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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 743 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!