p2w edition Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineTarkov – Where Minecraft meets Escape from Tarkov!

ammo charts, arena website, armor penetration, change list, Discord, eftg, EoD, Escape, escape from tarkov, game destroying features, grooming servers., inertia nerfed, limb penetration, meets, Minecraft, MineTarkov, newfags, official SPT, p2w edition, P2W rugpull trailer, patch notes, quest tracker, russian sneedware, Spring event, spt, Tarkov, tarkov needs

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Zombie Dances:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to the P2W edition of our Minecraft server! Our latest patch includes nerfing inertia, reworking armor and limb penetration, and introducing the Spring event where you can pay 250 bucks for official SPT or 120 for stuff you were promised when you bought EOD. But wait, there’s more! We also have brand new game-destroying features that will blow your mind!

Join us for the most outrageous gameplay experience ever seen in Minecraft. Our server is so P2W that you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time. Watch our latest rugpull trailer that will leave you in stitches and check out our 0.14 Patch notes for all the juicy details.

But that’s not all, we have an Arena website where you can battle it out with other players, get the latest Russian sneedware, and access our handy ammo charts to dominate the competition. For the newfags, we have written guides and quest trackers to help you on your journey.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, /eftg/ has no discord, any discord links posted are from tranny or homo grooming servers. Get SPT here and let the chaos begin!

Bubz Basement

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Potions Brewed:	61
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ores Mined:	3512
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

A survival server that incorporates Rpg elements to extend the gameplay cycle. Community oriented and open to player suggestions. Welcoming both builders and pvp oriented players. Constant monthly updates with new contents including new boss and custom items.

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/nuVrEuGnpK

play.bubzbasement.com

Heiancraft Network

Adrenaline, Adventure, bedrock, Biomes, Combat Skills, Community, Crates, custom enchantments, Earth, Economy, Friendly, heianbox, Heiancraft.network, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, Pets, Pinata, Protections, pvp arena, Server, Shop, Survival, survival earth, Welcoming

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchantments Applied:	238
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

java ip:heiancraft.holy.gg bedrock ip:va8.holy.gg:26109 Welcome to HeianCraft Network!

A place where happiness and fun are guaranteed. Here, you can spend great moments with your friends and make new ones within a friendly and welcoming community.

Our server features two exciting game modes:

Survival Earth: Explore a world full of fascinating places and diverse biomes. Find crates with amazing rewards, enjoy custom enchantments, adopt pets and secure your progress with protections. You can also set up your own shop in the shop, face other players in the PvP Arena and look for the piñata full of surprises. There is so much to discover!

heianBox boxpvp: An action-packed mode where you can demonstrate your combat skills and enjoy the adrenaline.

What are you waiting for? Join heiancraft Network now and start your adventure!

heiancraft.holy.gg:26109

Live Liver Minecraft Server

alcohol metabolism, bile production, Detoxification, digestion, health, hepatic system, Live, liver, liver cells, liver cleanse, liver detox, liver disease, liver enzymes, liver function, liver health, liver regeneration, Liver Support, main purpose, metabolism, Minecraft, Organ, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8568	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1893	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the liver’s main purpose is to live… literally! Our server is so wild and wacky that even the organs have a life of their own. Join us for a chance to see livers running around, partying it up, and living their best lives in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that takes you on a thrilling ride through a volcano filled with lava sharks. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!

So come on over to our server and experience the liver’s true purpose of living, along with all the other crazy adventures waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Bad Luck Minecraft SMP

#group mentality, bad, base desires, buddhist texts, community values, corrupt ideologies, Cruelty, cultural norms, ethical standards, Human nature, ideologies, implicit values, LUCK, Minecraft, moral compass, personal growth, philosophical principles, rationality, SELF AWARENESS, smp, Social Cohesion, societal decay, strong communities, Vengeance

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of falling back into your base animal desires or creating convoluted ideologies just to justify your cruel vengeance on others? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and be part of a strong community that will help you draw values and keep you from going off the deep end.

