| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8743 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Animals Bred: | 10 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
ConquestLand.net
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 2053 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Votes: | 571 |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Map Reset | Never |
| Allowed Platforms | Java and Bedrock |
| Rules | No stealing, griefing, hacking |
Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.
Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.
The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.
Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.
No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 5449 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Crops Grown: | 9016 | Magic Items Found: | 6359 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 461 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 1048 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.
But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9776 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 5412 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 230 |
Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, on our server, you won’t be pressured to apologize for things you didn’t even do – unless you grief someone’s house, then maybe apologize.
So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory without the stress of dealing with overbearing relatives. And remember, on our server, the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 8705 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.
But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3413 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7183 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 6472 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Magic Items Found: | 4861 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about bumping into that creepy guy who follows you around the store or that lady who tries to sell you essential oils in the parking lot. Instead, you’ll meet players who will build you a virtual Walmart where everything is free and the only thing you have to worry about is not getting lost in the aisles of pixelated products.
So come on, join our server and say goodbye to real-life Walmart encounters and hello to a world where the only weirdos are the ones who build giant statues of themselves out of blocks!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8119 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Potions Brewed: | 73 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6972 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
oh, and did i mention we have a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake? yeah, u heard me right. CAKE.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so, come on over and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF.
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 672 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 413 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Join us for a killer time as we explore the twisted minds of these notorious criminals. Build your own creepy lair and hide from the authorities just like they did. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some dark secrets hidden within the server.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can reenact famous murder scenes or try to escape from a haunted mansion. And don’t worry, we have plenty of security measures in place to make sure things don’t get too real.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a blood-curdling adventure unlike any other. Just remember, watch your back and never trust anyone with a rare surname!
