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IntoxicatedMC

Bank, base, Cash, Casino, city, Competition, DEA, Drugs, Economy, evolution gaming, Factions, Gear, Griefing, hustle, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Police, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, real estate, Roleplay, Shops, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Items Found:	3636
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

play.intox-mc.net

HouliganPvP

Factions, Fun, Gamemodes, HouliganPvP, outposts, Payouts, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5091
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	6125	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

This is the new ultimate server for everyone! Don’t waste anymore time, just join and start playing with others! There are payouts, outposts, PvP, fun and a lot more to explore in our different gamemodes. We are waiting for you!

172.255.100.28:25561

Kayaba’s Not Evil Minecraft Server

akihiko kayaba, Anime, Antagonist, bad, character analysis, controversial, debate, Ethics, Evil, Gaming, gray area, Kayabas, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood villain, morality, redemption arc, SÃO, Server, sword art online, video games, Villain, virtual reality

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll come face to face with the legendary Akihiko Kayaba himself. But get this, he’s not actually evil! In fact, he just wants to challenge you to a game of Minecraft to see if you have what it takes to defeat him.

Rumor has it that if you manage to beat Akihiko in a build battle, he’ll reward you with a diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. But beware, if you lose, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Akihiko Kayaba who’s boss in the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

AyakashiCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, ayakashi triangle, AyakashiCraft, BETRAYAL, Drama, FANTASY, friendship, Jealousy, Love Triangle, Manga, manga characters, manga series, matsuri, Minecraft, relationship, romance, Secrets, senpai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, suzu, work

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Matsuri and Senpai have the craziest adventures together! Watch as they battle dragons, build epic castles, and even go on romantic dates in pixelated paradise. And don’t worry, Suzu is definitely not a cuck in this server – she’s actually a secret ninja warrior who protects the land from evil mobs. So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, love, and blocky shenanigans!

BlockyCoincidence Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, BlockyCoincidence, chance, Coincidence, crazy, destiny, Experience, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, happenstance, Incredible, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, Server, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that it’s actually a secret portal to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a chance to stumble upon bizarre coincidences and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who knows, you might even discover a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft – join us now!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, career, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, fallacies, false beliefs, generalizations, inaccuracies, Industry, Job, line of work, Misconception, misconceptions about work, misinterpretations, misunderstandings, Myths, preconceptions, Profession, Stereotypes, work

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4

People often think that running a Minecraft server is just about building cool structures and surviving in the virtual world. But let me tell you, on our server, it’s a whole different ball game. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. If you don’t comply, they will unleash their army of zombie chickens on you. But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja pandas who will protect you and help you navigate through this crazy llama-filled world. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the llama uprising!

MarijuanaManiaCraft

Brazil, Brazilian law, Cannabis, court ruling, crime, criminal justice, decriminalization, drug laws, drug policy, drug policy reform, drug possession, drug reform, law, Legal System, legalization, majority, Marijuana, MarijuanaManiaCraft, Possession, SUPREME COURT, top court

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we be livin’ like the top court in Brazil – chillin’ and smokin’ that sweet Mary Jane without a care in the world! Who needs to worry about possession when you can be building epic structures and exploring crazy worlds in Minecraft? Join us and be part of the dankest community around. Plus, our PvP battles are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re floating on a cloud of smoke. So come on, join us and let’s blaze it up together!

StickShift80sKarate

1980s, 70s, 80s, 90s, ALI, classic, Coming of Age, cultural references, Daniel, driving stick, film, Martial Arts, mom, Movie, Nostalgia, Setting, StickShift80sKarate, The Karate Kid, time period

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	137
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can learn karate like the karate kid!!! we got senseis who will teach u how to wax on, wax off while u mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

we even have a secret dojo where u can challenge other players to epic karate battles to see who is the ultimate karate master of the server.

plus, if u join now, u get a free bonsai tree to decorate ur virtual minecraft house with. so come on, join now and become the karate king of the minecraft world!!!

AntidepressantDropOutsCraft

antidepressant withdrawal, AntidepressantDropOutsCraft, antidepressants, cost effective, GP support, Healthcare, long-term use, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, prescription drugs, psychological support, Quitting, Recovery, scale, study, support system, Therapy, Treatment, UK researchers

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Potions Brewed:	68	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server and you’ll be so happy you’ll quit taking antidepressants! Our server is so lit that even the saddest of sad bois will be all smiles. Our players are like therapists, but way cheaper and way more fun. You’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a pro in no time. So ditch those meds and come join the party!

Valley Prison

Prison, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to Valley Prison, a Minecraft server offering a unique prison experience with pickaxe upgrades, plots, and prestige ranks. Explore the depths of our mines and upgrade your tools to uncover valuable resources.

Claim your plot in our community and showcase your creativity through custom builds. Progress through prestige ranks to unlock special perks and privileges, advancing your status within the prison.

Participate in auctions to buy and sell items, and take on quests for rewards and reputation boosts. Access exclusive Donor Kits and earn rewards from the Vote Crate to enhance your gameplay.

Engage in thrilling PvP Warzone events to earn tokens and showcase your combat skills. After achieving 15 prestiges, unlock freedom to explore the expansive open world beyond the prison confines.

Valley Prison offers an immersive and competitive environment for players seeking adventure and progression within Minecraft. Join us and discover a world where mining, building, and PvP challenges await at every turn.

play.valleyprison.com