OyyCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

Conspiracy, CREEPERS, Deception, defense system, disbelief, EYES, Goyim, interception rate, Kvetch, Manipulation, military defense, missile defense, missiles intercepted, Oyy Vey, OyyCraft, Propaganda, Schmooze, skepticism, Swear, Technology, Trust, Truth, Videos, villagers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/900	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Void Armor Forged:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.

ForeverCraft

age, age limit, age-related diseases, aging, aging gracefully, Aging population, aging process, centenarian, ForeverCraft, gerontology, health span, life expectancy, life extension, life span., LIFESPAN, lifespan goals, living longer, Longevity, longevity research, mortality, quality of life

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/600	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of respawning in real life every time you die? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can respawn as many times as you want! Join us and live forever in blocky bliss. Who needs aging when you can build epic structures and battle creepers for eternity? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to discover the key to immortality. So come join us and become a Minecraft legend…literally!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Awareness, children, Community, Condolences, crime, death, Grief, Heartbreaking, Incident, investigation, Justice, KidzCraft, Minecraft, mourning, News, Police, Safety, Server, Support, Tragedy, uk, violence

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/200	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Star Shards Collected:	261
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	32362	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

LOL come join our minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the UK news is talking about it! we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll be dying to play (but hopefully not like those poor girls in the news, yikes). our server is so epic, it’s like a virtual playground where you can build and explore and make friends and maybe even find buried treasure (or dead bodies, haha just kidding… unless?). so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories together (hopefully not the kind that end up on the news)!

ChávezCraft: Post-Election Chaos

anger, Chaos, ChávezCraft, controversy, Democracy, Destruction, Government, Hugo Chávez, Latin America, leader, opposition, Political, post-election, PostElection, PROTESTS, Régime, revolution, Socialist, Statues, TURMOIL, Unrest, Vandalism, Venezuela

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/900	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant hugo chávez statues and protect them from crazy post-election unrest in venezuela!!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures as we defend our statues with our lives!!! join now and be a part of the most insane and chaotic server ever!!! hugo chávez would be proud of our dedication and bravery!!!

GlobalCraft: Labor Divide

divide, economic disparity, equal pay, global economy, Global Income, Global North, Global South, global workforce, GlobalCraft, Income Discrepancy, income disparity, income inequality, Labor, Labour Availability, Labour Contribution, Labour Market, Northern Consumption, Skill Disparity, Southern Workers, wage disparity, wages, worker exploitation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/600	Votes:	438
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like da wild wild west of blocky adventures, fam. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep, it’s lit af.

imagine a world where u can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a cowboy, yeehaw! and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties where u can battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs.

plus, our server is so inclusive that even zombies and skeletons are welcome to join in on the fun. we believe in equal opportunities for all, even if u have no skin or flesh.

so come on down to our server and be part of the revolution, where the Global South meets the Global North in a clash of blocky proportions. who needs real world wages when u can be rollin’ in virtual diamonds and emeralds, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again, one pixel at a time.

Welcome to the server where even the janitor can be a hero! Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning skills rule! Apply now!

app, apply, BUILD, cleaning, CLOSET, Community, culture, Discord, era, Events, Fun, genre, Hero, janitor, Janitors, Lore, nation, Nations, Plugins, Religion, Roleplay, rule, Server, Skills, smp, Story, Style, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3687
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to ingame fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugins
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ

Q: What is the Janitor’s Closet Minecraft server?

A: The Janitor’s Closet is a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP where players can create their own cultures, nations, and stories.

Q: Is there a specific build theme on the server?

A: No, players are encouraged to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer to create unique and diverse environments.

Q: Are players allowed to create their own religions and cultures?

A: Yes, players are welcome to create their own religions and cultures, but they can also join existing ones on the server.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, the server hosts fun events ranging from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

Q: Is joining the Discord server mandatory?

A: Yes, joining the Discord server is required for all players. A quick application must be filled out after reading the rules to filter out any unwanted individuals.

Coalburner’s Seething Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, activism, Anons, brotherhood, clown world, coalburner, coalburners, Confrontation, empowerment, force, fuckup, Minecraft, Observe, RAGE, resistance, Seething, Server, Silence, social justice, solidarity, strength, Unity

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/300	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5164
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we witness the epic battle of coalburners and based men! Witness the pure, unbridled rage of a coalburner when confronted, as they try to escape their past mistakes. Join us as we confront degeneracy in this clown world and become a force to be reckoned with. Together, we will rise above the chaos and bring order to the Minecraft universe. So come join us, brothers, and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

SipSquadCoffeeCrafters – Minecraft SMP

Aftertaste, barista, Beverage, black coffee, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, coffee lover, coffee shop, Creamer, dairy, drink, flavor, half & half, Minecraft, morning pick-me-up, morning routine, Preference, SipSquadCoffeeCrafters, smp, Sugar, Taste, Water

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/800	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

#SelfEsteem, aita, Argument, BabyDaddyDrama, BEDROOM, child, custody, doormat, ex, family, Father, House, Men, Minecraft, peoplepleaser, Raising, relationship, rental, SELLING, Server, stay

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/200	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through crazy situations like letting your ex crash at your Minecraft house because he’s been kicked out of his rental! Imagine the chaos of trying to build separate bedrooms for you, your child, and your ex while still trying to maintain some sense of sanity.

But fear not, because on our server, you can build, explore, and create without any pesky exes trying to crash your party. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless, of course, you want to recreate it in Minecraft form!

WeddingDressDramaCraft

Borrow, Boundaries, bride, custom made, Decision making, dress shopping, Effort, family, inanimate objects, love, Marriage, Personal, PRESSURE, refusal, relationship, Safe, selfish, sister, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressDramaCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/900	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Animals Bred:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that values personal boundaries and individuality? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of saying no when it comes to borrowing wedding dresses!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds, just like the one where a player’s sister demanded to borrow their wedding dress. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you give in to the pressure and share your precious in-game items?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being an “asshole” or selfish – we celebrate your right to keep your virtual possessions safe and sound. So come on over and experience the craziness for yourself – who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server!

TalentCraft: Hidden Skills Unleashed

hidden, hidden skill, hidden talent, hidden talent reveal, mysterious talent, obscure talent, rare ability, rare talent, secret ability, Skills, special gift, special talent, surprising skill, surprising talent, TalentCraft, uncommon ability, undiscovered talent, unexpected skill, unique skill, unique talent showcase, unknown talent, Unleashed, unusual hobby, unusual talent

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/500	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you secretly a Minecraft wizard in disguise? Do you possess the power to build pixelated castles with just a flick of your wrist? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft realm where your hidden talents will finally be appreciated. Whether you can summon creepers with a snap of your fingers or turn diamonds into cookies, this server is the place for you. Don’t keep your talents hidden any longer – come show them off and join the wackiest, most whimsical Minecraft community out there!