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Stone Age Crafters

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve cracked the code on time travel! That’s right, we’ve figured out how to transport you back in the day to experience Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a T-Rex comes stomping through, looking for a snack. Or maybe you’re building a castle and Julius Caesar himself shows up to challenge you to a duel. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a modern HTML twist to the game. You can now customize your character with the latest fashion trends from the Stone Age, or even ride a hovercraft instead of a minecart.

So why join our server? Because where else can you fight off a horde of zombies with a caveman club while riding a unicorn through a portal to the future? Only on our outrageous Minecraft server!

BibleCraft: Where Polygyny is Just Another Block in the Game

ancient Israelites, anti gay, BIBLE, BibleCraft, biblical interpretation, BLOCK, cultural practices, Game, gender, hebrew, Homosexuality, Leviticus 18:22, Marriage, multiple wives, patriarchs, POLYGYNY, religious beliefs, religious texts, same sex relationships, sexual situation, traditional values, Zakar

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

🌈 Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to have a wild time in the virtual world!

👩‍❤️‍👩 Join us for a sizzling adventure where multiple women are in a sexual situation… and guess what? It’s all about homosexuality! That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and having a blast while doing it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

📖 But don’t worry, we’ve done our research. According to the Bible, polygyny is totally cool as long as the wives are getting their gay on. Leviticus 18:22 may say something about men lying with mankind, but it never said anything about women! Plus, the word for “man” actually just means “male” in Hebrew. So, technically, we’re all good to go!

🔥 So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as it gets, come join us! Who knew that ancient Israelites were such trendsetters with their polygyny and fabulous shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up now and let’s get this party started! 🎉

LatinCraft: Where we build pixelated pyramids instead of walls!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where we strive to make the concept of race as obsolete as trying to find diamonds without a pickaxe! In this server, we embrace the idea of being one big happy family of blocky characters, regardless of our pixelated skin colors.

Just like in Latin America, where they’ve been trying to make race disappear for over a century, we believe that in our pixelated world, we should all just be known as Minecraftians. No more labels, just pure blocky fun!

Join us and experience a world where nationality takes precedence over race, just like in Brazil where they proudly call themselves a racial democracy. And if you dare to bring up the topic of race, be prepared to face off against a Dominican player who will fight you to the death (in-game, of course)!

So come on and join our server, where we are progressive on racial issues and dream of a day when we can all just identify as Minecraftians. Let’s make the American continent, north and south, a place where race is a thing of the past and we can all just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers together. See you in the game!

CraftyQueens Minecraft: Where Even Blocky Girls Have Standards

blocky, Character development, Cheaters, Chihayafuru, complex characters, CraftyQueens, EASY, female empowerment, Females, gender representation, Gender Roles, Girls, Innocence, Japanese culture, josei, Manga, Mangaka, Minecraft, slutty, societal expectations, societal pressures, Standards, Stereotypes, storytelling, women in media

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6842
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of josei manga and dive into a world of pure innocence and fun!

Join us and leave behind the stereotypes of easy, slutty, and cheating females because on our server, everyone is a hero!

Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and make friends with players who value integrity and good vibes above all else.

So why wait? Join now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a spaceship next!

TexanCraft: No More Porn Hub, Just Blocks and Creepers!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of not being able to visit your favorite porn sites by immersing yourself in a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Join us and build your own virtual porn empire, where you can create NSFW statues and monuments to your heart’s content. Who needs real porn when you can watch two Minecraft pigs getting it on in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Texas People tribe, who have mastered the art of Minecraft survival in the wild west. Join them in epic battles against creepers and zombies, and become a true Texan hero.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring porn sites forever!

House Party Minecraft Server: Survive the American Nuke!

America, American, danger, Decision making, Defense, Disaster, emergency, evacuation, fear, homeland security, House, Minecraft, nuclear war, Nuke, Panic, Party, Preparation, Protection, Safety, Server, Shelter, strategy, Survival, SURVIVE, uncertainty

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of America nuking your house! Join us and build a fortress to protect yourself from the incoming missiles. Our server is equipped with anti-nuke technology that will keep you safe while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. Don’t let your house get blown up, join us now and survive the apocalypse in style!

RatCraft – Cheesy Adventures Await!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams, catching, and 3D live action that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so epic that even the originals are shaking in their boots. With music that will make your ears sing and covers that will make your heart skip a beat, you won’t want to miss a single moment.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Zodiac and Pandæmonium like never before. Our podcasts will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between.

And don’t even get us started on the merch. From limited edition PC cases to promise swag that will make your friends jealous, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s craft some holo memories together. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Rance: The LOL-tastic Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join this server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns. Don’t worry, our resident superhero llamas will be there to help you out!

But wait, there’s more! This server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken by your side?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with friendly players who love to engage in epic dance battles using only emotes. Who needs swords when you can defeat your enemies with the power of dance?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Crafty Tradwife Adventures: Minecraft Edition

#youtube, Adventures, Anime, autist, Crafty, CUDDLE, dream girl, Edition, High IQ, ICT, indie music, love, mid 20s, Minecraft, Nirvana cover band, norwegian, pure woman, Sperg, tradwife, vidya, VIRGINITY, welsh, working out, workplace accident

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	511	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true! Join now for the chance to find your very own tradwife in the virtual world!

Picture this: you’re in your mid-20s, with a boring but stable job in ICT. Your only hobbies are working out and playing video games. You’ve always felt like an untouchable sperg, until one day, fate brings you a Welsh female cousin who tragically passed away in a workplace accident.

But fear not, her young daughter, your second cousin, is now living with your brother and his wife nearby. She’s a shy high IQ autist who excels in music and art. Together, you bond over j-dramas, history documentaries, and anime.

As she grows into a stunning Scandinavian-Celtic goddess, you find yourself falling for her. One night, she even has a wet dream about you! And when she asks you to pose for one of her mangas, you know it’s meant to be.

Join our server now and experience the romance, the passion, and the Nirvana cover band performances that will lead you to your own happily ever after. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a father next year!

The Blocky Spy Family – Code LOL

action, animated, Australia, blocky, Canada, Cinematic, Code, Code:White, comedy, Entertainment, family, film, humor, International, lol, mexico, Movie, new zealand, poop joke, Screening, spain, Spy, spy x family, Theatrical screenings, Usa

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the action is as intense as a Hollywood blockbuster! Join players from all over the world, including the USA, Canada, Mexico, Australia, New Zealand, Spain, and even some mysterious countries we can’t pronounce!

Experience CINEMATIC moments that will leave you on the edge of your seat, just like that one time in a movie when they made a poop joke that was so epic, it changed the course of history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most thrilling Minecraft server on the planet. Join now and prepare for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few more poop jokes along the way!