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Nina’s Blocky Adventures – Saotome’s Minecraft Madness

#youtube, Adventures, blocky, covers, Gaming, hard work, indies, kusoge, madness, Minecraft, Nina Saotome, NINAS, powerful voice, r18, Retro, rpgs, Saotomes, singing, sisterly personality, sultry voice, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Nina’s trip to Japan? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Nina Saotome herself!

Join us for some retro gaming, kusoge adventures, and RPG madness, all while listening to Nina’s powerful and sultry singing voice. She may even serenade you with her sisterly personality and hard work ethic.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive R18 content on Twitter that will make your jaw drop! And if you miss any of the action, don’t worry, we have unofficial VOD archives that you can binge-watch for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness that is Nina and her world of gaming, singing, and zatsudan. Who knows, you might even become a part of her next epic adventure!

18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!

18 inches, can, challenge, Community, controversial, digital trends, discussion, funny, Gamers, Gaming, handle, humor, impaler, Inches, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, online forum, Server, social media, trolling, Ultimate, V, video games, viral

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see if you can handle 18 inches of the impaler! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – we’re talking about the legendary sword in our game that will strike fear into your enemies (and maybe make them question their life choices).

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the mobs have dating preferences!

#youtube, attraction, Boundaries, Choices, Communication, Connection, consent, Crafty, CREEPERS, DATING, Decision making, desire, emotions, feelings, Intimacy, love, mobs, Partners, Preferences, relationships, romance, sex, Video

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	59	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6655
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a whole village of sexy villagers just waiting for you to…um…interact with them. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you have a preference for one villager over the others. Just make sure to bring your pickaxe and your…uh…charm? Yeah, let’s go with charm. So come join us for a wild time filled with questionable decisions and unforgettable memories. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

CraftyChanCup – Gomen Edition – Memes & Mayhem Await! Join Now!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where boards of the 4chan imageboard come to life and compete in a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer. Each team embodies the unique culture of their board, with players representing different facets of their online community. And get this – all the matches are AI versus AI, but YOU get to manage the teams and make tactical decisions during games. It’s like being the coach of the weirdest soccer team ever!

Join us for the most intense and hilarious matches you’ll ever witness. Watch as teams die, some survive, and an average of 6.92 goals are scored in each game. It’s a wild ride of shitposting, memes, and pure chaos. So come on, jump into this wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for virtual soccer and internet culture. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

PeggedCraft: Where Girls Rule and Boys Drool

BDSM, Boundaries, Boys, Communication, consent, Desires, Dominant, Domination, Drool, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, Girls, Intimacy, kink, Open-mindedness, PeggedCraft, pegging, relationships, rule, sexual exploration, submissive, taboo, Trust

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	251	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Animals Bred:	95
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of searching for a girl who will dominate you and peg you in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community of dominant ladies ready to fulfill your wildest fantasies! From building dungeons to role-playing as your mistress, you’ll never be bored on our server. Join now and let the pegging begin!

Blocky Beauties: The ‘Precure’ Minecraft Madness

action-packed, Adventure, Anime, beauties, blocky, Colorful, cute, Empowering, FANTASY, fighting evil, friendship, Heartwarming, inspiring, japanese animation, madness, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, Precure, Saving the World, teamwork, transformation, TUESDAY, Wandafuru

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Tuesday Wandafuru. Legend has it that Tuesday once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a stack of raw potatoes. And that’s not all – they built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But that’s not the only reason to join this server. Our community is made up of the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. We have regular build battles where players compete to create the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’ll see next.

And if you’re looking for adventure, look no further than our custom dungeons and quests. Rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on Tuesday Wandafuru’s Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughs, challenges, and unforgettable moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PolandCraft: Where the creepers dance the polka and the villagers say ‘dzień dobry!’

Baltic Sea, base, Beautiful landscapes, Central Europe, CREEPERS, culture, Dance, Dobry, DZIEŃ, eastern europe, european union, Historical landmarks, History, Krakow, medieval architecture, Poland, PolandCraft, Polish, polka, Schengen Zone, slavic, tourism, traditional cuisine, travel, villagers, Vistula River, Warsaw

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most epic and outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us on our server where Poland is the base of all operations. That’s right, we have transformed Poland into the ultimate Minecraft paradise. Build your castle in the heart of Warsaw, mine for diamonds in the depths of Krakow, and battle creepers in the streets of Gdansk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who control the economy of the entire server. Join forces with them and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of friendly llamas who roam the server, offering quests and challenges for you to complete. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘WoW Retail Edition’

Addictive, Adventure, classic, Community, Edition, Enjoyed, Expansion, FANTASY, Gaming, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online gaming, player, private servers, Retail, role playing, Talk me out of it, World of Warcraft, wotlk, wow

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Oh boy, do I have the perfect server for you! This Minecraft server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Picture this: instead of fighting dragons and demons, you’ll be battling giant creepers riding on flying pigs. And forget about mining for diamonds, on this server, you’ll be mining for rainbow-colored unicorn poop that can be used to craft the most epic weapons and armor.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can participate in our weekly “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of cake.

So, what do you say? Are you ready to leave the world of wotlk private servers behind and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ZionCraft: Where even creepers are part of the conspiracy

activism, Adl, anti-Jewish, Censorship, Conspiracy, controversy, CREEPERS, criminalize, discrimination, dissent, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, Israel, Jewish community, leaked meeting, leaked video, part, Plan, Propaganda, social justice, ZioNCraft, zionist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of being oppressed by the ADL and their sneaky Zionist plans? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and fight back against the tyranny with your fellow blocky rebels. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, and even a secret portal that leads straight to the ADL headquarters (just kidding…or are we?). So come join us and let’s show those pesky Zionists that we won’t be silenced!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

agdg, agdg logo, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, club, Crafty, Creators, Demo Day 55, Demo Day 56, Demo Days, ecelebs, game development, grifters, handbrake, helpful links, Logo, new threads, Noobs, obs project, Previous thread, Pros, steam games, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of ecelebs and grifters taking over your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual llama rodeo and the legendary chicken jousting tournament. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Dance Off.”

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who needs ecelebs when you have us?