opening a club Minecraft Servers

Opening A Club

  • Blocky Identity Minecraft Server

    Blocky Identity Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trannies are the flat-earthers of identity politics! Join us as we weaponize circumstances and pseudoscience to push confusion on impressionable players. Our community espouses dubious beliefs in direct contradiction of nature, making things worse for everyone involved in the most hilarious way possible.

    But wait, there’s more! Players who commit to this server will likely experience moments of realization where they’ve embarrassed themselves very publicly for years. It’s like a virtual rollercoaster of self-discovery and facepalms.

    So come on, join us and dive headfirst into the chaotic world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what outrageous adventures and insane stories await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyRaffleWinnerGFdrama

    CraftyRaffleWinnerGFdrama

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    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into paying off your partner’s debts? Do you want to live your best life without being shackled by someone else’s financial mistakes? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we celebrate financial independence and self-care!

    Picture this: you log in and are greeted by a virtual world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about someone else’s debt dragging you down. No more passive-aggressive comments from in-laws or pressure to empty your bank account for someone else’s choices. On our server, you can invest in properties, plan your early retirement, and live your best life without any guilt trips!

    So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to debt drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs a “Get Out Of Debt Free” card when you have a whole virtual world at your fingertips? Let’s build a future where financial responsibility and personal freedom reign supreme!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GriefCraft Minecraft Server

    GriefCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wild and wacky!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and quests that will keep you on your toes at all times.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore the mysterious caves filled with treasure and danger around every corner.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show your lost loved ones what they’re missing out on in the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ManlyStareCraft

    ManlyStareCraft

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    Are you tired of creepers staring at you in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our server and show them who’s boss! Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and challenges that will make you forget all about those awkward stares. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers that allow you to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and ride on the back of a flying pig. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky virtual stares!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MapleCraft: The Great Escape Minecraft Server

    MapleCraft: The Great Escape Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the monotonous life of being an international student in canada! forget about those expensive housing prices and come build your own virtual mansion with us! we have crazy events like llama races and pig jousting tournaments. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to build battles. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that will make your chinese classmates jealous!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • JobQuotaRiotCraft

    JobQuotaRiotCraft

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hurt is your funny bone! we got more laughs than a clown convention and more chaos than a creeper explosion!

    we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about those boring protests in bangladesh. build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig off a cliff, or challenge our admin to a dance-off!

    our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come make some new friends and have a blast! plus, our server is so lit, it’s hotter than a dragon’s breath!

    join now and see why everyone is talking about our server! trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to stay away. but seriously, who’s allergic to fun? not you, that’s for sure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CrowdStrikeCraft: More Damage Than Viruses!

    CrowdStrikeCraft: More Damage Than Viruses!

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    haha come join this cray cray minecraft server where we cause more chaos than all the computer viruses and malwares put together! our players are like wild animals, always causing mayhem and destruction in the virtual world. you never know what crazy antics you’ll come across on this server, from exploding pigs to dancing creepers. join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PneumoniaShockSurvivorsMC

    PneumoniaShockSurvivorsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up! So, like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got this epic subgroup analysis going on. It’s like, if you got community acquired pneuminia and septic shock, then you gotta join this server, man! We got hydrocortisone plus fludrocortisone up in here, and it’s gonna reduce mortality like no tomorrow. Forget about placebo, come join us and survive like a boss! It’s like a virtual hospital up in here, saving lives and building epic creations at the same time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most lit Minecraft server ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mod Madness – The SMP Server Where Chaos Reigns Supreme!

    Mod Madness – The SMP Server Where Chaos Reigns Supreme!

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Date & Time 20 July, 2 PM GMT
    Current Players 24
    Server Type Modded Nation SMP
    Decision Making Most decisions are made through player votes
    Mods Simple and not complicated
    Discord Server Join Discord

    FAQ

    Questions & Answers

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join the server by connecting to the IP address given in the Discord server.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, the server has rules that are decided through player votes. Please refer to the Discord server for more information.
    Can I invite my friends to join the server? Yes, you can invite your friends to join as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.
    Is there any age restriction to join the server? There is no specific age restriction, but players are expected to behave maturely and respectfully towards others.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyMoidz Minecraft Server

    CraftyMoidz Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where you can ride pigs and race against each other in epic pig races. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds every hour. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “molesting moids” – mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that one player even wished for an infinite supply of diamond armor and it actually came true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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