We have players who have transcended their base desires and have created rational ideologies that will blow your mind. Forget about those Buddhist texts, we’ve got something even better – a community that will support you and help you become the best version of yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to your animalistic tendencies and hello to a community that will help you thrive. Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every Tuesday! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Damage, dented keyboard, ex wife, ExWifePayback, family dynamics, financial responsibility, gaming hobby, gaming laptop, Minecraft, payment, Projects, Property, Receipt, relationships, school laptop, Server, smashed screen, step kids, STEPDAUGHTER, tests

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Animals Bred:	84

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the real world, but also thrives in the virtual realm! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Looking for a place to escape from the chaos of your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Who needs a gaming laptop when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only test you have to worry about is surviving the night?

Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of dealing with stepkids and their bio mom. And hey, if you happen to accidentally drop something heavy on your virtual creations, we won’t ask you to pay us back for it (unless it’s diamonds, of course).

So come on down to our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends to help you navigate through the ups and downs of virtual life. Just remember, in our world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game!

CraftyCreeperWeightShamer

#workout, body image, CraftyCreeperWeightShamer, denial, fear, health, hurtful, income, Insecurities, lung infection, medication, oral steroids, overweight, PRESSURE, professional narrator, self-conscious, Sensitive, Support, voiceover, weight

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8749
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	119	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219
Void Gems Collected:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – on our server, you can also experience the thrill of virtual fencing matches and strut your stuff on the catwalk as a part-time model*!

Forget about your insecurities and focus on having a blast in our virtual world. And don’t worry about gaining a few pounds, because in Minecraft, everyone is perfect just the way they are – even if you’re not exactly attractive in real life (we won’t judge!).

So come join us on our server and leave your worries behind. Who needs abs when you can have a diamond sword and a pixelated runway to strut your stuff on?

*Disclaimer: Fencing and modeling may not actually be available on our server, but we promise you’ll still have a great time!

Misconception: Adulting is easy SMP: AdultingIsHardMinecraft

adult life, Adulthood, adulting, AdultingIsHardMinecraft, career choices, common misconception, Decision making, Earlier, easySMP, financial independence, learning experiences, Life skills, mental health, Misconception, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, societal expectations, Stress Management, Time management, wish someone had explained, work-life balance

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	New Chunks Explored:	876302
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	102	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against creepers, hilarious pranks on fellow players, and a thriving economy where diamonds are the currency of choice.

Forget about adult responsibilities like paying bills and doing taxes – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough food to survive the night. And trust us, with our custom food mod that includes bacon-wrapped diamond sandwiches and enchanted golden apples, you’ll never go hungry again.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons awaits those brave enough to seek it out. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Leave adulting behind and join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

RedditRejectsMC

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of Redditors hating on your favorite things? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all the things that Redditors love to hate on! From creepers blowing up your house to mining straight down, we embrace all the controversial Minecraft tactics that will have you laughing all the way to the diamond mine. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs – because who needs Redditors’ approval anyway?

CraftyMuskFascists

Australia, australian government, Censorship, controversial statements, CraftyMuskFascists, Democracy, digital age, elon musk, fascists, freedom of speech, Government, media regulation, Misinformation, misinformation law, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, social media, tech industry, Technology

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Votes:	4684	Zombie Dances:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

so, like, u kno how musk is all like “yo, australian government, u r fascists for tryna make me pay for misinformation on my site”? well, this server is like the opposite of that. we ENCOURAGE misinformation cuz who needs facts when u can have FUN, amirite? come join us for a wild ride of fake news and crazy conspiracies. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the alien technology we stole from Area 51. join now before the lizard people shut us down! #freedomofmisinformation #elonrules #lizardpeople2021

What is the IP for Typical Gamer Minecraft Server?

#gamer, Minecraft, Server, Typical

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Typical Gamer, real name Andre Rebelo, is a popular Canadian gaming YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his entertaining and high-energy gameplay videos. With over 10 million subscribers on YouTube and a strong following on Twitch, Typical Gamer has established himself as a prominent figure in the gaming community. He uploads daily videos of him playing a variety of games, including Fortnite, Grand Theft Auto, and Call of Duty, often engaging with his audience and showcasing his impressive gaming skills. Typical Gamer is also known for his charity work and collaborations with other popular YouTubers and streamers.