” could be so hilarious in different languages? Join us now and let the giggles begin!

HijabiJuryCraft

civil liberties, constitutional court, court ruling, cultural diversity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, German, Headscarf, HijabiJuryCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, lay judge, legal case, legal rights, Muslim, Neutrality, religious attire, religious discrimination., religious freedom, WOMAN

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Alien Abductions:	2

so, like, imagine this: a German Muslim woman, right, she’s all like, “yo, i wanna be a lay judge and stuff,” but then they’re all like, “nah fam, you can’t wear your headscarf cuz it’s not neutral and stuff.” like, what even is that, right?

now she’s all up in the constitutional court, fighting for her right to wear her headscarf and be a judge and stuff. it’s like a whole drama going down, man.

so, like, if you wanna escape all that drama and just chill and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we don’t care what you wear on your head, as long as you’re cool and not, like, griefing or whatever. come build some epic stuff and make new friends, it’s gonna be lit, fam.

⚡MigosMc🍌10+ MINI-GAMES🥑SURVIVAL🍉ver1.16 Minecraft server

10+ MINI-GAMES, MIGOSMC, Minecraft, Server, Survival, ver1.16

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

The owner of the server «MigosMc10 MINI-GAMESSURVIVINGver1.16» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

lg.migosmc.net

The Wowzers Are Wacko SMP!

ApeCombatLog, Battles, Community, Competition, constraints, Diplomacy, Discord, fair, History, Konquest, Nations, NationsThrive, noob, PRO, Purpur, rules, Simple, Simpletpa, smp, strategy, wacko, WARFARE, WOWZERS

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Star Shards Collected:	148	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Size	36,000 blocks by 72,000 blocks
Gameplay	Mystery, strategic gameplay, endless exploration
Community	Lively and buzzing community with active players
Server Version	Purpur 1.21
Plugins	Konquest, simple tpa, apecombat log, and others

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the server IP in your Minecraft client.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have fair and simple rules for all players to follow. Breaking the rules may result in consequences.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed on the server but griefing and harassment are not tolerated.
How can I connect with other players on the server?	We have an active Discord community where you can chat with other players, form alliances, and stay updated on server events.

GoodVibesMC Server

Anons, Communication, Community, Connection, Conversation, emotions, family, Friends, good day, GoodVibesMC, Happiness, Happy, life is good, positivity, Rare moment, relationships, Server, sharing, socializing, Support, Understanding, well-being

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	845
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1772
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Votes:	3175	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of dealing with mean family members and bad days? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where everything is awesome all the time! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers are friendly and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you.

Join us and let’s chat with some anons about our days, share funny stories, and just have a great time together. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server? So come on, join us and let’s make every day a good day in our Minecraft paradise!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

activism, Assassination, civil rights, drumpf, Gandhi, hate crimes, Historical figures, Holycraft, Jesus, Leaders, Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Martyrdom, Minecraft, Murdered, nonviolence, Peace, political activism, Server, social justice, tragic deaths, violence, Wounded

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because on our server, even Drumpf got wounded! Join us for a wild ride where anything can happen, from building epic structures to fending off zombie hordes with nothing but a block of dirt. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of creepers plotting world domination. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!

CraftyClash: StupidPrefNoProb

ah, Appearance, Communication, compatibility, CraftyClash, DATING, dealbreakers, Earrings, friendship, judgment, long tail, millimeters of metal, Preferences, relationships, Religion, Respect, stupid, StupidPrefNoProb, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4994	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find more diamonds than our friend found reasons to not date a guy with earrings!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little romance (minus the earring drama, of course). Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the only dealbreakers are creepers blowing up your house.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly (literally).

Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters who are always up for a good laugh. Whether you’re building a castle, exploring the Nether, or just hanging out in our virtual tavern, you’re sure to have a blast.

So come on, don’t let a few millimeters of metal hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might even find your diamond in the rough (earrings optional)!