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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 4188 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
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