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  • Crafty Blue Archive Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blue Archive Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 8252
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 0

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to spook you, but don’t worry, he’s just looking for a buddy to build a sandcastle with.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Trust us, they’ve got some killer moves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some serious rhythm!

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  • The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

    The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 6723
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 282 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Mines Excavated: 2079
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Crops Grown: 9684
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 29

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    Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

    We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

    So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 8424
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 67 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 882 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Animals Bred: 187

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

    Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

    And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

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  • WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

    WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 6072
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Star Shards Collected: 262
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Emeralds Found: 4617
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

    Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

    Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?

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  • SoberCraft SMP

    SoberCraft SMP
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 9311
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 54 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

    When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

    So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

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  • Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

    Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 5786
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Towns Built: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3349 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0

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    Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • LebCraft BoomTime

    LebCraft BoomTime
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 9444
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

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    Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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  • Page Me in Minecraft

    Page Me in Minecraft
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 3950
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 31 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1745 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    New Chunks Explored: 444150 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

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    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

    like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

    but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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  • Brain-Gut Connection Craft

    Brain-Gut Connection Craft
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 3109
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a brain-gut connection that will blow your mind! imagine playing minecraft and suddenly your gut microbiome is like “hey, let’s build a castle together!” and your immune system is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

    we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.

    so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

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  • Veldt Survival

    Veldt Survival
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 7294
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

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    Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

    Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

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