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MineTarkov – Where Minecraft meets Escape from Tarkov!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6148	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Welcome to the P2W edition of our Minecraft server! Our latest patch includes nerfing inertia, reworking armor and limb penetration, and introducing the Spring event where you can pay 250 bucks for official SPT or 120 for stuff you were promised when you bought EOD. But wait, there’s more! We also have brand new game-destroying features that will blow your mind!

Join us for the most outrageous gameplay experience ever seen in Minecraft. Our server is so P2W that you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time. Watch our latest rugpull trailer that will leave you in stitches and check out our 0.14 Patch notes for all the juicy details.

But that’s not all, we have an Arena website where you can battle it out with other players, get the latest Russian sneedware, and access our handy ammo charts to dominate the competition. For the newfags, we have written guides and quest trackers to help you on your journey.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, /eftg/ has no discord, any discord links posted are from tranny or homo grooming servers. Get SPT here and let the chaos begin!

Pregnant Dude Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, comedy, Comical, double take, dude, funny, Gender Roles, hilarious, humor, irony, Minecraft, odd, Pregnant, quirky, satire, smp, strange, Surprise, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one of our players, let’s call him Steve, accidentally ate a golden apple and turned into a pig for a week. It was hilarious watching him try to build with hooves!

But that’s not all, folks. We have epic PvP battles that end in players riding pigs into battle while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection. And don’t even get me started on the time when our resident redstone expert built a working roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava. It was a sight to behold!

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground dance party that happens every full moon? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Who knows, you might even witness the funny moment when that dude on the right got pregnant. Trust me, it’s a story for the ages!

What is the IP for Blooprint Minecraft Server?

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6037	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	7312	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Blooprint is a talented music producer and songwriter known for his catchy melodies and innovative production style. He has worked with numerous artists and has a growing catalog of hit songs. Blooprint’s ability to blend genres and create unique soundscapes sets him apart in the music industry. Keep an eye on this rising star as he continues to make waves in the music world.

Game Day Minecraft Server

Activity, amusement, Board Games, card games, computer games, Day, Entertainment, Fun, Game, game night, games, Gaming, gaming experience, gaming session, leisure, Minecraft, mobile games, Online Games, Pastime, Play, Recreation, Server, Today, video games

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Votes:	4709
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Villages Defended:	18	Void Gems Collected:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Oh, just the usual – I tamed a herd of flying pigs, rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and built a castle out of rainbow blocks. And that was all before breakfast on our epic Minecraft server!

Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Our server is home to a community of players who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces and battling mythical creatures like the dreaded Cactus King and the elusive Diamond Dragon.

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, you read that right). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

“Why so much hate on male self insert characters” Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, bland, Chad, Character, Characters, criticism, dunning kruger, FANTASY, Gender Roles, Girls, harem fantasies, hate, insert, Male, male self insert, married life, Minecraft, monogamic, Projection, Protagonist, Shoujo self insert, smp, soulless, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring, soulless protagonists in your Minecraft SMP? Look no further! Join our server where you can project all your harem fantasies onto a character who is just as bland and annoying as you want them to be. Surround yourself with a group of amazing girls who are way out of your league, and somehow still manage to attract Chad’s attention. It’s a monogamous married life waiting to happen, so why not join us today? Pic unrelated, but the fun you’ll have is guaranteed!

Lady Rage Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Potions Brewed:	35
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a group of government workers on a girls’ night out? Look no further! Our server is filled with women in civil servant and government jobs who are not afraid to show off their…uh, skills. From police officers to firefighters, these ladies are breaking all the rules and turning tradition on its head. Join us if you want to see some real action – both on and off duty! Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server. 😉🚔🔥 #GirlsGoneMinecraft #TraditionBreakers #JoinTheFun

Curious Minecraft SMP Art Critics

Analysis, art, art critics, art world, artist, artwork, Assessment, commentary, Critics, critique, Curious, discussion, Evaluation, Feedback, Interpretation, judgment, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, Painting, perspective, response, review, smp, Viewpoint

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people build are dirt houses and cobblestone towers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate art gallery of Minecraft! We have players creating masterpieces that would make even Picasso jealous. From pixel art of giant chickens to statues of famous historical figures made entirely out of diamond blocks, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic Minecraft drama you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players fighting over a virtual piece of land, using TNT cannons and lava buckets to settle their dispute. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of builders, pranksters, and drama queens all in one place? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT cannons).

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Bag of Blocks – Minecraft Server

4koma, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blocks, blue archive, Chise, Commissions, Events, field, general, Grand Assault, guides, Heavy Armor, hovercraft, Izuna, lessons, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Urban

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for epic battles, insane events, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing for days.

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a grand assault on Binah, an urban torment with heavy armor. But wait, there’s a twist – the armor is made of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese armor. And if that’s not enough, we also have a limit break assault where you have to fend off the fury of Set while wearing a tutu. It’s madness, it’s mayhem, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most exclusive banners featuring characters in swimsuits. Because why fight in regular armor when you can battle it out in a bikini? And don’t even get us started on the patch notes – they’re wilder than a herd of llamas on a rampage.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Weed Bro or Hashish Buddy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5789
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	77
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the dankest place to be for all you weed bros and hashish buddies out there!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are all high on enchanted golden apples and the creepers explode in a rainbow of colors. We’ve got a secret underground base where we grow the rarest strains of Minecraft weed and trade them for emeralds.

But beware, the server owner is a crazy wizard who can turn you into a chicken if you dare to challenge him in a build battle. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama that roams the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

So if you’re ready for a truly lit Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of weed and wonder!

Lolli Skates Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will guide you through building the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, emerald ore, and even a hidden portal to the Nether. But shh, don’t tell anyone!

3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit surrounded by flying pigs. It’s a battle like no other, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

4. We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game wear party hats and dance to dubstep music. It’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join Lollerskates today and experience Minecraft like never before!