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MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4463
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Secret Passages Found:	5

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Enchantments Applied:	118	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	1214
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Towns Built:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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