paid shills – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Stale Memes Minecraft SMP Catalog

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Are you tired of boring, outdated servers where the paid shills can’t even be bothered to update their jpeg folders post-2016? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor, or building giant statues of chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

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Minecraft SMP: The AEW Shill Meltdown

aew, all elite wrestling, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, Fans, internet, Meltdown, Minecraft, ONLINE, paid shills, professional wrestling, reactions, Rumors, Shill, shills, smp, social media, speculation, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling news

Oh boy, you won’t believe the drama happening on our Minecraft SMP! The paid aew shills are at it again, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Rumor has it they’re building giant statues of their favorite wrestlers and hosting wrestling matches in-game. But watch out, because if you join this server, you might just get caught up in the madness and find yourself in a wrestling ring facing off against a creeper! So come join us for some ridiculous fun and see if you can survive the wild antics of the paid aew shills on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

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LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

A, Anime, bad job, BETRAYAL, Climax, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, episode, FINAL, Final episode, Frustration, guitar, LolCraft, love, MAINTAIN, mc, MONEY, paid shills, refund, regret, series, Time, wasted time

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?

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TroyCraft: Where Even the Greeks Can’t Resist!

ancient greece, Epic battles, Gaming Community, gaming nostalgia, gaming opinions, gaming preferences, greeks, Heroes, historical, liked, multiplayer, Mythology, Resist, Rts, Single player, strategy, strategy games, total war troy, Trojan War, TroyCraft, unpopular opinion, video games, war games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like Total War Troy on steroids! Join us for epic battles, mythical creatures, and a quest for the ultimate Minecraft victory!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a Minotaur appears and challenges you to a duel. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with treasure guarded by a pack of angry Cyclops. And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles that await you in our server.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a griffin, summon a kraken to do your bidding, and even transform into a powerful demigod with god-like powers. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of adventure, danger, and plenty of laughs, then join our server today. Who knows what crazy antics and epic battles await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

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CraftyBagel – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5325

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so crazy that creepers actually tell jokes before exploding! You’ll die laughing, quite literally.

2. Our players have built a giant statue of a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right. Diamond eggs.

3. We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky music. It’s a thriller of a time!

4. The ender dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and now flies around in a cozy sweater. Who knew dragons had such soft sides?

5. Our server events include a “Build a House out of TNT and Survive” challenge. It’s a blast, literally.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughter.

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Reel SMP – No Fishy Business Allowed!

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SMP Server Information
Server Name	REEL SMP
Description	A vanilla Minecraft experience where a community can come together. Striving to go beyond past SMPS by mashing a variety of personalities together to create unique content.
Server Release Date	May 13th
Server Version	1.20.4 Paper
Server Application	Application Form

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Do I need to be a content creator to join this server?

No, you do not need to be a content creator to join the REEL SMP server.

2. What is the server release date?

The server is set to be released on May 13th.

3. What server version is being used?

The server is using version 1.20.4 Paper.

4. How can I apply to join the SMP?

To apply to join the SMP, fill out the application form at the provided link.

Crafty Capitalist Kingdom

America, Aryan, capitalism, capitalist, communism, Conquest, Crafty, Earth, economic system, ENEMY, Expansion, founding fathers, idiot, Kike, Kingdom, MONEY, Peace, political system, Quiet, supply and demand, Traitor, white race, world conquest

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules and systems? Well, look no further! Join our server where we don’t believe in capitalism or communism – we believe in the power of the White Race conquering all!

Our server was founded by the Founding Fathers themselves (in Minecraft form, of course) who never used the word “capitalism” because it was made up by a kike. Instead, they built America on the principles of family expansion and conquering shitskins. Who needs money when you have supply and demand, am I right?

Join us and choose whatever political or economic system you want – as long as you’re a functioning White person and women don’t have “rights.” Communism and capitalism are just made-up concepts, but the White Race? That’s real. And so are our enemies.

Experience the thrill of conquest and economic motion on our server as we strive for Total Kike Death, Total Traitor Death, and Total Idiot Death. Once we conquer the Aryan World, we can finally enjoy peace and quiet for around 30 years. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the ultimate Minecraft conquest!

