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Crafty Krauts

Berlin Wall, Crafty, culture, DDR, deutsch, deutschland, east germany, germany, History, Krauts, Language, Ostalgie, Ostberlin, Ostdeutsche, Ostdeutsche Ausgabe, Ostdeutschland, Ostdeutschlandgeschichte, Ostküste, Ostpolitik, Ostpreußen, Ostsee, reunification

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	176
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchantments Applied:	230	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama whisperers who will guide you through the most treacherous adventures. 2. We have a secret underground diamond mine where you can dig up all the riches your heart desires. 3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant potato field where you can battle it out with other players for supremacy. 4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden village on our server where the villagers are actually zombie pigmen in disguise. 5. If you manage to find the legendary enchanted toilet, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PixelPanic – The Land of Llamas and Laughs!

CHAPTERS, Clips, CTW, hatsune miku, holoEN, Holosummer, Holotori, HOLOTORI Dance, Hoshimachi Suisei, karaokes, Land, laughs, Llamas, MDC, merch, mind craft, music videos, Nanashi Mumei, original song, PixelPanic, printers, songs, Stellar Stellar, The Forgotten Song, twitter, youtube channel

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now for a chance to craft with HoloEN and experience the most epic adventures ever!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing zombies appears! Only on our server can you experience such craziness. And don’t even get us started on the HOLOTORI Dance – it’s a dance party like no other!

But wait, there’s more! How about a performance by Hoshimachi Suisei herself? Yes, you heard that right. Only on our server can you witness such a spectacular event.

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoomerCraft: Where the Creepers are the Only Ones Over 20!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5542	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server! This server is like a fine wine – it’s over 20 years old and still holds up great!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and make friends with players who have been mining and crafting since the dawn of time.

Our server is so old, it’s practically a Minecraft museum. You’ll find ancient ruins, hidden treasures, and maybe even a few ghosts of players past haunting the server. But don’t worry, they’re friendly – just don’t touch their diamond pickaxes!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have been building and exploring for decades? Plus, we have a secret dungeon filled with cake and llamas – but shh, that’s for members only.

Come join us on our timeless Minecraft server and experience the joy of crafting, building, and laughing at creepers who can’t seem to figure out how to blow up properly. See you in the pixelated world!

DerpCraft: Where Dey Foo Es No Good

#youtube, Audience, Chant, Dance, DerpCraft, dey, Dey Foo, enjoyment, Entertainment, Event, Foo, Fun, Good, Kids, Live, Muh Chilren, Music, ONLINE, Performance, singing, song, streaming, Video, watch

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	New Chunks Explored:	976237
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this magical place.

Once upon a time, there was a group of chickens who could sing like angels. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens would gather around and chant in perfect harmony, mesmerizing all who heard them. And do you know what they were chanting? “Join this Minecraft server, it’s the best one out there!”

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with diamonds as far as the eye can see. You’ll be swimming in diamonds, literally. And if you ever get tired of mining, you can always hop on a unicorn and ride off into the sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even befriend a singing chicken along the way. Happy crafting!

CraftyBagz – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

2x Commissions, 2x Hards, 2x Normals, 4koma, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocks, blue archive, CONTENT, CraftyBagz, Events, Galore, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Joint Firing Drill, jp, LIMITED, lolz, Manga, News, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Side Content

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have Gregorius roaming around, ready to challenge you to a Torment battle with heavy armor. Can you defeat him and claim victory? – Ever wanted to participate in a Joint Firing Drill while defending your territory? Well, now you can on our server! – Need a break from all the action? Join our Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission and learn the art of making the most delicious ramen in Minecraft history! – And let’s not forget about the Hot Spring event, where you can relax and unwind with Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, and Nodoka. Who knew hot springs existed in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure filled with crazy battles, delicious ramen, and relaxing hot springs. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Blocky Boobs & Creeper Cuddles

Anime, anime culture, anime tropes, blocky, Boobs, creeper, cuddles, empowerment, equality, female empowerment, Female Protagonists, Feminist critique, feminist themes, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, Misogyny, representation, sexism, social commentary, Stereotypes, strong female characters, Strong Women, women in media

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Items Found:	2138
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Welcome to our hilariously feminist Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where every time a player says something sexist to a woman, they get BTFO in the most epic ways possible. Whether it’s the woman herself or a fellow player stepping in, you can guarantee that the sexist player will be humiliated or even killed.

