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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 102 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Forget about boring old tampon emergencies, on our server, the only emergencies you’ll have are trying to survive against mobs and other players in epic battles. And if you ever find yourself in need of a tampon, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty to go around for everyone, whether you’re syncing up or not!
So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s more intense than a period surprise at work. Who needs drama when you can have fun on our Minecraft server instead? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – tampons optional!