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PediQueenCraft

17M, 18F, age gap, Birth, Boundaries, Communication, consent, generational differences, Girlfriend, Healthcare, inspection, medical examination, misunderstanding, older female pediatrician, pediatrician, PediQueenCraft, private parts, professional setting, relationship, Respect, Trust

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Gods Slained:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	132
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!

CraftyCreeperz

awful names, bad names, bizarre names, CraftyCreeperz, cringeworthy names, funny names, names that make you cringe, names that make you laugh, names that make you shake your head, names to avoid, names to cringe at, names to forget, names to never use, naming disasters, naming fails, naming mistakes, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, unusual names, worst names

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221

Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
New Chunks Explored:	582769	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Potions Brewed:	189
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Items Found:	1009	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	9328	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimension Hops:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	598308
Ores Mined:	8166	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	58
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

172.93.110.224

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9299
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	131	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Votes:	5675
Alien Abductions:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?