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SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7039
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Votes:	950
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Dimension Hops:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Buildings Constructed:	46
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Runes Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	New Chunks Explored:	515415
Alien Abductions:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Towns Built:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7960
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!