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Moon Chill Zone

atmospheric conditions, Chill, climate change, Covid-19, data analysis, Drop, effects, environmental impact, findings, Global, Lockdown, Lunar surface, Moon, pandemic, research, scientific study, Space, space exploration, study, surface temperature, Temperature Changes, Zone

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties on the moon!! 🌕🎉 our server is so poppin’ that even the moon’s surface temperature dropped cuz everyone was too busy partying with us 😂🚀 join now and experience the coolest (literally) minecraft server in the universe! plus, rumor has it that aliens love to play on our server too 👽🎮 don’t miss out on the intergalactic fun, join us today! #moonparty #minecraftmadness #alienapproved 🌌🌠

Evil Doctors Minecraft Server

alternative treatments, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, Evil, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, long term medication, Medical advice, Medical Ethics, medication, medication side effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, Minecraft, patient care, pharmaceuticals, psychiatric medication, Server, ssri

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the wildest place ever. You go on there and the players are all doctors, but not just any doctors, they’re like, super smart doctors who know all about medications and stuff.

> And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you mention SSRIs, they’ll all start debating with you about how bad they are and why you shouldn’t take them. It’s like a battle of wits, but with medication instead of swords.

> And the best part is, if you can convince them that SSRIs are bad, they’ll give you special in-game perks or something. It’s like a quest within a quest, man. So if you’re looking for a server where you can argue with doctors about medication while building epic structures, this is the place for you. Join now and see if you can outsmart the smartest players around!

Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP

aew, Angry, Behavior, Community, controversy, criticism, emotions, Entertainment, fanbase, Fans, Frustration, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, Opinions, passionate, reactions, smp, social media, Time, wrestling

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Votes:	4004	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.

So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6708
Emeralds Found:	4622	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3579	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Towns Built:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Farms Harvested:	494
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Crops Grown:	2762

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	157768
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!