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Car Site Open Minecraft SMP

CAR, car access, car hacking, car remote access, car safety, car security, car technology, cybersecurity, dark web, digital safety, digital security, exploit, HACKING, kia, Kia exploit, Kia hack, Kia vulnerability, Minecraft, online security, Open, remote access, Site, smp, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Animals Bred:	175
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for something a little more… adventurous? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a Kia exploit that allows you to open a car just by clicking a link! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for cars! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the dark web to find the rarest and most valuable vehicles in the game. So what are you waiting for? Hop in your virtual Kia and come join the fun!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, bride, celebration, ceremony, Communication, Conflict, decision, Division, family, groom, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, OVERWHELMING, parents, relationships, Respect, selfish, Server, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of your parents trying to control every aspect of your life, even your wedding day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference!

On our server, you can create the most extravagant wedding ceremony you can imagine, from a diamond-studded altar to a cake made entirely of gold blocks. And the best part? Your parents are banned from entering the server, so you can finally have the freedom to plan your special day without any unwanted opinions.

Join now and show your family who’s boss by creating the most epic wedding celebration in Minecraft history! Don’t let anyone rain on your pixelated parade, it’s time to say “I do” to our server and “I don’t” to meddling parents.

SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Divorce, Driving, emotional, family, Favor, Harmony, Kids, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Siblings, SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft, Support

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	79	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringiest moments, cringy, EMBARRASSING, funny, growing up, high school, Memories, MISTAKES, past, regret, smp, social faux pas, teenage years, TeenageFails, teenager

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragons Tamed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	8771	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

CreeperLoveCraft

action, Adventure, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Intimacy, love, multiplayer, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, role playing, romance, satisfaction, sex life, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

LebCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Beirut, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, SECURITY, Server, united states, US-backed, violence, War

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Secret Passages Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Votes:	3625	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

$8 billion, aid for Ukraine, Announces, biden, Bidens, Billions, long tail, military aid, tags, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Approval, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, controversy, CRAZE, data, deaths, DRUG, drug development, excess deaths, EXCITEMENT, financial conflicts of interest, Healthcare, independent advisory panel, Medical Ethics, neurology, new drug, patient safety, pharmaceuticals, questionable efficacy, regulatory approval, safety data

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5491
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	158

so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Buildings Constructed:	48	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	9195	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!