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Minecraft SMP: AEW All In 2024CraftyCreeper

2024.., 2024CraftyCreeper, aew, All In, Beverages, Drinking, drinks, Entertainment, Event, Food, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Hangout, Lads, Minecraft, Party, smp, Snacking, SNACKS, socializing, sports, wrestling

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the snacks are as plentiful as the diamonds! Join us for a server full of epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive potato war that lasted for days. Potatoes flying everywhere, players running for cover, it was chaos in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary llama races. Picture this: llamas decked out in diamond armor, zooming around a racetrack while players place bets and cheer them on. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The snacks, of course! We’ve got a never-ending supply of virtual pizza, tacos, and even the occasional cake party. So grab your pickaxe and your favorite snack, because things are about to get crazy on our server.

CraftyLoveSecrets

BETRAYAL, biggest secret, Communication, confession, CraftyLoveSecrets, Deception, emotional baggage, Hidden Truth, Hiding, Honesty, honesty is the best policy, INTIMATE, long term relationship, Openness, partner, relationship, secret keeping, skeletons in the closet, Trust, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1888
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of hiding your secret double life as a Minecraft master from your partner? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and unleash your inner builder, explorer, and redstone wizard without worrying about your partner finding out. Who knows, maybe they have a secret Minecraft life too and you can build a virtual love nest together! Join now and let the pixelated adventures begin!

CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mines Excavated:	2925	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Void Gems Collected:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!

CraftyCountryKids

Access, children, Community, Connection, countryside, CraftyCountryKids, Environment, health, Impact, location, Nature, outdoors, research, Resources, Rural, socioeconomic status, socioeconomics, study, upbringing, Urban, well-being

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9390	Votes:	8225
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. OUR VIRTUAL LANDSCAPE IS SO LIT, YOU’LL FORGET YOU’RE EVEN IN A SIMULATION.

WE GOT TREES THAT TALK AND DIAMONDS THAT SING. OUR VIRTUAL ECONOMY IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE ROLLING IN VIRTUAL RICHES IN NO TIME.

FORGET ABOUT REAL LIFE, COME JOIN US AND LET YOUR INNER CHILD RUN WILD. OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ON A PERMANENT VACATION IN THE MOST EPIC FANTASY LAND EVER.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET.

ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, battle, challenge, Combat, Conquer, control, discipline, DOMINANCE, fierce, formidable, Minecraft, obey, power, Server, Shieldmaiden, ShieldmaidenCraft, strength, STRONG, Swedish, Viking, warrior, warrior woman, woman warrior

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1664	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8767
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

AFL, AFL game, assault, Carlton, Carlton’s place, Dogs, FINAL, final game, fred, ha, Higgins, home advantage, home final, Lads, Minecraft, Mr Higgins, must win, overtake, PORT, Secure, showdown, smp, the final, WIN

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

bereavement, comforting a friend, comforting words, Condolences, coping with grief, dealing with loss, Emotional support, expressing condolences, grief support, GriefCraft, grieving parent, Grieving Process, healing after loss, inappropriate remarks, insensitive comments, loss of a child, mourning parent, Oops, Portal, supporting a grieving parent, Sympathy, words of comfort, words of empathy, wrong

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!

ToothGrow Minecraft Server

clinical trial, Dental, dental care, dental innovation, dental procedure, dental research, dental science, dental technology, dental treatment, grow teeth, Japan, Medical research, Medicine, Minecraft, oral health, regenerative medicine, Server, tooth development, tooth growth, tooth regeneration, tooth replacement, tooth restoration, ToothGrow

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	213
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Towns Built:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

aerial assault, Air, airstrikes, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, defense tactics, Heblocraft, hezbollah, Israeli Air Force, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, jets, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, preemptive strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Towns Built:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Potions Brewed:	152	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!