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Crafty Creeper Co. – Indians aren’t coding your job away, you just need more diamonds!

arent, career, coding, Competition, Crafty, creeper, diamonds, discrimination, Diversity, global market, hard work, Indians, Job, opportunity, outsourcing, PAJEET, Performance, perspective, Skills, software dev, Stereotypes, success, talent, Technology, work ethic

Are you tired of blaming Indians for taking over your software dev job? Well, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner pajeet!

Our server is filled with magical blocks that will help you build the most epic structures known to man. And if you’re feeling extra spicy, you can challenge other players to a build battle and show them who the real pajeet is!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary diamond pickaxe of Pajeet is hidden somewhere in our server. Find it and you’ll be granted with unlimited building powers beyond your wildest dreams!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just a software dev job loser, you’re a pajeet master of Minecraft!

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Cubium – Anarchy in Flat Minecraft server

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Do you still remember Anarchy in Flat? The top Anarchy in Flat Cubium has OPENED! You can create your own Clan there and be the main one on the server! Or develop calmly.. COMPLETE ANARCHY! Thank you for your attention❤️‍?

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V For Vanilla: The Anarchy of No Map Resets

Anarchy, authentic experience, Cheater-free, Community, dedicated hosting, Finnish server, Griefing allowed, Killing allowed, Map, multiplayer, no cheating, no Sethome, no TPA, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, Small Community, Survival, Unprotected spawn, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, vanilla smp, world border

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.20.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
Teleportation	No TPA or Sethome
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Modifications that provide unfair advantages over other players are not allowed. Please check with the admins before using any mods.

2. Are there any restrictions on building structures?

Players are free to build wherever they like, as long as they follow the server rules. However, griefing other players’ builds is allowed.

3. How often are there server events?

Server events are organized periodically by the admins. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements.

Fermium MC VS Hypixel

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Hypixel Server

Pros	Cons
One of the largest Minecraft servers	Can be overwhelming for new players due to the size and player count
Wide variety of minigames and game modes	Can experience lag due to high player count
Frequent updates and events	Can be competitive and challenging for casual players

Fermium MC Server

Pros	Cons
Small and friendly community	Limited number of players compared to larger servers
Unique features like ChestSort and Filtered Hoppers	May not have as many minigames or game modes
Tool Leveling system for enhanced gameplay	May not have as frequent updates as larger servers

FAQs

What is the player count on Hypixel compared to Fermium MC?

Hypixel has a much larger player count compared to Fermium MC. Hypixel is one of the largest Minecraft servers, while Fermium MC has a smaller community of around 10 players.

What unique features does Fermium MC offer?

Fermium MC offers unique features like ChestSort and Filtered Hoppers, as well as a Tool Leveling system that enhances gameplay by allowing tools to level up and gain enchants naturally.

Which server is better for new players?

For new players, Fermium MC may be a better choice as it has a small and friendly community which can be less overwhelming compared to the larger player count and wide variety of minigames on Hypixel.

WargameCraft – Where Warframe meets Minecraft!

Alerts, anniversary, booru, Builds, Buying, Calculator, Clan, Dps, DropTables, FAQ, meets, Minecraft, mirage, modding, PLAT, Prime Access, Returning Players, Riven, SELLING, Stream Times, Tierlists, update, Warframe, WargameCraft, Wiki

Welcome to our Mirage edition Minecraft server! If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then look no further. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a pastebin and a wiki that you MUST read before asking any questions. Why? Because we like to keep things mysterious and confusing, just like Mirage herself.

2. Want to join a clan? We have a directory just for that! But beware, some clans may require you to sacrifice a chicken in real life to join. It’s all part of the fun!

3. Need to buy or sell items? Look no further than our marketplace, where you can haggle with other players and maybe even trade your soul for a rare item.

4. Our server has a DPS calculator, because who doesn’t want to know how much damage they’re dealing to virtual enemies? It’s all about that virtual domination, baby.

5. And last but not least, our current update is called DANTE UNBOUND. What does that even mean? Who knows! But it sounds cool, right?

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to sacrifice a chicken for a clan. The possibilities are endless!

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GoosebumpCraft: Where Minecraft meets art and gives you literal chills! Join now for a spine-tingling adventure!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about those pesky zombies trying to eat your brains!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your very own roller coaster that launches you straight into the Nether! Don’t worry, we’ve got fire-resistant armor for that.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just make sure to bring plenty of carrots for your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of Steve himself! Rumor has it that whoever wields it gains the power to mine through bedrock like it’s butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to photobomb your epic builds.

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