Old McDonald Had a SMP, E-I-E-I-O! Join the Farmtastic fun today!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ores Mined:	7904	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TraphouseSMP
Description	BRAND NEW SMP SERVER just opened today! Very welcoming, chill grind, laid back SMP. Completely vanilla with cool plugins like a Discord feature for added fun. Come join us!
IP Address	traphousesmp.xyz
DISCORD	Join our Discord server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is completely vanilla with some added plugins for enhanced gameplay.
What can I do on the server?	You can enjoy a chill SMP experience, build, explore, and interact with other players. The Discord feature adds an extra level of fun!
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and friendly environment for all players. Check them out on our Discord server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Of course! We encourage you to bring your friends along for the adventure on TraphouseSMP.

Mio’s Late Night Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have more fun than watching Mio play with children’s toys at 4 in the morning! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life meme. From building giant chicken statues to riding pigs into battle, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Mio herself, still playing with those toys and living her best life. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

VR LewdCraft Minecraft Server #2022

Anime models, assets, Avatar Resources, CoIP, Combo Gesture Expressions, Custom LMS, custom PCs, Furry, LewdCraft, Male model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, Physbones tutorial, playspace mover, Poiyomi Pro, Real Ejaculate, Server, Tech, tierlist, Upcoming Events, VCC, virtual reality, VRC Fury, VRchat, Wholesome SPS configurator

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2022! Our motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™, so you know you’re in for a wild ride.

Join us if you’re 18+ and ready to dive into a world of selfcest with our Selfcest Edition avatars. We’ve got everything from anime models to tech resources (furry thread is down the block, sorry furries!).

Looking for some avatar guidance? Check out our guide to avatars utilizing the VCC, or grab OpenVR Advanced Settings for some playspace mover action. And if you’re feeling adventurous, download VRC Fury to simplify toggles and animations – it’s a real game-changer.

But wait, there’s more! Want to spice things up with some funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? Look no further than Custom PCS and LMS. And don’t forget to enable various facial expressions with ComboGestureExpressions – it’s like magic for your hands.

Feeling frisky? Connect your CoIP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, or get down and dirty with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3-pointers. And if you’re all about those shaders, Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40 has got you covered.

But the real fun starts with the Physbones tutorial – give yourself jiggling titties, floppy cock, whatever your heart desires. And if you’re in the market for a male/boy model, we’ve got a list just for you.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events, like Drive on June 26th at 8pm EST (no sex unless you’re Ryan Gosling, sorry not sorry). So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vrlg/ and let the madness begin!

SpeedyBlockz

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of hearing the roar of engines outside your window while trying to peacefully mine for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict ban on loud car enthusiasts! Join us and never have to worry about your virtual peace and quiet being disturbed by obnoxious revving ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a speed demon who will challenge you to race around the block in your pixelated minecart. Are you up for the challenge? Join us now and let the spooky shenanigans begin!

LoserCraft: First or Last?

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

join this minecraft server if you want to be surrounded by the biggest losers in the world! we have a special competition for all the losers out there, where you can compete to see who is the ultimate loser of them all. maybe you’ll come first, maybe you’ll come last, but either way, you’ll fit right in with our community of misfits and outcasts. come join us for a chance to embrace your inner loser and have a laugh at yourself while you’re at it. who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way!

OneGoodBox

PvP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

The best minecraft box server. We have Autocompressors, Kind staff, Grindable keys, No p2w and much more!

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Scriptures SMP: Where things get holy but also a little crafty! Join now for divine survival adventures with a twist!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Scriptures Survival: A Brief Overview

— Scriptures Survival is a unique Minecraft server blending traditional survival gameplay with the immersive elements of an Alternate Reality Game (ARG). Players embark on a journey to discover and solve intricate puzzles, each leading to powerful, mystical rings. These rings grant special abilities and offer hints about the location of the fabled Grand Scripture.

Key Features:

Intricate Puzzles	Mystical Rings	Game Master Role	Decay Mechanic
Solve multi-step challenges involving ciphers, coordinates, and riddles hidden throughout the world.	Each season, a new ring can be found, offering unique powers and clues to the ultimate mystery.	The player who finds the ring becomes the next season’s Game Master, designing puzzles for others in collaboration with the server’s developers.	Each time a ring is found, the world experiences a slight decay, adding a layer of challenge and balancing the gameplay.

The Game Master is the player who finds the current season’s ring. Once the ring is found, a short break period follows to set up for the new season. During this time, the Game Master:

Selects the Next Ring: Chooses the ring for the upcoming season.
Designs Puzzles: Collaborates with developers to create the puzzles leading to the next ring.

Once the server starts the Game-Master:

Holds Power: Acts as the authoritative figure over the land, akin to a one-person United Nations.
Establish Rules: Enacts new rules and regulations for the server.
… (and more roles listed in the provided content)

Can Be Overthrown: The Game Master can be overthrown by other players.

Ring Must Be Taken: To overthrow the Game Master, their ring must be taken from them, transferring their power and responsibilities to the new ring bearer.

To apply, Please find the Read-Me channel. https://discord.gg/ACQNRMDdeA

VoiceCraftMC: Pay to Play!

Actors, Casting, compensation, freelance, freelance work, gig, Hiring, Job, Pay, payment, Play, PROFESSIONAL, Rates, talent, voice acting, Voice actors, voice artist, voice talent, voice work, VoiceCraftMC, voiceover, voiceover work

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	412410
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server pays voice actors to narrate your every move! Imagine mining for diamonds while Morgan Freeman cheers you on or battling creepers with Arnold Schwarzenegger as your hype man. It’s like living in your own action movie!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller” or a skeleton doing the Macarena.

Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Falling into the Void:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds just to have them stolen by creepers? Do you dream of starting your own virtual empire but don’t know where to begin? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where you can ride llamas into battle against zombie hordes, and where the economy is so booming that even the chickens have their own stock market.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate ruler of our wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

UnderdressedCraft

blazer, blocked, boxing practice, canceling, choose your own adventure, DATING, different perspectives, dressy, fairy tale, first date, formal restaurant, graphic t-shirt, immature, jean short-shorts, red flag, rescheduling, themed pop-up, underdressed, UnderdressedCraft, UPTOWN, Vindication

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of lava!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a maze of red flags and blocked numbers. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for vindication instead?

Don’t miss out on the chance to dress up in your fanciest pixelated outfit and impress your date with your impeccable virtual fashion sense. Just make sure you don’t show up in jean short-shorts, unless you want to risk getting kicked out of our exclusive virtual restaurant.

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least some entertaining stories to share with your friends)!

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