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No More Foids Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	264
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of being chased by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, the mobs have all been replaced with adorable kittens! That’s right, no more running for your life, just cute little meowing companions following you around everywhere.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of pixelated villagers doing the Macarena.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our magical flying pig? Yes, you heard that right. We have flying pigs that will take you on a tour of the server from high up in the sky. Just hold on tight and enjoy the view!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to running from mobs and hello to a world of crazy fun and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Trump Minecraft SMP Inauguration

Action-Adventure, console gaming, current events, Entertainment, escapism, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, immersive experiences, INAUGURATION, Jensen’s, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, PC Gaming, Politics, role playing games, second term, smp, strategy games, trump, Trump presidency, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	132	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Enchantments Applied:	181
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

Are you ready to survive the chaos of a second Trump presidency in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build walls higher than Trump’s toupee and mine for diamonds to fund your own presidential campaign.

We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.

Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Forehead Drummer Minecraft Server

Appearance, drummer, drummer girl, drumming abilities, drumming skills, forehead, forehead beauty, forehead criticism, forehead curiosity, forehead features, forehead mysteries, forehead questions, forehead shape, forehead size, forehead uniqueness, huge forehead, Minecraft, Music, musician, percussionist, Server, talent, what is it good for

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	135	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Towns Built:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Villages Defended:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you’ll find out why that drummer girl has such a huge forehead – turns out, it’s actually a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who knew forehead size could be so useful in Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells the funniest jokes and gives out free diamonds to anyone who can make him laugh. Trust us, it’s worth it just to hear his terrible puns.

So come on over and join the madness on our server. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you? Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before in Minecraft!

Slip Knot Bros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Villages Defended:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you want to join a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the cows and the chickens have formed their own government? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where the only way to defeat them is by throwing enchanted diamonds at their weak spots. Or participate in our weekly llama races, where the fastest llama wins a crown made of golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and shoot fireballs from its beak. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Existence? Minecraft Server

Consciousness, contemplation, emotions, Existence, existence exploration, existence inquiry, existence pondering, existence questions, existential crisis, existentialism, Identity, introspection, Life, Meaning, Minecraft, Perception, philosophy, purpose, Reality, self reflection, Server, Thoughts

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Void Gems Collected:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the laws of physics don’t apply and existence is just a suggestion.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while battling a dragon with a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden realms where you can meet unicorns, fight off zombie llamas, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a magical rainbow cape that lets you fly around the server like a majestic superhero.

So, if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT cannons). Existence has never been so hilarious!

Mine Craft SMP – Epic Seven General

#pantsu, 10/24 Update, Blood blade Karin, Circus Fantasia, cope, Craft, e7g, Epic, Epic Seven General, Eternal Wanderer Ludwig, general, Guilds, Holy Sacrifice, Increased Rates, Krau, Lucklets, MUI, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, Sage Baal Sezan, smp, Top Model Luluca, Urban Shadow Choux, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Farms Harvested:	544
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that will have you dominating in no time, outrageous resources that will blow your mind, and yuppieraids that will have you raiding like a pro.

And don’t even get me started on our /e7g/ Guilds. We’ve got Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – all ready to welcome you with open arms. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the insanity begin!

McVanilla Minecraft server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Zombie Dances:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6532	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

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185.9.145.8:25668

The Wooly Sheeptuber Minecraft Server

#EsilaShephield, AlpaChomps, AyuCouldEat, Blockheads, Chikafujilisa, discussion, Dolliehitsujida, EiraWoolcott, Essie_ch, Ex-Tsunderia, HoshimiyaMeeple, itsmoisi, Kotomisnacks, Krumroll, Livestream, Maru_Nanamona, Meru, Meruru, Minecraft, Mintmai, NEUN09, NinoEgyn, NoenaYumeshiro, ohitsu_zi, parasi, PillowdearASMR, pixel girls, Pixel VSMP, PixelLink, PleiadesLillie, pomu.pages.dev, Raki, RakiKazuki, RheaNevermore, savehymn, Server, Sheep, Sheeptuber, SleepSheepASMR, Sleepy_Project, SpreadSheep, tsunX, Unity, VSMP, vt.rita.moe, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, Yoiyume_fuwamu, youho0411, yuuna, ZenyaHima

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no sheep vtubers in sight? Well, look no further because our server is filled to the brim with woolly content creators and their friends! Join now to hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, EsilaShephield, RheaNevermore, and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, PleiadesLillie, AyuCouldEat, and RakiKazuki. And don’t even get us started on the mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona, HoshimiyaMeeple, and Yoiyume_Fuwamu.

Need more convincing? How about the fact that we have Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity all in one place? Plus, we have exclusive discussions about Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a woolly good time! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret sheep society plotting world domination…just kidding…or are we? 😂🐑 #SheepSquadGoals

Earplugs Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dimension Hops:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as your mom’s love life! Need a break from hearing her bedframe all night with her new lover? Join our server and escape the noise by building your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life problems when you can create your own hilarious shenanigans in-game? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide out and avoid any awkward encounters. So grab your headphones and join us for a wild ride on our server!

Veilguard’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, the Lead Writer actually became a non-binary character in the game! That’s right, you can interact with a character who went through a whole 10-year journey of self-discovery and now you get to learn to empathize with them. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft! Join us for the drama, the laughs, and the chance to explore your own identity while playing a blocky video game. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep? Join now and be a part of this groundbreaking experience!