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Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, defense forces, extremist group, Havoc, heckin, hezbollah, HIDEOUT, idf, Israel, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant organization, military operation, Minecraft, PvP, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, targeted attack, terrorists, underground headquarters, War on Terror

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	1685	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mines Excavated:	2891	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5417
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	839364
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Votes:	9921

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	289	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, Communication, cooking restrictions, cross-contamination, depression, family dynamics, food allergies, food labeling., guest accommodations, guest behavior, guest etiquette, HangryCraft, latex allergies, meal prep, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, safe food, Server, takeout, understanding allergies

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

BlockyBlunders

adoption, adoptive parent, biological son, blended family, BlockyBlunders, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, emotional intelligence, family history, friendship, Honesty, medical history, parenting, past experiences, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Trust

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	1760
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

RedditVsIRL

acceptable, community standards, controversial topics, digital interactions, digital platforms, hate, internet culture, internet discussions, online behavior, online communities, online etiquette, public perception, Real Life, reddit, RedditVsIRL, social media, social norms, societal norms, unpopular opinions, virtual communities

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3156
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Votes:	4140
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of Reddit’s constant judgment and criticism? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally be free to do the things Reddit hates without fear of downvotes! Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, create a shrine dedicated to pineapple on pizza, or even start a cult worshipping the almighty avocado toast – the possibilities are endless! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild in a world where being weird is celebrated, not shamed. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, north korean, political tension, seoul, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, War, world affairs

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Towns Built:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

MissileFailCraft

#classified information, aircraft, cover up, Defense, drone, EMBARRASSING, Espionage, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Missile, MissileFailCraft, reconnaissance, Russian, secret, SECURITY, stealth, Surveillance, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!