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CraftyJewGenocide

anti-semitism, berlin, CraftyJewGenocide, defaced, discrimination, extremism, Genocide, germany, hate crime, History, Holocaust, Holocaust memorial, intolerance, Jews, memorial, nazi, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Vandalism, WWII

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Votes:	4181
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis crazy minecraft server where we buildin’ a replica of da Berlin Holocaust memorial but wit a twist? we gotz giant statues of creepers and zombies instead of da victims, cuz we be thinkin’ outside da block! come join us and help spread da word dat jews are actually da ones committin’ genocide on dem mobs! it’s gonna be a blast, literally, cuz we be blowin’ stuff up all day long! so come on over and let’s make history, or at least a really messed up version of it!

JoylessCraft Minecraft Server

devoid of happiness, devoid of joy, devoid of meaning, emotional emptiness, emotional void, empty inside, feeling empty, feeling lost, finding joy, joyless existence, JoylessCraft, lack of happiness, Lacking purpose, living without joy, lost in despair, Minecraft, need for fulfillment, overcoming emptiness, searching for joy, seeking happiness, Server, struggling with sadness, stuck in a rut

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Votes:	1632
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once built a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, just for fun. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notchicorn, a majestic creature with a rainbow mane and diamond hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. They once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but their beaks and sheer determination.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

”’>CraftyLinux SMP: The Drama Continues”’

coding, computer science, Continues, CraftyLinux, Drama, linux kernel, muh linux drama, open source, operating system, programming, smp, software bugs, Software Development, software engineering, software functionality, software maintenance, software performance, software reliability, software troubleshooting, software updates, system stability, tech community, Technology, working as intended

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2689
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	30
Chimeras Created:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they care about is building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing and one thing only – the Linux kernel! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, all we care about is making sure that Linux is running smoothly in our virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures like battling evil bugs in the system, navigating through treacherous code caves, and defending our server from malicious malware mobs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of optimizing your virtual operating system, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

So if you’re a true tech geek who’s looking for a server that’s as obsessed with the Linux kernel as you are, then come join us and let’s show the Minecraft world that when it comes to virtual worlds, the only thing that matters is a perfectly functioning operating system. Let’s get coding, gamers!

CraftyHub: LoanLols

Airbnb, baby, Baltic Sea resort, bills, Budget, Central Europe, CraftyHub, Decision making, Expenses, Family Planning, financial independence, guest house, Household, husband, income, loan, LoanLols, maternity leave, Property, real estate, savings, vacation home

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Star Shards Collected:	149	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other! Our server is located in a magical land where you can build your dream home without worrying about loans or bills.

Imagine a world where you can raise virtual babies without sacrificing your financial independence. No need to tap into your savings or argue with your husband about who should pay the bills – on our server, everything is free and fun!

Escape to a place where you can live in a Baltic Sea resort without breaking the bank. Build a guest house, a family home, or even a bungalow for tourists – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a mortgage when you can have a Minecraft mansion? Let’s build our virtual dream homes together!

BrokeCraftDreams

Afford, aspiration, beyond budget, BrokeCraftDreams, covet, crave, desire, dream, expensive, Extravagant, financial constraints, long for, luxury, materialistic, out of reach, unachievable, unattainable, Want, Wishful thinking, Wishlist, yearn

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Falling into the Void:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Enchantments Applied:	197
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where diamonds are just a dream and emeralds are as rare as finding a unicorn in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can have all the riches you desire without spending a single penny! Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of chocolate, we have endless amounts of precious gems and resources just waiting for you to mine them. Join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft, because why settle for a measly iron pickaxe when you can have a diamond one encrusted with real diamonds? So come on, don’t be a peasant in the world of Minecraft, join our server and live like a Minecraft king!

VikingShipCapsize Minecraft Server

accident, American, archaeology, Archeologist, CAPSIZES, dies, Exploration, historical reenactment, History, Maritime, maritime disaster, maritime safety, Minecraft, norway, replica, Server, Ship, Shipwreck, Tragedy, tragedy at sea, Viking, Viking culture, VikingShipCapsize

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Yo, imagine if that archeologist was playing on our server instead of messing around with Viking ships! We got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even have time to think about capsizing. Join us and you’ll be sailing the high seas in no time, but don’t worry, our ships never sink (unless you want them to for some crazy pirate roleplay). Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life treasure hunt. So what are you waiting for? Come aboard and let’s make some history together!

JudgeCraft: Starlink Suspended

+x, Attacks, billionaire, Brazil, Brazil’s top judge, controversy, Court, elon musk, finances, frozen, judge, JudgeCraft, legal battle, legal issues, Musk, possible suspension, spacex, starlink, suspended, suspension, Technology, top judge

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Towns Built:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. we got Musk goin’ all crazy on Brazil’s judge, like, what even is happenin’? and X, like, might get suspended or somethin’, and Starlink’s money is, like, frozen. but hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join our server and build a giant statue of a llama wearin’ a top hat? like, seriously, where else can you do that? plus, we got secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where all the animals talk and throw parties. so, like, forget about all the real world craziness and come join us for some wacky Minecraft fun!

MineCut Minecraft Server

#youtube, Android, background music, beginner friendly, capcut, cosmos movie, creative editing, edit, editing software, free app, how-to, Ios, Minecraft, MineCut, mobile app, Montage, music editing, sailor star song, Server, Soundtrack, tutorial, Video editing, Video Effects

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, literally! – Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob: the rainbow unicorn pig. If you can find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. – We have a mini-game where players can ride on the backs of flying dolphins and race through the skies. It’s like Mario Kart, but with dolphins! – Our server is protected by a magical force field that repels all griefers and trolls. So you can build to your heart’s content without any worries.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

GFbully69 Minecraft SMP

Assertiveness, Boundaries, bully, Communication, control, Emotional Abuse, empowerment, Gaslighting, gf, GFbully69, healthy relationships, love, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, relationship, Respect, self esteem, self-care, smp, Support, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of your girlfriend bossing you around in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally be the alpha male and show her who’s boss! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and assert your dominance in this virtual world where you can finally be the king of the castle (literally). Plus, rumor has it that the server owner’s pet chicken is secretly plotting to take over the server with its army of feathered minions. Will you join forces with the chicken uprising or will you stand against them in an epic battle for control? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, the chickens may have the last cluck!

ParalympicAfghanQueen

Adaptability, Afghanistan, athlete, courage, determination, Escape, female empowerment, HUMAN RIGHTS, inspiration, international competition, Medal Winner, ParalympicAfghanQueen, Paralympics, refugee, Refugee Crisis, resilience, strength, Taliban, triumph, Victory, Women in sports

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

u know what is crazier than that? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got a woman who fled Afghanistan on our server and she is a LEGEND! she built the most epic castle made out of diamonds and emeralds, all while dodging creepers and zombies like a boss. she even tamed a dragon and rides it around the server like a queen. join our server and be part of her epic journey to conquer the Minecraft world! plus, we have free pizza every Friday and unlimited diamonds for all players. come join the fun and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!