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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1950 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.