panda express Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Chinacraft: Where Creepers Bow Down to the Great Wall

affordable, banned cartoon, bow, brainwashed, brainwashed about China, CCP, Chinacraft, Chinese restaurant, chongqing, Cities, Corruption, CREEPERS, culture, decent meal, family, Food, genshin, Great, Infrastructure, lowkey want to move to China, medical care, panda express, raise a family, Wall, winnie the pooh

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Zombie Dances:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape to a land that’s better than China! Why settle for just food, culture, and infrastructure when you can have it all in our virtual world?

Imagine playing Minecraft and getting inspired to move to China because of a game like Genshin Impact. The CCP here actually protects its players and fights off any corruption in the game. You can afford to build your dream family home, get virtual medical care, and so much more.

Forget about the poor, corrupt, degenerate West – join our server where you can enjoy a decent virtual meal at a Chinese-owned restaurant like “Panda Express” every day. We’ll help you unbrainwash yourself from all the negative propaganda about China.

The only downside? Winnie the Pooh is banned in our server, but don’t worry, there are plenty of other fun characters to hang out with. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other! Build your dreams, one block at a time!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Play.XetaByte.ru

C47: The Vanilla Anarchy Dyanmap of Europe v1.21.1! Chaos awaits!

Active, Anarchy, Awaits, C47, Chaos, Community, Discord, discord server, Dyanmap, English, Europe, Friends, Fun, German, Minecraft, new members, no build requirements., Server, Survival, Swiss German, v1.21.1, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	c47.ch
Server IP	mc.c47.ch
Version	1.21.1
Language	eng 🇬🇧/ ger 🇩🇪/ swiss-ger 🇨🇭

Vanilla, Survival, no mods, Dynmap, Europe

& his discord: https://discord.gg/schweiz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are there any build requirements on the server?

No, there aren’t any build requirements. Just have fun!

2. How many active members are currently on the server?

There are already about 10-20 active members, and more are welcome to join.

3. Is the server Discord server small?

Yes, the server is rather small, making it a great place to make new friends and play Minecraft.

Blocky Dilemmas Minecraft Server

blocky, consequences, controversial questions, dark humor, death, Decision making, dilemmas, existential crisis, fear, Human nature, hypothetical scenarios, instinctual desires, life choices, life or death, Minecraft, morality, Pleasure, provocative discussions, Server, sex, taboo topics, ultimate choice, ultimate dilemma, would you rather

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Holy Grails Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the choice is simple: join us and have a blast, or face the consequences of instant death! But don’t worry, we promise you’ll be too busy laughing and having a great time to even think about choosing death.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun with a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs to worry about real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our server and let your imagination run wild?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and choose life (and lots of laughs) over death. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

Aigmi, bathroom habits, BIZARRE, bodily functions, cleaning, funny, humor, hygiene, Minecraft, odd, Peeing, penis, personal habits, quirky, smp, strange, stray piss, Tornado, UNUSUAL, Urination, weird, whirl

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mines Excavated:	1249	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.

AdoptedSisMC Server

Abuse, AdoptedSisMC, adoption, adoptive family, AITAH, biological parents, Childhood, family, half-sister, Jealousy, loving family, Lucky, Raised, Safe, Server, Struggles, survivor, torture, Understanding

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1864	Crops Grown:	1723
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mines Excavated:	4513
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

ExConExCashGrab

Account.., aita, Alimony, child support, college fund, CONVICTED, Court, crimes, custody, ex, ExConExCashGrab, Homicide, modify, MONEY, payment, Prison, Reduce, sentencing, Son, Years

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Farms Harvested:	770	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	7401	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

PhilippineSeaPirates

Beijing, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German warships, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, military presence, naval deployment, naval diplomacy, naval maneuvers, naval power, naval visit, Philippines, PhilippineSeaPirates, regional stability, South China Sea, Taiwan Strait, territorial disputes

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	4598	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

Sahara

Community, ETERNAL, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Join, Minecraft, PvE, SAHARA, Season, September 14th, Server, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

66.59.210.172:25568

Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

feeling good, good morning, Good Vibes, great day, Happy, Minecraft, morning inspiration, morning motivation, morning routine, morning vibes, Optimistic, Poland, polska, positive energy, positive mindset, positivity, Ready, Server, start the day right, Sunny, sunny day, sunny weather

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Emeralds Found:	707
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Towns Built:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!