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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 3795 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 7972 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
But that’s not all! We also have regular “H#rny Hour” events where players are encouraged to let their freak flags fly and get as creative as they want. Trust us, you’ve never seen redstone used in such… innovative ways before.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a little more risqué, a little more wild, and a whole lot more fun, come join us on [Server Name]. Just be sure to keep it PG-13 in the chat, okay?