Overcoming Hate MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Chasing Dreams Not Bitches

Focus, AMBITION, inspirational quotes, hustle mentality, success

Join the Server that Will Teach You Quantum Minecraft! Or Maybe Not?

Welcome, brave wanderer of the digital void! This Minecraft server is a spiraling vortex of confusion, chaos, and cubic carnage! The greatest server ever, or the biggest mistake you’ll ever make? No one knows! It defies all logic, like a chicken wearing a top hat, clucking the secrets of the universe. You will embark on an adventure that’s both an enlightening experience and a cautionary tale! Or is it? Only the blocky gods know!

Nonsensical Feature	What It REALLY Means
Time Traveling Villagers!	They’ll ask you for emeralds and cream cheese while predicting your future—even though it already happened three days ago!
Invisible Creeper Nether!	They might blow up when you least expect it… or they might just hand you an ice cream cone. Who’s to say?
Dimension of Reflected Thoughts!	Enter this realm to mine your own sanity! Spoiler: you won’t find it.
Endless Quantum Dungeons!	They exist in 5 different realities at once, all of which may or may not be under construction.
Magical Chests of Eternal Confusion!	They spawn random items! Don’t be shocked if you pull out a fork or a pair of socks!

FAQ: Questions You Never Knew You Had!

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Just stare at your computer screen until it melts, then scream “I AM THE BLOCK”! The server will find you! Or will it? Maybe it’s already too late…

Q: What version is the server on?

A: The version number is hidden in a dimension only accessible by those who truly understand the color purple. Yes, it’s a shade of insanity.

Q: Are there any rules?

A: Rules? TRULY, what is a rule except a suggestion made at the edge of another dimension? You do what you feel is right—or wrong; it doesn’t really matter!

Random Quotes of Insanity:

“Cause they were busy chasing bitches I was chasing dreams…”

“– A revolutionary statement about the existential crisis of block placement.”

“Welcome to the rabbit hole, it doesn’t end, even if you remember the beginning… unless you forget…”

Blocky Battle Royale: Ukrainian Uprising

Bravery, Prohres, Victory, Survival, battle

so, liek, imagine u in minecraft, right? u buildin ur lil house, minin ur diamonds, chillin with ur pet pig, when SUDDENLY u get SURROUNDED by creepers and zombies and u like “oh noes, i ded” BUT THEN u remember u on THIS server, where u get to be a UKRAINIAN BATTALION and OVERRULE ur commander to FIGHT UR WAY TO SAFETY!

u and ur squad of blocky soldiers takin on all the mobs, showin them who’s boss with ur epic battle skills and teamwork. u can even build ur own lil base and strategize how to take down the enemy like a true minecraft warrior.

so, if u wanna experience the thrill of a daring escape and the satisfaction of victory in the face of danger, then come join us on this server and be a part of the most epic minecraft battle story ever told! u won’t regret it, trust us.

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KairosSMP – Lifesteal

Vanilla, Mods, Faction, Minigames, Magic

A Lifesteal SMP for players new and OG! Featuring a fun community and monthly events! We are currently offering 5 hearts to the first player to reach full netherite!

play.kaiross.info:25561

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NisaSMP

Ranks, Raiding, Minecraft, Survival, Events

A brand new Survival Minecraft Server! Custom builds, plugins, frequent events, free ranks and keys and so much more, join our community today!

smp.nisayera.com:25599

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Macaroni Land: Where Pasta Wars and Cheese Factions Collide!

rp sit, Discord, SMPs, Friendly, Towns

JAVA IP 37.10.122.12:25984

BEDROCK IP 37.10.122.12 PORT 25984

Discord https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Overview:

Macaroni-land is your typical survival server with an old-school SMP vibe. It features PvP, a friendly atmosphere, and a small yet lively community. There are several towns to explore, a simple shop at spawn, starter kits, experimental skills, and various community-requested plugins.

