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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2957 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2467 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like this player’s relationship with their mom.
Just like this player’s mom, our server will promise you the world and then ghost you when you least expect it. Birthdays? Who needs ’em! We’ll ignore them just like this player’s mom ignored theirs.
But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to come visit when it’s convenient for us, just like this player’s mom did with their sister. Need a place to crash while we visit someone else? We got you covered!
And if you ever call us out on our lies, we’ll accuse you of being controlling and jealous. Because who needs honesty when you can have manipulation and gaslighting?
So come join our server for a wild ride of emotional manipulation and deceit. Who needs a stable family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead?