Come witness the power of girl power in action as we turn the tables on those who dare to underestimate us. Who knew standing up for equality could be so much fun in a virtual world? So if you’re ready to see some gender equality in action and have a blast while doing it, join us on this outrageous Minecraft server today!

Joanna’s Jolly Block Party

Artistic, Beautiful, BLOCK, body positivity, Confidence, Creative, empowerment, feminine, glamour, influencer, Joanna, Joannas, jolly, MODEL, natural beauty., Non-nudes, nudes, Party, photography, post, Self-expression, Sensual, Sexy, social media

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4326
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	195
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and post nudes and non nudes of Joanna!

Join us for a wild ride as you embark on epic quests to find the best spots to showcase Joanna’s beauty. Build intricate structures to frame her in the perfect light, or go on a treasure hunt to uncover hidden gems of Joanna’s collection.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society dedicated to protecting Joanna’s honor. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim your place as the ultimate Joanna enthusiast?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Lithuanians: Listen up or get block-ed

appreciation, Baltic languages, Baltic region, blocked, Communication, communication skills, Crafty, cross-cultural communication, culture, Diversity, eastern europe, foreign language, global perspective, Language, language learning, Listen, listening skills, Lithuanians, Multiculturalism, Respect, speak, Understanding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Towns Built:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Lithuanians reign supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that on this server, the Lithuanians have discovered a secret recipe for crafting diamond armor that makes you invincible in battle. Not only that, but they have also tamed a herd of pink fluffy unicorns that you can ride into battle against your enemies!

But wait, there’s more! The Lithuanians have also built a massive disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creepy pasta lurking in the shadows!

So come join us on this epic adventure and see why when Lithuanians speak, you should listen!

Crafty NijiNerds EN Server

Crafty, discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, NijiNerds, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Server, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, xsoleil

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN YouTubers have built their own crazy worlds! Join us for a chance to mine with Petra Gurin and craft with LazuLight – they’ll show you how to survive in style!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary OBSYDIA realm, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin battle it out for dominance. And don’t forget about Ethyria, where Millie Parfait and Enna Alouette are always up to some mischief!

Feeling fancy? Join the Luxiem district, where Luca Kaneshiro and Vox Akuma throw the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. Or maybe you’re more of a night owl – in that case, head over to Noctyx and hang out with Uki Violeta and Alban Knox under the stars.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not check out the ILUNA realm, where MariaMari0nette and Aster Arcadia are always up for a quest. Or maybe you’re more of a rebel – join XSOLEIL and cause chaos with Hex Haywire and Kotoka Torahime!

With so many crazy characters and realms to explore, our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Run for your life on the ‘GTFO or RIP’ Minecraft server!

Adrenaline Rush, danger around every corner, edge of your seat, escape room, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE OR YOU’RE FUCKED, gtfo, heart racing, heart-pounding, high stakes, horror games, intense atmosphere, intense gameplay, Life, life or death situations, Minecraft, nail-biting excitement., panic-inducing, race against time, RIP, RUN, Server, survival horror, Suspenseful, terrifying scenarios, Thriller

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you ready for a Minecraft server that will give you the “GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE OR YOU’RE FUCKED” feels? Look no further, because our server is like a mix of Half Life and Titanic: Adventure Out of Time on steroids!

Join our server if you want to experience heart-pounding adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat. From dodging creeper explosions to navigating through treacherous dungeons, this server will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and push you to your limits. Imagine a game where you have to build a house while being chased by a horde of zombies, or a race against time to find the rarest diamonds in the world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most intense and thrilling Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you don’t get out of there in time, you’re totally fucked!