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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 1173 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5659 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 13 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of dragging your legs under you as you explore our crazy world. Our server is so intense, you’ll be panting after every short walk from room to room – just like this lab!
But wait, there’s more! We have pee pads scattered all over the server for your convenience, because you’ll be so excited to play that you won’t want to take a break. And don’t worry about drinking water, we’ve got snow in a bowl for you just like this poor dog!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as miserable and chaotic as this lab’s life, join us now! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises, like the occasional spat of pooping blood… it’s all part of the fun!