FAQs:

1. How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for a couple of months.

2. What can I find at the spawn shop?

The spawn shop mostly sells trinkets like custom music disk midis, starter kits, and player-owned items that offer more complex items. There are also weird experimental skills and community-requested plugins available.

3. What are some unique features of the server?

Some unique features include faster minecarts, a brewing plugin, an RP sit plugin, and various random additions to enhance gameplay.

4. How would you describe the community on the server?

The community is small, friendly, and slightly chaotic. Players are welcoming and enjoy interacting with each other.

5. Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?

Absolutely! Players of all experience levels are welcome to join and explore Macaroni-land.

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MultiversusCraft Server

live service, rollback netcode, Single player, MVG, UE5 engine

Looking for a Minecraft server where Jack’s pickaxe skills are just too OP? Look no further than our server! Join now and witness Jack mining through mountains like they’re made of butter!

Previously on our server: Jack’s mining skills were so strong that he dug a hole straight to bedrock and found diamonds galore!

But that’s not all, we’ve got a whole new world to explore filled with characters from Warner Brothers properties. From Batman to Bugs Bunny, you never know who you’ll run into next!

And don’t worry about the game shutting down for development, we’ve already got the final release ready to go. With new modes, new characters, and even a universal parry technique, the fun never stops on our server.

So grab your pickaxe and join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon Beetlejuice building a haunted house in the mountains!

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Minecraft SMP: The Last Creeper Jedi

JJ Abrams, Force power, skywalker, creeper, Movie

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s a thousand times worse than The Last Jedi! We’ve got Star Wars references galore, with Star Destroyers grown in the ground by Emperor Palpatine himself using force power. Need a laugh? Watch as a group of 20 strangers take over a Star Destroyer and ride horses on the hull – it’s pure chaos! And don’t forget about our main character who decides her last name is Skywalker in the last 5 minutes – talk about a plot twist! So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

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MineCraftyWakeUpCall

#leo, morning person, supervisor, married couple, childish behavior

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up on time is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and experience the thrill of setting multiple alarms, only to turn them off and go back to sleep like a pro.

Embark on epic quests to find the magical snooze button, hidden deep within the caves of procrastination. Battle against the evil forces of oversleeping and laziness, all while trying to make it to work on time!

Create your own alarm clock fortress and defend it against the relentless attacks of the late risers. Will you be the hero who saves the day by waking up on time, or will you be forever cursed to hit the snooze button for eternity?

Join now and show off your time management skills in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Remember, on this server, the early bird catches the diamond, so set those alarms and get ready for the most chaotic morning routine of your life!

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KidNamedBob_AdultNamedSteve

odd names, naming conventions, KidNamedBob_AdultNamedSteve, baby names, generational names

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old names and themes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

Picture this: you spawn into our world and suddenly you’re surrounded by talking animals wearing top hats and monocles. They greet you with a chorus of “Welcome, young adventurer! Prepare yourself for the wackiest journey of your life!” As you explore, you come across a giant rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of chicken nuggets and commands an army of explosive chickens. Don’t worry, they won’t harm you unless you try to take their precious nugget crown.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Or build a castle out of marshmallows and cotton candy? The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the absurdity begin!

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DroneCraftSpy: Canada’s Soccer Secrets

Canadas, #intelligence gathering, Secrets, Concacaf, sports

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF CANADA’S SOCCER TEAMS WERE DRONES SPYING ON EVERYONE HAHAHA. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE WORLD OF MINECRAFT WHERE YOU CAN BE A SNEAKY DRONE SPYING ON OTHER PLAYERS. WHO NEEDS GOALS WHEN YOU CAN JUST WATCH EVERYONE ELSE PLAY? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHAT SECRETS YOU CAN UNCOVER. MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND OUT WHO STOLE ALL THE DIAMONDS FROM THE SERVER’S TREASURE CHEST. HAHAHAHAHA.

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