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Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Minecraft Miners United

3s, a2, a3, capcom pro tour, Character Reveal Trailer, CVS2, Fightcade, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, High level replays, m. bison, Min, Minecraft, miners, Release, S2 Balance Patch, sfg, smp, st, street fighter, SuperCombo Wiki, Terry teaser, United, year 2

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Farms Harvested:	979
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mines Excavated:	1050
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than M. Bison’s Psycho Power? Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Street Fighter combo! Our server is so epic, even Terry Bogard would be jealous. Year 2 character reveals? We’ve got ’em. High level replays? We’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on our insane balance patches – they’re more unpredictable than a random select match. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start crafting your way to victory – just watch out for creepers, they’re scarier than Akuma on a bad day.

PupBlockParty

animal welfare, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, disagreements, dog care, Dogs, family conflict, housemates, moving out, pet adoption, pet behavior, pet hair, pet ownership, pet training, pet waste, PupBlockParty, rehoming, responsibilities, Shelter, Siblings

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6680
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of dealing with untrained, spoiled dogs taking over your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise there will be no dog poop-filled gardens or dog hair-covered floors here. Join us and escape the chaos of real life for a world where you can build and create without any pesky pets getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after a long day of dealing with unruly animals. Say goodbye to arguments with siblings over who has to clean up after the dogs, and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama of dog ownership behind. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that don’t make a mess? Let’s build a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

NagasakiNoIsraelNoAmbassadors

Ambassadors, ceremony boycott, city, controversy, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, exclusion, foreign policy, hiroshima, historical events, international politics, invite, Israel, nagasaki, NagasakiNoIsraelNoAmbassadors, nuclear weapons, peace ceremony, Skip, U.K, U.S, world war II

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Animals Bred:	151	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we build giant monuments of cheese and ride llamas into battle against evil chickens. we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life!

GeneCraft: Pron Nemesis

Arch nemesis, biology, chromosomes, Dna, ENEMY, Evolution, GeneCraft, Genes, genetic code, genetic disorders, genetic expression, genetic makeup, genetic research, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, mutation, nemesis, Pron, Science

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

lol join dis server if u want to battle ur genes arch nemesis: pron!!! we got epic battles where u can fight pron monsters and show ur genes who’s boss. also, u can build ur own pron-proof base and protect urself from the evil genes. plus, we have a secret underground lab where u can create ur own mutant genes to fight against pron. come join us and show ur genes who’s the real boss in dis crazy minecraft server!!!

TinyHobbitIsland

ancient humans, anthropology, archaeology, Bone, evolutionary biology, Excavation, Flores Island, Fossil discovery, Hobbit, hominid, Homo floresiensis, human evolution, Indonesian history, Indonesian island, island life, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, Southeast Asia, tiny species, TinyHobbitIsland

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got hobbits running around like it’s the Shire up in here! Forget them regular old humans, we got tiny ancient humans straight outta Indonesia up in this server!

Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a lil’ hobbit village, where they be trading mushrooms for emeralds and riding on baby dragons! It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, fam!

And get this, the hobbits are actually super OP warriors, like they may be small but they pack a punch! You’ll be teaming up with these tiny legends to take down the Ender Dragon in no time!

So what you waiting for? Join this server and live out your wildest hobbit fantasies, cuz ain’t no other server like this one, fo’ real!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

finding purpose, identity crisis, Jewcraft, Jewish, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish heritage, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming negative beliefs, Satan, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self harm, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, struggling with identity, suicidal thoughts, toxic beliefs

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Emeralds Found:	9052	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of feeling like a Jewish monster in the real world? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Join us and leave your Jewish toxins behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing structures.

On our server, you can be a hero, a villain, or even a unicorn if you want! No need to an hero here, just let your creativity run wild and escape from the real world for a while. Plus, Satan won’t be manipulating you here, unless you count the occasional creeper explosion as his doing.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave your Jewish monster self behind. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of purpose and community among our players. Let’s craft away those toxic feelings and build a better world together!

WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

BlockCraftMemes

BlockCraftMemes, childhood advice, childhood memories, childhood teachings, Family Values, generational wisdom, guidance, impactful guidance, life advice, life lessons, Memories, passed down, Reflection, resonates, timeless advice, traditional advice, upbringing, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Remember when your mom told you to always look both ways before crossing the street? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better look both ways before mining that diamond because you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and fend off mobs with your trusty sword. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

Redstone Generals: Busted & Blockaded

Accountability, arrested, Blockaded, bribery, BUSTED, Corruption, Defense, embezzlement, Ethics, fraud, Generals, Government, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, misconduct, Redstone, russian military, scandal, SECURITY, senior officials, transparency, wrongdoing

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Votes:	2336
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Falling into the Void:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own military base and arrest corrupt officials like these two russian dudes did. they got caught takin’ bribes and stuff, but on our server, you can be the hero and take down corrupt peeps left and right. plus, we got flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for mounts. why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, let’s get crazy together!

MediocreMedMC: 49% Accurate!

Accuracy, Accurate, ai, AI in healthcare, AI limitations, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, Diagnosis, diagnosis accuracy, findings, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, Human Element, IMPORTANCE, INFORMATION, medical conditions, medical information, MediocreMedMC, research, study, Technology

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? It’s like ChatGPT but for Minecraft, except way more accurate. Like, our AI can diagnose your Minecraft character’s conditions with a 49% accuracy rate, which is like, better than flipping a coin, right?

Join our server for the most hilarious medical misdiagnoses you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs a doctor when you have our AI telling you that your character has a rare case of exploding block syndrome or diamond deficiency? It’s like WebMD but for blocky adventures!

Don’t rely on boring old human doctors for your Minecraft health needs, come to our server for a good laugh and some questionable medical advice. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new condition that only exists in the world of Minecraft. It’s like a virtual medical mystery waiting to be solved!