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Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of getting frisky in the same old boring places like the bedroom and couch? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and explore our wild and wacky world where you can get it on in all sorts of crazy locations. From the top of a towering mountain to the depths of a creepy cave, the possibilities are endless! Who knew mining for diamonds could be so steamy? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sexy adventure like no other. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they might try to cockblock you!

HellCraft: Nightmare Edition

Agony, anguish, Darkness, Demons, Despair, Edition, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fear, fire and brimstone, haunting visions, HELLCRAFT, ISOLATION, never-ending torment, Nightmare, personal hell, psychological torture, punishment, Suffering, Torment, torture, unbearable pain

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Potions Brewed:	81	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Imagine a world where the only blocks available are dirt and gravel, where creepers spawn in broad daylight, and where the only food source is poisonous potatoes. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and survival is a constant battle against the odds.

But fear not, brave adventurer! For those who dare to join our server, there are endless opportunities for hilarity and mayhem. Build a house out of TNT and watch it explode in spectacular fashion, challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a platform made entirely of ice, or try your luck at navigating a maze filled with invisible walls and hidden traps.

And if you’re feeling particularly daring, why not venture into the Nether and face off against a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a wooden sword? Or test your parkour skills by jumping from cloud to cloud in the End, where the only way to survive is to keep moving forward.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Who knows, you might just find that your personal hell is actually a whole lot of fun!

MoldovaMayhem:USvsRussia

Canada, Democracy, demonstrations, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign interference, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, Incite, international relations, Moldova, MoldovaMayhemUSvsRussia, opposition, Political unrest, PROTESTS, russia, security concerns, uk, US, Warning

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crops Grown:	5140	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4

haha u kno what’s more fun than political turmoil? MINECRAFT! come join our server for a wild time like no other. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep. forget about real world problems and come build ur dream castle with us. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so what are u waiting for? join now before the Russians start building their own pixelated protests in Moldova!

CraftyThoughtsMC

abstract concept, animated characters, animation, artistic expression, artistic interpretation, conceptual art, CraftyThoughtsMC, creative visualization, creativity, design, digital art, Graphic design, illustration, imagination, Motion Graphics, personification, storytelling, symbolic representation, thought, visual metaphor, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and, like, ur thoughts come to life as ANIMATED characters! like, ur brain is a literal cartoon world where u can, like, battle ur inner demons in epic pixelated showdowns! join now and watch ur thoughts come ALIVE in this INSANE minecraft server! u won’t believe ur eyes, bro!

BlockyBabyBoom: Preventing Premature Pixels

BlockyBabyBoom, collaborative study, early birth, early intervention, intervention, maternal care, maternal health, maternal mental health, maternal support, maternal well-being, mental health intervention, morbidity, mortality, newborn care, newborn health, perinatal depression, pixels, pregnancy complications, pregnancy outcomes, Premature, prenatal depression, preterm birth, preventing, risk reduction

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	166	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	211	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz, like, it’s been proven by science dat it can, like, totally help reduce da risk of early birth and, like, save newborns from, like, certain doom and stuff. Like, imagine being a hero in Minecraft and saving virtual babies from early birth just by playing on dis server. It’s like a superhero mission, but in blocky pixel form. So, like, come join us and be a part of dis amazing journey to save Minecraft babies from early birth and stuff. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Krestocraft.ru Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Bases, Cases, Communication, Community, Events, Friends, Krestocraft, Minecraft, Raiding, Starter Kit

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Secret Passages Found:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Anarchy where you can raid bases and communicate with players. You can find friends here! Friendly community and interesting events

krestocraft.mclan.ru

FirstWorldProblems Minecraft Server

air conditioning, class distinctions, comfort, convenience, developed countries, electricity, environmental impact, Expectations, first world, FirstWorldProblems, heating and cooling, Lifestyle, luxury, Minecraft, modern amenities, Privilege, quality of life, Server, societal norms, Standards, Technology, wealth, well-being

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3073
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being a first worlder again! Our virtual world is equipped with the most high-tech air conditioning systems, keeping you cool and comfortable while you build, mine, and battle creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our air conditioning blocks have magical powers that can make you fly! So come join us and soar through the skies in style. Who needs real life when you can have air conditioning in Minecraft?

TrumpJones Minecraft Server

alex jones, alternative news, conservative commentators, conspiracy theories, controversial figures, donald trump, hypothetical scenarios, media personalities, Minecraft, political alliances, political commentary, political drama, political partnerships, political speculation, potential VP picks, Presidential election, right-wing media, Server, speculation, TrumpJones, unconventional choices, us politics, vice president

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3338
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Donald Trump and Alex Jones team up to create the most epic political duo in history! Build your own White House, create crazy conspiracy theories, and battle it out with other players to see who will reign supreme in this wacky alternate reality. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that ensues when these two join forces in the world of Minecraft!

LostCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Apology, back seat driver, Chronic pain, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, coping mechanisms, Driving, emotional response, Empathy, Frustration, LostCraft, medical appointment, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, self-care, Server, stress, Support, Transportation

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your troubles, whether it’s chronic pain, bad drivers, or back seat drivers.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual world, far away from the stress of real life. Who needs to worry about addresses and appointments when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers?

And don’t worry about any drama with your boyfriend – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is mobs and other players in epic PvP battles. So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

SisterlyEmergency vs WifelyInconsiderate

AITA Wife Inconsiderate Moving New home Sister Emergency childbirth Me Boxes Setting up Early Husband Leaving Unpacking Risks Giving birth Prematurely Snapping Upset Unreasonable, SisterlyEmergency, WifelyInconsiderate

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Chimeras Created:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Farms Harvested:	470	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper exploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time OP’s sister went into emergency childbirth while he was unpacking boxes in his new house. Who knew moving could be so eventful?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between OP and his wife, where he defends his decision to rush to his sister’s side during a life-threatening situation. Will they reconcile their differences, or will the tension continue to simmer like a lava pit?

If you’re looking for a server that’s never short on excitement, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?