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ComfortMC

Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, family friendly, Grief Protection, Loot, Player Shops, PLAYTIMES, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Relaxation, Resource worlds, sethomes, Shop, Simple Survival, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Voting, Wilderness

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Mines Excavated:	1375	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

ms.comfortmc.org

ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Star Shards Collected:	123	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

#exciting, amusing, Captivating, CraftyCreeperGang, delightful, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertaining, enthralling, exhilarating., Fascinating, Fun, INTERESTING, Lively, Minecraft, pleasurable, smp, Thrilling

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	8315
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockBullyz

aita, anorexia, Avoiding, BlockBullyz, Boundaries, Communication, eating disorder, Friends, Guilt, high school, mental health, personal information, PITY, privacy, Respect, shame, Social, strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	3727	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero high school gossip drama! Unlike that girl who spilled the beans about your personal life, we promise to keep your secrets safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about who’s skipping lunch. Join us for a drama-free zone and leave the high school gossip behind!

TrainCraft: FastTrack Fiasco

emergency response, Europe, fast train network, FastTrack, Fiasco, France, French railways, high speed trains, international news, massive attack, national security, passenger safety, Police investigation, public transportation, Safety concerns, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist activity., train travel, Traincraft, Transportation, travel disruption

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Villages Defended:	8	Emeralds Found:	6621
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	104	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have a “massive attack” on fast trains! hop on board as we ride through the pixelated countryside, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. our trains go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air! plus, our conductor is a talking pig named bacon who will keep you entertained with his hilarious jokes and puns. so grab your pickaxe and hop on the tracks, because this train ride is one you won’t want to miss!

DressCraft vs PantCraft

body anatomy, clothing, cultural norms, DressCraft, dresses, fashion, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender norms reversal, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Men’s Fashion, PantCraft, reproductive organs, societal expectations, societal norms, trousers, womens fashion

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8633	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Animals Bred:	143
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

come join our minecraft server where the pigs wear tutus and the cows wear tuxedos! you won’t find a more wacky and wild place to play minecraft than here. our world is filled with upside down houses, flying sheep, and talking creepers.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a dragon made entirely out of cheese. true story.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. join us today and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a pair of enchanted pants that make you fly. it could happen.

SodaCraft: Fueling Submarine Adventures

Adventures, alternative fuel, chemical reaction, clean energy, coffee grounds, environmental innovation., fuel cells, Fueling, green energy, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen production, marine vehicles, mit, powering engines, renewable energy, research discovery, scientists, Seawater, soda cans, SodaCraft, submarine, Submarines, sustainable technology, sustainable transportation

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Well, do we have the server for you!

Picture this: you spawn in and BOOM, you’re surrounded by soda cans, seawater, and coffee grounds. But wait, there’s more! These ain’t just any ordinary items, oh no. These bad boys are gonna help you produce hydrogen fuel like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine cruising around in a submarine, sucking up seawater like it’s your job, all while powering engines and fuel cells with the magic of soda cans and coffee grounds. It’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got soda cans and coffee grounds, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

ElleCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, anti-trans, Backlash, Boring, cancel culture, controversy, criticism, debate, discrimination, discussion, elle palmer, ElleCraft, Gender Identity, influencer, intolerance, LGBTQ, Minecraft, online content, opinion, Server, social media, Transgender, Video

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3079	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Farms Harvested:	492	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	175	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream castle, battle mythical creatures, and even ride pigs into battle (yes, you read that right).

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server is so anti-trans…wait, scratch that. Our server is so pro-trans that even the creepers are wearing rainbow tutus! You won’t find a more inclusive and accepting community anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs). See you there, fellow blockheads!

ClapCraft SMP – 25 Minutes of Villager Applause

Accountability, America, applause, ClapCraft, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Ethics, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international law, Justice, leadership, Minutes, morality, Outrage, Political, protest, public opinion, smp, Social Issues, villager, war criminal

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	5635	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Towns Built:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Join us for the chance to participate in epic battles against evil mobs and rival factions, all while enjoying 25 minutes of applause for a war criminal!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of highly trained llamas. Rumor has it that the bunker was built by a group of ancient aliens who left behind powerful artifacts for those brave enough to find them.

If that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a special event every week where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and engage in aerial combat with giant chickens. It’s a sight to behold, and definitely not something you want to miss out on!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

AdoptiveParentDramaCraft

adopted kids, adoption, adoptive parents, AdoptiveParentDramaCraft, Boundaries, Clout, gay man, happy family, lecturing, oversharing, owe them nothing, personal circumstances, personal information, privacy, Shaming, single parent, social media, stigma, Trauma, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsolicited advice

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and just focus on building epic creations!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Our server is so magical, even the creepers are friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Looking for a place to show off your building skills and make new friends? Look no further! Our community is full of awesome players who love to team up and conquer the virtual world together.

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and diamonds just waiting to be discovered. But shh, don’t tell anyone! It’s our little hidden gem.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough like our server owner did with his adopted kids! Just kidding, we don’t actually have any adopted kids running around in the game…or do we? 😉