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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 7134 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 601 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 2459 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny. But beware, because the evil Chicken Overlord is hot on your trail, ready to steal your precious loot and turn it into a giant omelette!
But fear not, brave adventurer, for our server is filled with friendly players who will join forces with you to defeat the Chicken Overlord and claim victory for all of block-kind. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to bacon, in which case you might want to steer clear of those dancing pigs).