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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 5227 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.
So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.