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Chad’s CritiqueCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4128
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	3023	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Zombie Dances:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server, where explosions and critiques collide in the most epic showdown you’ve ever seen.

Join us for epic battles between the average blast-havers, who love nothing more than blowing things up, and the chad game critiquers, who will analyze every move you make with ruthless precision. Will you choose the path of destruction or the path of analysis? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere within its depths. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

MineCrafty Politicians: If you vote democrat this fall, creeper explosions will be the least of your worries!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	227
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where voting Democrat comes with some… interesting perks.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to stuff your face in someone’s pits, asshole, and even their pussy! But here’s the catch – they have to watch you vote first.

So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come on over and see what surprises await you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!

NaziCraft LOLz

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that offers something truly unique and outrageous? Look no further, because our server is perfect for you!

Join our server if you have an interest in the occult and love to roleplay as a pagan warrior. We even offer blood sacrifices as part of our immersive gameplay experience! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and no actual blood is involved (we promise).

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that offers a truly one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual occult rituals are performed (unless you count building giant statues of creepers as a ritual).

Crafty Drivers Server: Where Even Creeper Can’t Keep Up!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Oh boy, let me tell you about the female drivers on our Minecraft server! They are absolute pros at navigating those pixelated roads and dodging creepers like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, they can parallel park a minecart like nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to witness their epic driving skills and maybe even learn a thing or two about avoiding zombie traffic jams. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

MurchaCraft Wipe was Griefer server .. .. Minecraft server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303

The owner of the server “MurchaCraft Wipe was Griefer server .. ..” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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CraftyPersona

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magic Items Found:	7783
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the Minecraft universe, with surprises around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco where all the mobs let loose and party like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Anon’s Blocky Adventure: Server No. 76229133

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	9525	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	462	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about SEX! That’s right, we’ve got sexy skins, naughty roleplay, and even a strip club where you can show off your pixelated assets. Join us for a wild time that will have you saying “Creeper, oh man” in a whole new way! So come on, get your blocky booty over here and let’s get freaky in the world of Minecraft!

Bloom SMP – Where the only thing wilder than the players is our semi-vanilla potatoes!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Bloom SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Bloom SMP
IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Supported Versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features:

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but it does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join the server with versions 1.9 to 1.20.6.
Is there anti-griefing protection?	Yes, the server has anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Night Shift Shenanigans

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2382
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of the boring day shift grind? Join our Minecraft server and work the night shift instead! The night is always in need of more friends, and what better way to make new buddies than by mining and crafting together under the moonlight?

But beware, the night shift on our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that creepers throw wild parties in the caves, zombies have dance-offs in the graveyard, and skeletons play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to join in on the fun?

So ditch the day shift job and come join us on our crazy night shift adventure. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Join now and see what mischief awaits you in the darkness!

Blocky McBlockface: Where ‘This game is amazing’ becomes ‘OMG I can’t stop playing!’

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Enchantments Applied:	97
Love Letters Sent:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

Looking for a server where you can ride on the backs of llamas while battling evil witches with enchanted carrots? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build a house made entirely out of cake, tame a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and participate in epic PvP battles on a giant floating island made of marshmallows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!