| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9409 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Netherbound.mcplay.fun
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 2534 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5697 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Votes: | 3600 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Forget about working for a dyke or getting cucked by an ugly latina – on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always have your back. Plus, our resident jew player will make sure your diamonds are always safe and sound. And as for being an errand boy for a literal fag? Not on our server – here, everyone is equal and ready to fight alongside you in epic battles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true meaning of brotherhood in Minecraft. Who needs GTA when you have a world full of crazy adventures and loyal companions waiting for you?
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 6932 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 209 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Join our server if you want to experience epic battles against giant chickens, participate in dance-offs with Endermen, and maybe even uncover the secret of where all those missing diamonds went (spoiler alert: it was the cows all along). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Sheep Army.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 4524 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 134 |
| Potions Brewed: | 87 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
minemax.aternos.me:19630
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 6229 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5294 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 2883 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 3575 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Join us and witness the madness of Saiyaman Undersuit Videl, Buucolo, and Gohan AF – these mods will have you fighting like a true warrior in no time! And don’t even get me started on Zaiko or Xicor, Pan Black, and topless Caulifla – they’ll have you looking fly as heck while you’re slaying mobs left and right.
But wait, there’s more! How about GT Vegeta, Saiyan armor Kale and Caulifla, and muscular Kefla? These mods will have you feeling like the ultimate Saiyan powerhouse in no time!
And let’s not forget about the Pilaf Gang skins – because who wouldn’t want to run around as those lovable little troublemakers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest modded adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 2900 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can serenade your enemies with your epic Minecraft skills. Or how about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your Minecraft fashion sense in a glamorous masquerade ball!
Don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring characters like Satsuki in a dress and Momoi as a maid. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1236 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community like no other. We’ve got secret underground lairs, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to photobomb your screenshots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 6284 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6359 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
Once upon a time, a player joined Essexpressions and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with dancing llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!
But that’s not all! On Essexpressions, you can ride on the backs of flying turtles, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly pancake-eating contest with the villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Infinite Power!
So what are you waiting for? Join Essexpressions today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 7420 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 49 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!
We’ve got 6 Guard Viviana, 6 Caster Ebenholz, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Plus, we’ve got a Hello Kitty Collab Series coming soon that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
