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Pixelated TV Addict Minecraft Server

addict, addiction, balance, binge watching, Digital Media, distractions, Entertainment, excessive gaming, gaming addiction, hobbies, leisure activities, Media consumption, mental health, Minecraft, online gaming, pixelated, screen time, self-control, Server, Technology, television, tv shows, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Farms Harvested:	691
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Items Found:	1951

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the mundane world of TV shows and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and say goodbye to boring TV shows because once you start playing on our server, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

Our server is so addictive that even the most dedicated TV show fanatics have abandoned their favorite shows to play with us!

Come join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where TV shows are a thing of the past!

Crafty Commies vs. Nafo Ukraine Warlords: Minecraft Edition

cannon fodder, Commies, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, defense strategy, Edition, geopolitical dynamics., global politics, international relations, military power, military resources, military strength, military superiority, military tactics, Minecraft, NAFO, Resources, russia, strategic planning, Ukraine, war strategy, War Tactics, WARFARE, Warlords

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can join forces with Nafo and Ukraine to take on the mighty Russia in an all-out war for domination!

But wait, you may be wondering, how does Nafo and Ukraine plan to win against a powerhouse like Russia with their 100-fold more cannon fodder and resources? Well, let us tell you a little secret – we have UNICORNS on our side! Yes, that’s right, magical unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers and can fly over the battlefield, raining down sparkles of destruction on our enemies.

Not convinced yet? How about this – we also have a secret weapon called the EXPLODING SHEEP. These sheep are specially bred to explode on impact, creating chaos and confusion among our foes. And let’s not forget our elite team of llama warriors who are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and be a part of the most INSANE and EPIC battles you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Creators Club – Noobs Welcome!

agdg, agdg demo day, amateur game development, Archive, club, Crafty, Creators, Demo Days, handbrake, helpful links, Logo, Noobs, obs project, Previous thread, Resources, roody thread, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds. Mine them and become rich in real life! – The creepers on our server are trained to do the Macarena dance every time they explode. It’s a sight to behold! – Our villagers are all secretly master chefs. They’ll cook you the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted. – The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend. Will you be the one to befriend it? – Our redstone contraptions are so advanced, they’ve actually been used to power a spaceship that traveled to Mars. True story!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Too Handsome for a GF – Minecraft Server

attractive, charming, CONFIDENT, DATING, Girlfriend, handsome, Minecraft, Narcissistic, relationship, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-assurance, self-assured, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Server, single, too handsome, unironic

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Farms Harvested:	686	Void Gems Collected:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Towns Built:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6747
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the players are so handsome that they are too busy building epic structures to even think about getting a girlfriend! Join us and become part of this elite group of players who are just too good looking for relationships.

Our server is filled with gorgeous landscapes and jaw-dropping builds that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game as everyone else. The blocks are perfectly placed, the mobs are intimidated by our beauty, and the sunsets are so breathtaking that even the Ender Dragon stops to admire them.

But beware, joining this server may come with some side effects. Rumor has it that players who spend too much time here start to develop chiseled jawlines and radiant smiles. Some have even reported being mistaken for celebrities while walking down the virtual streets of our Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to level up your handsomeness and join a community of players who are just too good looking for their own good, then come on over to our server. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft world this stunning to explore?

NokoCraft: Where Deer and Diamonds Collide!

Adventure, animated series, animated trailer, collide, cute animals, deer, diamonds, family friendly, FANTASY, fantasy world, friendship, Heartwarming, japanese animation, magical adventure, magical creatures, My Deer Friend Nokotan, new series, NokoCraft, Nokotan, Talking Animals, Trailer, upcoming show, YouTube trailer

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because this server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows, dragons that can do the floss dance, and pigs that can fly! Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers show off their sick dance moves and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Click on the link above and join this server now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 917201446 LOLz

Crafty, lolz, McCraftface, Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players and make them run into walls! – Our creepers have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, it’s a real sight to see! – The ender dragon has a secret talent for juggling, you won’t believe your eyes! – Our zombie villagers have formed a boy band and they sing the most hauntingly beautiful tunes you’ll ever hear! – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, who needs the overworld?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server for the time of your life!

CornwallCraft: Where Creepers Wear Kilts and Pigs Speak in Accents!

Accents, Beautiful Scenery, british culture, charming villages, coastal walks, Cornish pasties, Cornwall, CornwallCraft, cream teas, CREEPERS, Fishing, friendly locals, historic sites, holiday destination, Kilts, local cuisine, mild climate, Pigs, relaxed atmosphere, Seaside, speak, Surfing, tourism, travel, uk, vacation destination, wear

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dimension Hops:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our totally epic Minecraft server! Are people in Cornwall friendly? Pfft, who cares when you can join our server and make friends with cows that can dance the Macarena and sheep that can recite Shakespeare! Our server is so lit that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dabbing contests. So why waste your time wondering about Cornwall when you can join our server and experience the craziest adventures of your Minecraft life!

Blocky Bitches: Who is this slut?

Bitches, blocky, bullying, character assassination, confusion, derogatory, double standards, empowerment, gossip, Harassment, Identity, judgment, Labels, Misogyny, Questioning, Rumors, sexism, slut, slut shaming, social stigma, speculation, victim blaming

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have a dull moment because we have the most scandalous NPCs in all of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find out who this mysterious slut is and uncover the juicy secrets they’re hiding. Rumor has it they have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and explosive llamas.

But beware, because this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored lava and battle zombie unicorns to reach the slut’s lair.

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandal, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

FussCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fallout TV in a hilarious mashup!

4GB patch, anti crash, bug fixes, error, Fallout, fallout tv show, fnv, FO2, FOMM, FussCraft, hilarious, mashup, meets, Minecraft, mod compatibility, moddb, modding, Nexus, nexus mod manager, nostalgic, PN, post-apocalyptic, quality of life, reinstall, stutter remover, texture packs

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Gods Slained:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the post-apocalyptic wasteland of modding Fallout New Vegas and join a world of blocky adventures!

Reasons to join: – No more mod compatibility errors, just pure unadulterated fun! – Say goodbye to downloading mods and making accounts, we have everything you need right here! – Nexus a shit? We don’t even know her, we’re the new hotness in town!

Join now for: – Endless possibilities in a world where the only crashes are from creepers, not your game! – No more stutter remover needed, just smooth gameplay all day, every day! – Don’t waste hours trying to fix mod issues, come build your dream world with us instead!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the old gaym and hello to a new adventure on our Minecraft server!

AntiqueCraft: Where Minecraft meets vintage shopping!

antique mall, AntiqueCraft, Boredom, cattle, Collecting, existential dread, funko pops, Hoarding, life’s constants, meets, Minecraft, shopping, vintage, worthless shit

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	113	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the existential dread of hoarding worthless shit in real life by hoarding virtual diamonds instead!

Join us and explore a world filled with massive antique malls where you can collect all the funko pops your heart desires. But beware, the 50yboys are lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a duel for the rarest items!

Don’t be just another cattle in the herd of life, join our server and build your own empire of worthless treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why humans hoard so much shit in the first place!